Road To Game Over (O2 Diamond/Dice/Bruiser)

[pornstar]

"Broken Sunday" hits the APW arena, the fans start going apeshit for the defending Nationwide Champion set to walk into Game Over! for a triple threat title contest! But, Jason isn't alone, as his Familia brother, Dice Dillinger is close by, pointing at the championship Jason raises over his head. This has been a banner year for the Familia, and they're set to give it an end, and knowing Jason, he's got an idear or two up his sleeve to make his title defense at Game Over! a little more interesting...

"Alright, fuckers, quit phoning it in... we know you hate us... I mean, fuck... we only rip everyone a new one as we see fit whether or not we have "permission" to make fun of them or not. Last I heard... didn't need no permish to bully a bitch senselessly and make them cry... but meh. You get that hate voicemail too, Dice? Apparently we got a pissed off Power Ranger after that...



But, hey, fuck 'im, right?"

He gets a small laugh about it...

"BUUUUUUUUUUUT... now we move on to the people that got a set'a testicles and are a li'l more grown up... and, while still noobish... LESS noobish then the aforementioned crybaby who shall remain nameless....

I'm talkin' 'bout my opponents for Game Over!, Joe Bruiser and James Mawfuggin' Diamond, who possesses probably the most GAYEST theme song EVAR. Yeah, them two pansy asses. See... I already went ahead and found somethin' for ya to do in the last Full Throttle you'll see either of our white, wanna-be-black asses... 'course, I'm half-black from the waist down, but....

*ahem*... yeah, the ramblin'...

ANYWAYS... you two are fightin' me and Dice. Already got me some clearance... figured, hey, why not force the opposition to get along just in case we got us some noob tactics of softenin' another one up before the set in stone title match at the big stage, right Dice?"

[Dice Dillinger]

+Taking the microphone from his brother, the smile grows on his face hearing the chants of "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" through the crowd. Game recognize Game bitchez!+

Well brah I can't argue at all with that homey. It's how you play the game when dealin' with these types man. Those two obviously don't get along, can't get along and won't get along. Why not give my brother the upper hand at the last show of the year...By makin' their asses depend on one another for one night before the last time you sons of bitches get to see the Fam prove why we ARE professional wrestling and have been for the past two years. And besides that?

...I personally got some aggression I wanna take out on Mr. Bobble head himself Glass Joe Bruiser. For two years..Two whole fuckin' years dude has been hatin' on the Fam every damn chance he could get. And over and over...And OVER again 7 whipped the piss out of his ass in this ring. So I figure...Why not step up and assist my brother here in softening up the competition for the last show of the year. And as far as James Diamond goes?...Meh...Well...

I'm just anxious to wrap my hands around a mothafucka' who has the damn audacity to wear those ugly ass tights he comes out here in every night. I mean like...Ain't we got some fuckin' guidelines for bitches wearing cand stripe/shit green attires around here? Dude's gonna have somebody having epileptic seizures with all those clashin' ass colors. So...That being said...Diamond and Bruiser, be men for once and get yer asses out here. Have the honor of being the part of the last few jackasses to get pwned in the ring by the Fam. It'll make ya famous I promise.

[Joe Bruiser]

Eye of the Tiger hits over the arena and Joe Bruiser comes out onto the stage with a Mic in his right hand as he does a sexual walk on the stage. He stands there and stares around at the crowd with that big ol smile that he always seems to have on his face no matter what the situation is. Joe brings the Mic up to his face and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]Be men for once? What in the hell are you talking about Dice? I think your dice have been rolled WAY to damn much if you know what I mean. About making me famous, well all I have to say to that is have you checked APWproductions.com/memorabilia lately? Do you have any idea how much my memorabilia has sold? If I am not mistaken the Familia which WAS at one point the top seller has dropped out of the top 3 in sells for the APW. [/glow]

Joe begins to pace.

[glow=blue,2,300]The Joe Bruiser Memorabilia has SKYROCKETED since the beginning of the season, and has only RISEN since then. Me not Famous yet? Get a new pair of glasses you two, and find a NON STD women Jason. Oh yeah, New agents might help out as well. [/glow]

The crowd just laughs.

[glow=blue,2,300]Hummmm lets see, I herd one of you call me a Bobble Head? Funny that you mention that because I believe that are being sold at not only APWproductions.com but also at JoeBruiser.com for about 5 bucks. A good piece of merchandise if you ask me.[/glow]

Dice and Jason just shake there heads at what Joe is saying.

[glow=blue,2,300]You know it never seems to fail that everyone here in the APW doesn't seem to respect The Bwwuzza.[/glow]

Joe points at the fans.

[glow=blue,2,300]These fans are the only ones who respect me. I am constantly hearing from ALL kinds of sources as well as seeing people like you guys, just constantly saying Joe Bruiser sucks, Joe Bruiser = no competition, or shit I even herd one time one of you calling me a bush in the desert. Now to me that is the funniest yet WORST name calling that I have ever herd. But what makes all this name calling and no respect stuff funny is that every time I seem to prove everyone wrong. Every time I seem to beat there ass's to the canvas, every time I seem to overcome the challenge, every time I win. That my dear friends is something that makes champions like Richard Petty, Andre Agassi, Micheal Jordon, Hank Aaron, Jerry Rice, I can go on and on. They always over came whatever challenge was put in front of them. Shit Richard Petty won 7 NASCAR Championships and has 200 wins, Jerry ice holds every NFL Wide Receiver Record imaginable, Hank Aaron is the Home run record holder and for those of you Baseball lovers Barry Bonds doesn't count. Michael Jordon is just the man, I can go on and on about him as well as Andre Agassi. You see my point though? I may not be the best wrestler here in the APW, I may not of held every championship here in the APW, I may not of beat everyone here in the APW, but I can tell you right now, no one else here in the APW has overcome as much as I have had to this year. Throw at me what you want to Familia, but as my top selling t-shirt says and I quote, 2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor. [/glow]

The crowd says it along with Joe as Joe stands there and points at Dice and Jason.

[glow=blue,2,300]BRING IT ON BITCHES.[/glow]

The crowd goes nuts as Joe speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]I can handle whatever you throw at me. [/glow]

The crowd still is nuts as Joe stands there waiting on a response.

[jdiamond]

James makes his way out on stage taking a quick glance at bruiser. He raises his mic and begins to speak

Wow Smart Move you made their Jason, You all know that myself and bruiser didnt get along from when we first met

Bruiser Nods his heads, James turns to Bruiser and Starts to speak again

Now I know you dont like me and hell i dont like you but lets put those differences aside and kick the shit out of these Familia scum

James Awaits for a reply

[pornstar]

"Aww... isn't that cute? Joe Bruiser's come out being one hell of a prostitute... sellin' out much? I'm sure Dice can pimp that ass for ya if he wants... except... I dunno how many gay dudes would wanna fuck Ronald McDonald, Dice... We might hafta think on that one....

ANYways... Familia scum? Howzabout Familia saviors? Motherfuckers... yer lookin' at the real show and the reasons why Bruiser's shit actually sells. I mean, sure, the high schoolers back in the backwater small county high schools that think they're black probably go ape shit for 187... but look at all the kids and mommy's who buy the shit! In a day and age where PETA hands out bloody Ronald McDonald dolls to kids for buyin' Happy Meals, I'm sure that the Punch Out reject twin brother will suffice, right, Dice? Ain't no momma wanna buy a toy for junior that'd pistol whip his ass then steal her purse now..."

[Dice Dillinger]

Whoa whoa dude...Bruiser? I can't believe the nonsense I heard from that cock holder of yours man. Almost sounded like a man in a few of those sentences too. Nobody gives a shit about what type of merchandise you sellin' homeboy. Either way the Fam's gonna outdo that ass in the long run. Leave it up to a 15 year old virgin with the appearance of a white microphone to come up with some DUMB ass shit like that to try to make himself look better than the "wigger" experiment gone wrong he is.

Let's cut the bullshit like right now boys. Joe Bruiser is nothin' more than a mentally retarded version of Rocky Marciano with the top ripped off and replaced by some 1950's black pimp's hair style like some gay ass interchangable Cosby Show figurines. James Diamond? I ain't even got two words to say about his ass because HE barely says two words him DAMN self when he comes out. I got no ammo for mutes man. Sorry. Get some speak and spell bitch and come back when you can read on somethin' higher than a third grade level. Other than that? How you boys wanna get this ass beatin'?

[jdiamond]

James raises his Mic and begins to speak

So your giving us the favour of choosing our match, Last time i got offered that that bitch standing next to you punked out of it.

James Points to jason and pauses before speaking

After thinking it over Ive decided to choose Elimination tag for our match, so how about Boy's. The balls now in your court gentlemen dont keep me waiting. If your not up for it i understand, wouldnt be the first time some objected to my match proposal

James awaits for another reply