Alright so thats how it is huh.(O2187)

[Joe Bruiser]

Eye Of The Tiger hits over the arena and Joe Bruiser comes out onto the stage wearing a pair of boxing shorts, his entrance jacket, Boxing Gloves, and sunglasses. Joe taunts for the fans who are cheering for him. He begins to make his way down to the ramp clapping with fans along the way. Once at the ring, Joe climbs up into the ring and grabs a Mic and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]I'm sure you fans have seen the promo or was there when 187 made fun of me. Yes and in case you didn't see it, here you are.[/glow]

The video that 187 made begins to play and you see the picture that was made by him.



And the video ends after another minute of the fake Joe Bruiser talking and all.

[glow=blue,2,300]Now I'm sure alot of you find that funny. I will admit, it made me laugh out of complete boredom. It could of used ALOT more help for how bad it was. But 187, I have made a video of my own. PLAY IT.[/glow]

Joe then spins and points at the titantron and you see a fake 187 being played none other than Joe himself.

Yo yo whattup my homies.

Joe is wearing 187 look alike clothes and has a backwords hat on and a doorag on his head.

Yo yo this is za 187 here, and im in jail just like dat Buza said id be. Dats right, im here in my comfy ol jail cell after I was caught stealing a BWWUUZZAA from the local store down the road. Man was I stupid, but that stuff is just ol so good. I just couldn't help myself you no. Dat Buza was so right when he said id be here one day. It really does feel like home here.

Joe/187 runs and jumps on the bed which then falls out of the wall onto the ground.

Ohhhhhhhh man now dat was some shit dere. But it always happens when I jump on it haha.

Joe/187 gets up from the ground and walks over to the camera.

You want to see somethin else funny?

Joe/187 walks over to the wall which has a poster of Joe Bruiser covering up a GIANT hole.

You see dis? Dis is my way out. But you see, its also not my way out.

Joe/187 crawls into the hole and crawls right out into the back yard where all the other inmates walk around.

You see dere? Dat was the dumbest thing Ive ever done. DURRRRRRRRR.

Joe/187 slaps himself in the face.

So da next time yu see Joe Buza make sure you congratulate him on putting me away. Dis is heaven on a bun, welcome to the Johnsonville county prison.

Then the camera fades away up into the air as you see sort o0 like a Shawshank Redemption moment when you see Andy Dufresne(Tim Robbins) raise his arms after he escaped from the Shawshank Prison. The camera then fades to black and you hear a mysterious voice begin to talk.

Don't ever let criminals run. Make sure you lock every single one of them up like this............



And also don't forget to buy yourself a BWWUUZZAA. It gives you energy you never thought you had.

Then you hear Joe's voice.

[glow=blue,2,300]Brought to you by Bruiser productions. [/glow]



The video ends and the camera goes back on Joe who is laughing his ass off.

[glow=blue,2,300]OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.[/glow]

Joe falls to his knees and laughs even more.

[glow=blue,2,300]Oh my, that was even funnier then the first 20 times I watched it HAHA.[/glow]

Joe then gets back on his 2 feet.

[glow=blue,2,300]But lets get back on subject. Haha. Alright, 187 must really enjoy pushing my buttons, and I like pushing his back. Hummm I wonder how mad he will be after watching that video? Hummmm oh well back on topic. So Ive come up with the perfect match for us then. Where he will have the chance to push my buttons not once, not twice, but 3 possible times if needed. Thats right folks, I am talking about a 3 STAGES OF HELL.[/glow]

The fans go crazy as Joe begins to walk around the ring.

[glow=blue,2,300]First match will be what I pick. I pick a LADDER MATCH. The second match will be picked by you 187. So come on out here and pick your match.[/glow]

Joe waits for 187 to come out.

[fninfamous]

There's a brief silence as the fans keep their eyes glued to the stage. Awaiting the arrival of Tha Infamous 187 to answer Joe's challenge. The lights changed to the color of red. With that, the deafening sound of cheers rang out through out the arena. Then "Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre begins to blare through out the PA system. The music played but there was something strange. No 187. This left the crowd in confusion. The music was playing. The lights changed color. But there was no 187? After a minute of letting the music play, the lights change back to normal and the music cuts off. Leaving everyone wondering what was going on here....

[Joe Bruiser]

A confused look came over Joe's smile after what he just saw. Joe removes his sunglasses and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]More of these games you want to play here? Huh? More mind games? Its ok 187 if your too scared to face me again. I would be to knowing I'm the favorite and all in this 3 Stages of Hell Match. [/glow]

Joe looks around at the fans.

[glow=blue,2,300]Ohhhhhhhh so your going to come out through the crowd. I see now. A surprise attack through the crowd, so ingenious of you 187. Thats the oldest trick in the book.[/glow]

Joe then starts to slowly spin around in the ring looking through the crowd.

[glow=blue,2,300]Well I don't see him do you guys?[/glow]

The crowd is silent as Joe looks back at the stage.

[glow=blue,2,300]Well guys it appears I have FINALLY shut the mouth of thy 187. About damn time someone did if you ask me. Well............[/glow]

Joe is interrupted by a voice on the titantron.

[fninfamous]

"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

...is what's heard from the titantron of that oh so familiar voice. All eyes shift over to the titantron and there's a mixed reaction among the crowd at the sight they see. Sitting there on the screen was the man himself. With that trademark smirk of his on his face, 187 appeared to be standing in a lunch line. Not only was he in a lunch line, but he and everyone around him seemed to be all dressed in bright orange jumpsuits with numbers on them. It appears that 187 REALLY was in prison. He proceeds to speak as the lunch line slowly moves...

"Damn homie. You think you funny, don'tcha Bruisa'? Looks like ya did it. Ya really did it 'dis time mothaf**ka. You see where I'm at...?"

187 looks around at his surroundings.

"Yeah. You got me. You really got me. I knew I was a bad @$$ mothaf**ka' but damn... I ain't think I made you piss yo' sheets one too many times to do 'dis to me. I mean, come on... be real now... How many mothaf**kas try and lock they problems away? Really now...? I heard of mothaf**kas bottlin' sh*t up or drink they problems away. But neva' in my life have I heard of a guy lock they problems up. You a piece of work Joe. You really is. I guess when I knocked yo' @$$ 'round on 'da stage at 'da last Full Throttle, I must've violated somethin'. I know you said 'da police was protectin' yo' @$$ but damn... they really put my @$$ in these cuffs. Now you out there... talkin' sh*t... when I ain't even in 'da buildin'. Damn 'dats some sad sh*t. I guess you feel safe now, don'tcha? You know how ya said you was piss scared to be in APW wit' someone like me walkin' 'da halls? I ain't think I was 'dat damn scary. I ain't think I gave too many mothaf**kas nightmares. But damn man... you really gotta take a mothaf**kas freedom away to feel safe...? 'Dats some of 'dat ol' bullsh*t right there. You an @$$hole fo' 'dat sh*t. You one of them mothaf**kas who like to do sh*t but run when it comes time to pay 'da pipa'? You really a piece of sh*t fo' 'dat."

187 just shook his head.

"Talkin' sh*t when I ain't even in 'da buildin'... 'Dat must make you feel real tough. 'Dat must make you feel like you f**kin' really did somethin'. 'Dats funny. 'Dat really is. You tryna' call shots now when I'm sittin' in a jail cell? Pfft... I STILL run sh*t. You crazy as hell if think I ain't got no pull from here. 'Da walls have ears lil' homie... I hear when ya talk. Even when I ain't there lil' homie... I'm STILL ontop. Hell, if I was there though... I'd mirk yo' @$$ in a second... it ain't nothin'... straight hardcore style mothaf**ka. Beat yo' @$$ wit' everything but 'da kitchen sink. If I could get 'dat off 'da wall... I'd smash ya @$$ wit' 'dat too. Sh****t.... you got me f**ked up...."

187 pauses for a moment as he finally reaches the point to pick his food from what they got. Prison food... ugh....

[Joe Bruiser]

Joe now has the most surprised/confused look you have ever seen on a mans face.

[glow=blue,2,300]What............your.............in prison................did the cops really get you or something? OH MY GOD. IT TOTALLY WORKED. [/glow]

Joe's excitement went down when he realized something.

[glow=blue,2,300]Hey now, how come I wasn't informed of this shit? *Laughs* You really are something 187. Your life is always full of surprises. Nice Home you have there dude, and the food looks...............tasty. Thats to say the least. Fuck man I had no idea you wernt in the building? Come on now. So whats next on this little tour you have going on here of your new home? [/glow]

Joe waits for 187 to respond.

[fninfamous]

187 gets the disgusting excuse they call a meal in this place and proceeds to make his way out of the line. He stops for a moment as he looks into the camera and just laughs. He doesn't say anything. He doesn't even attempt to respond back to Joe. 187 just laughs as he stares into the camera. Then... the titantron goes black. The confusion returns to the arena. Leaving people guessing on what is really going on. Leaving people unsure on why the screen went blank. Leaving the fans wondering what 187 was laughing about.

[Joe Bruiser]

Joe as well as the fans are confused as hell.

[glow=blue,2,300]What the hell is this, some kind of joke?[/glow]

Joe is holding the Mic at his mouth but is looking around at the fans who are still trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

[glow=blue,2,300]I don't no what to tell you guys. If 187 IS in prison like he says he is then I automatically win at COTT. But if he IS NOT really in prison like I believe is he is, then where is he huh. I don't see him. You no what, this is over with now. I will talk to you guys some other time.[/glow]

Joe as Joe gets ready to give the Mic back to the arena worker something happens.

[fninfamous]

"Hold up."

.....Just then as Joe was ready to give his microphone back, the attention of the audience shifts over to the stage as they see someone coming down the ramp. That someone appeared to be a group of three police officers. One of the three officers had a microphone in their hand. The three police made their way down the ramp and around the where the steel steps were. Then they walked up the steps and into the ring underneath the top rope. The three police officers then began to approach Joe before the ringside staff coule take the microphone away. The officer with the microphone brings the microphone up to his mouth and speaks...

"I'm afraid that you're not going anywhere, son."

[Joe Bruiser]

Joe looks at the 3 police officers with a What The Fuck Look on his face.

[glow=blue,2,300]Alright alright whats this about guys?[/glow]

Your coming with us Mr. Bruiser.

[glow=blue,2,300]What? Me? Oh no no I am afraid that you have the wrong guy officers. Because I haven't done anything wrong.[/glow]

Joe then removes his sunglasses and smiles.

[glow=blue,2,300]Alright 187, which one those is you? Come on speak up? There is a much easier way for you accept my challenge you no.[/glow]

Joe waits for 187 to respond.

[fninfamous]

The police officers stand there unamused by Joe's words. Keeping a straight face, the one with the microphone bring it back to his lips and proceeds to speak into it...

"187 isn't here Mr. Bruiser. As you've seen, he's locked away to rot in a County Prison. There's no lie about that sir. But I'm still going to have to ask for you to come with us. There's a warrant out for your arrest. I suggest you come along with me. You have the right to remain silent, and that anything you say will be used against you in court. You have the right to consult with an attorney and to have that attorney present during interrogation, and if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided at no cost to represent you."

[Joe Bruiser]

[glow=blue,2,300]Oh so now your reading me my rights. Hummm How about I read you your rights now.[/glow]

Joe smiles.

[glow=blue,2,300]You have the right to shut the fuck up, One more word out of your mouth and you will get knocked the fuck out for life, you have the right to an attorney and if you cant afford one, then your fucked. For some reason those rights are just perfect for you guys cause...............[/glow]

Joe yells in the face of the middle cop.

[glow=blue,2,300]I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. SO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS RING BEFORE I MAKE YOU.[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic as the middle cop raises his Mic and gets in Joe's face..

That would attempted assault on a police officer SIR.

Joe raises the Mic back up to his face.

[glow=blue,2,300]Thats very nice of you.......................187.[/glow]

The cop shakes his head.

I am not 180..........................................

About that time Joe smashes the cop right in the side of his jaw with his boxing glove. Joe then takes out the other 2 cops with a few boxing punches. After that, Joe takes a good look at the middle cop and it is not 187. Joe then moves over to the second cop, not 187, then the third and once again not 187. Not one of them is Tha Notorious 187.

[glow=blue,2,300]WHAT. Your kidding me. [/glow]

As soon as Joe turns around he gets a surprise.

[fninfamous]

*With Infamous Permission*

As Joe stands there wondering what is going on, both shocked and scared after what he has just done to these officers... the fans erupt into cheers circling around the ring. Joe stands there with a smile on his face, thinking that the fans were cheering for him for what he just did to these cops. What Joe wasn't aware of was the direction the fans eyes were directed towards. Joe throws his arms up into the air as he looks out to the crowd. Slowly walking backwards around in the ring. Just then as he turns around to face the direction that was behind him the whole time.... it was none other than 187 rushing forward at full speed. BAM! 187 drove his shoulder directly into the middle of Joe's stomach. Hitting Joe with the Shotty Tag (Spear) and almost tearing the man right in half with it. The shot left Joe laid out across the mat with his eyes closed. 187 then pushes himself up from the mat with that trademark smirk on his face. He laughs to himself as he looks out to the cheering fans. This was the 187 that the crowd loves. The 187 that doesn't give a damn about authority. The 187 that could careless what has been said, he's down to fight. Got to love the violence hungry crowds. He nods his head as he leans forward to grab the microphone that Joe had dropped on the mat. He lifts the microphone up to his mouth and proceeds to say...

"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! AHA!"

He looks down at Joe , laughing to himself as he does so. Joe lays there twisting and turning in pain.

"Element of surprise is a mothaf**ka, ain't it? You were right 'bout one thing though.... I ain't in no damn prison. 'Cause I done already said befo'... I ain't EVA' gonna go back. You can count on 'dat sh*t. It'll be when pigs fly when you catch me chillin' inside of a jail cell. Now it seems you done f**ked up homie. You just caught yourself a case. You do know strikin' an offica' is a crime? Don'tcha? Aha! You done f**ked yo'self. As fo' our match........ you can guaran-damn-tee 'dat I'm down fo' 'dat sh*t. Two out of three falls? You can count me in on it. My choice is hardcore. 'Dat is 'da only way to do it. You best believe I'ma be there. Let's see if you are able to show up... keep yo' @$$ tight in 'dat prison cell... you're gonna need it.... b***h!"

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