Post by "The Icon" John Velocity on May 15, 2007 23:03:01 GMT -4
.:John rolls into the parking lot in a black limousine drove by his driver, Hovus. John is an older superstar in the business and has been around the block we will say. John is nearing his forties, but the only people who know that are his friends and family and whomever he decides to tell. He gets out of the limo with his bag of Hardees food, one flipflop on and a sock on the other foot, a white wife beater, and a pair of boxers with little hearts on them:.
[glow=green,2,300]Ahh, thank you Hovus.[/glow]
.:You hear a loud crack:.
[glow=green,2,300]Ohh, my back! Damn I hate when that happens. I'm getting to old for this shit.[/glow]
.:He walks toward the front door and then he steps on a piece of gum with his socked foot:.
[glow=green,2,300]Oh man, how am I going to make a good impression with gum on my sock.[/glow]
.:He pulls his sock off and stuffs it into his Hardees bag which is still full of tater tots and biscuits. As he walks through the doors, his foot touches the ice cold floor:.
[glow=green,2,300]Oooh, oooh, damn this floor is cold. They should do something about that.[/glow]
.:As he walks everyone is just standing there staring at him wondering what the hell he was doing:.
[glow=green,2,300]Wow such nice people, they know a great guy when they see one.[/glow]
.:John walks up to Candice's office door and knocks as he starts to pull out hash rounds one by one eating them:.
[glow=green,2,300]Ahh, thank you Hovus.[/glow]
.:You hear a loud crack:.
[glow=green,2,300]Ohh, my back! Damn I hate when that happens. I'm getting to old for this shit.[/glow]
.:He walks toward the front door and then he steps on a piece of gum with his socked foot:.
[glow=green,2,300]Oh man, how am I going to make a good impression with gum on my sock.[/glow]
.:He pulls his sock off and stuffs it into his Hardees bag which is still full of tater tots and biscuits. As he walks through the doors, his foot touches the ice cold floor:.
[glow=green,2,300]Oooh, oooh, damn this floor is cold. They should do something about that.[/glow]
.:As he walks everyone is just standing there staring at him wondering what the hell he was doing:.
[glow=green,2,300]Wow such nice people, they know a great guy when they see one.[/glow]
.:John walks up to Candice's office door and knocks as he starts to pull out hash rounds one by one eating them:.
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