Pair of Kings (O2A)

[Kasino Royale]

+FINALLY! After all the riding they had done over the past few days, the duo known as Royal Flush find themselves sitting in Kasino's Dodge Intrepid in the parking lot area of Angel Towers. Without wasting anytime, the two men exit the car, grabbing the few bags they had brought along and began heading for the door to the lobby.+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Damn man. I'm glad to be out that damn car man...I was starting to get sea sick in a damn Intrepid homey...

Kasino: Yeah I know right. Damn car started cramping my damn legs man. Man I can't wait to get in one of these damn rooms and knock out for about 2 days dog...Tired as shit...[/glow]

+Dice can be seen tossing away a cigar he had in his mouth upon their arrival as they finally make it to the doors of the lobby. Tossing his one big bag over his shoulder Dice flings the door open with enough force for Kasino to catch it just barely even though he was a few feet behind him. As Dice enters, he sees the beauty of the lobby in this place and his eyes bug out a little as he says...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Damn it man! Now this is more like it dog! Them angel chicks must be some straight ballers homey...Look at this shit dog!...
[/glow]

+As Kasino steps fully through the door he lays his eyes on the spectacle that is the lobby of the Angel Towers and he reaches up slowly to remove his glasses as a smile comes over his face...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Well I'll be damned homey...The Flush may have just hit the jackpot this time...Bitchin' digs man...Way better than that shit hole of a complex too...I bet some half naked women running around here man...

Dice: You act like they shootin' rap videos in this bitch man...This is a place of bidness homey...Ain't nobody naked in here...Somebody selling dope is what they doing...You can't make this much money in a legit way man...I ain't buyin' it...
[/glow]

+Before Kasino can respond to his partner, a man they had never seen before but had talked to briefly can be seen coming around the corner on the other end of the lobby. He sees the two men standing in the lobby headed towards the receptionist desk and begins making his way over to the two...-

[dick]

I see the two men who I had spoken to earlier approaching the receptionist desk finally. I had spoken with them earlier in the day and they seemed to be very rude. But they did say they were tired from all the driving and whatnot so I decide to bury the hatchet so to speak and make an overture towards them and introduce myself. I arrive at the counter as one of them seems to be getting quite loud with the female at the desk and I ask...

Gentlemen. Welcome to Angel Towers. I am Richard Hugh. Assistant to the Angels and I'd like to be the first to congratulate you two on finding a new home here in beautiful Toronto Canada. Is there some sort of problem here gentlemen?

[Dice Dillinger]

+Hearing a most aggravating voice interrupt his rant on one of the receptionists at the desk, Dice turns his head to face the man who had just arrived on the scene and introduced himself...He takes a few seconds to look the man up and down...Observing his demeanor for a few seconds before answering...+


[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Nice to meet you "Rich"...Now if you'll excuse me?...[/glow]

+Then turning his head back to face the receptionist who had been catching the bulk of his rant about who they were and why they were here...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Like I said lady...It's ROYAL...FLUSH...DILLINGER & ROYALE!...Say it with me now...DIL...IN...GER...Okay you got it now...& ROY...ALLLLEEE...There you go now get this lady Camp bell or whatever her name is on the horn and let her know her tag divison saviors are here already...[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Yeah and let her know she shouldn't send a little boy down here to greet men...Bad bidness move if you ask me...[/glow]

+Turning his head to face Richard who was standing with a look of shock on his face.+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:What? You gotta problem man?[/glow]

+Richard seems to be alright at holding his tongue and does just that as he raises his hands up as if saying he's backing off. After taking a few steps back he offers up...+

[dick]

Perhaps you didn't hear me. I am Richard...Hugh...Assistant to the Angel sisters. The owners of Action Packed Wrestling. YOUR employer. You do understand what I'm saying to you gentlemen don't you?

[Dice Dillinger]

+Suddenly a smile comes over the face of Dice as he raises his index finger to the woman who he was letting "have it"...He turns to face the new comer to the scene...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Hold on...You're...The DICK we spoke with earlier?...Ha Ha...You're the dick??? HA!...Hey K check it out man!....It's DICK!!!....[/glow]

+Then turning around and facing the other superstars in the lobby in the waiting area...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Hey folks! Check it out over here! We got the biggest dick you'll EVER see man!...DICK...SUPERSTARS....SUPERSTARS...DICK...Get acquainted why don't you....[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: I thought that whiny voice sounded aggravating for a damn reason...You almost blew my high with that shit you was talking earlier man...But hey since you're here dog, you go fetch and get that angel that wanted to sign us on up so we can go catch up with the fam y'know...Instead of all this damn red tape... So what's up?...[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

+Dice leans on the receptionists desk with his arms folded as he stands there,smile growing every second at the agitation they were causing the man who had come to "greet" them as he said.+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Come on Dick...Cough it up...I never seen a dick get choked up! HA HA!!!! Spit it out man!...What?...You mean you not gon' "shoot" off at the mouth or nothing? Hmm...Check this...Since your name is dick, when you leave the house to buy "protection" do you go to the birth control isle at the convience store or the gun store? Cause you're one big dick man!...I figure condom wouldn't be big enough for you man!...Get it?..."Protection"?...HA! HA!!!!!...[/glow]

+Kasino slowly turns his head to face his tag team partner who was having an extremely large amount of fun at the expense of...Well...Dick...Shaking his head as he turns back to face Richard again...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: He ain't got nothing to say D....Nah...He just a little errand boy man...The GIRLS got all the power 'round here man...Sheeesshh...What's Canada coming to man ?...When they got a boy down here trying to do something a man needs to be doing...Shit...Might as well castrate you son cause the Angels got yours in a jar in one of their offices I bet...[/glow]

[dick]

I know he just didn't...

Boy?!!?And what is that supposed to mean sir? Was that a comment made about my racial background because I assure you that type of behavoir will NOT be tolerated here. If you wish to speak such things I suggest you get a role on Seinfeld and express them all you want gentlemen. Now. I will take you two to Ms. Chantell's office if you are indeed ready to meet with her but no more comments about...

Before I can finish my sentence I'm cut off by the bigger of the two men.

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Whoa dude! Calm yo' ass down man...Nobody said anything about your "racial background" dude...Shit...Chill out man and just take us where we need to go dude...Damn...[/glow]

+K Dog reaches down grabbing his two bags and begins making his way toward the elevator about a hundred feet away. Dice does like wise and as he begins walking behind his partner he comments under his breath...+

_{[glow=red,2,300]Dice:Hey K...I know what you said wasn't a shot like he thought but it WOULD explain why he's such a...BIG...DICK...HA HA!...[/glow]}

+Though he was trying to be serious at the time, Kasino can't help but crack a smile and release a little bit of laughter at the comment made by his partner. Turning around slightly he mutters himself...+

_{[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Shut up man...If that's the case I'm black from the waist down dude HA!...[/glow]}

+Richard follows close behind as they walk in the direction of the elevator and once there he steps in front of them to bring the elevator down so that they could finally report in with Ms. Chantell.+

[blaze]

As the doors part, Dice and Kasino are obviously shocked by who they see standing in the elevator. On the other side, Blaze is a bit surprised by who he sees as well. Noticing the three standing there, he knows he has to say it. He shouldn't, and it'd be in his best interest just to walk away, but he can't help himself...

xX-Unextinguishable Inferno Blaze-Xx
Well what do we have here? It seems to be a Dick....And his two nuts.....

Blaze slowly steps out of the elevator and pushes his way past Dice and Kasino. After taking a few steps, he turns around to face them once more....

xX-Unextinguishable Inferno Blaze-Xx
And with Vegas sure to be soon following....theres your asshole....

Blaze just shakes his head and mumbles as he walks off...

xX-Unextinguishable Inferno Blaze-Xx
There goes the neighborhood....

[dick]

Who the hell was that?

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Ahh man that's nobody dude...A Familia fan...I T-Bagged his ol' lady in a hospital room a few months ago....

Kasino: Damn that's dirty man....[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Nah man it was art ful and tasteful...Tasteful for her! HA !HA!....
[/glow]

+The newest tag team on the APW roster steps into the elevator before the door closes with Richard close behind. Once inside the two young men position themselves on the back wall of the elevator and both stand quiet as the vessel begins to travel upwards to their destination.+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Did you really T-Bag his wife man?...[/glow]

+Dice stands with his bag dangling in front of him from both of his hands with his mouth seemingly poked out as he seems to be actually enjoying the elevator music...Hearing his partners question he turns nonchalantly and...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: YEP!...Sure did homey...Dropped the hairy ones right on her face dude...Like it wasn't shit...[/glow]

Richard: Could we please cover a different subject gentlemen?....

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Ahhh shaddup Dick...Like you never been T-Bagged before....Get outta here...Think I saw you on...Nevermind man....Nevermind...[/glow]

+Just then the doors to the floor of their room opens up and they look up to see...+

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"Motherfuckers!!!"[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Mothafucka!!!! HA HA!!!! God damn Buck!!! What's up baby boy?!!?[/glow]

+Dice's mouth drops open and then goes from surprised to shocked to laughter within a matter of seconds as he watches K Dog step out of the elevator to greet one of their brothers in arms...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: God damn it man! What's up dog? Where the homies at? I know SOMEBODY in the fam gotta be here by now....[/glow]

+By the time Buck and K Dog were finished with their handshake, Dice had stepped forward past Richard who was confused at the scene and he and Buck embraced in a quick brotherly hug and some sort of handshake it seems...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: What it is baby boy? Good to see some real mothafuckas 'round here...Instead of fucking 'round with THIS dick here...When you get here dog?[/glow]

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"Yesterday... smelled 7 from a mile away if you know what I mean... couldn't stick around and see who else showed up though.... had some management to kinda... "leave my mark on..."[/glow]

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: HA HA! Damn man! Started already? Hold on it can't be one of these Angel broads I know dude. The bosses? HA You got no fuckin' shame Buck! But you said 7 already here?...Oh hell yeah!!! I gotta get with my main homey...Gots to...[/glow]

+By this time Buck and the Flush had taken the lead and begin walking down the corridor to god knows where with Richard behind nodding his head as he thought HE was the one taking them to meet Ms. Chantell but...I guess not jackass!+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Now shit's about to jump of in this bitch man...I ain't know the fam was already in the building dog...Who else here man? Ya'll heard from V yet?[/glow]

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"Took care of that li'l problem from my next broad-bent-over, Candice... Told him to get his ass here before I penetrated his sister... Wouldn't be surprised if he's already here... "[/glow]

Buck pays the following turdburglar no mind, who's probably already shitting himself over how Buck just referred to Candice...

[dick]

I quietly follow behind the three men to their destination as they seem to be getting reacquainted it seems. Speaking about a few things I may want to relay to the Angel sisters actually. I'm sure they'd want to hear some of this "guy" talk of marijuana use and sexual advances toward their employers. I wonder why the sisters would even think about signing people like THIS on the roster. My good friend Charles might be turning over in his grave as I speak.

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Candice eh?...Cool cool...Knock that shit out dude...Nothing wrong with a little pleasure after business with one of the bad boss bitches around the place! HA!...Hell...I miss the fuck out of Mandy right now...Especially with this tingle on my...[/glow]

+He pauses as he turns and looks back at...DICK...Then looking back to Buck...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: If you get my drift?...Need to let loose for real...Hope we got some nice pieces of ass 'round here...Perferably some that like...[/glow]

+Pausing once more and looking back at....DICK...Then back at his partner Dice who was laughing his ass off by this time...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:...But y'know man, I'm just feeling good to be back around fam and all dog....We gon' tear this bitch DOWN this season man...No doubts about it either...last season ain't sit well with us at all....So homey take us to this Chantell's office and we can check in and whatnot...We already signed just gotta hear some shit about being late I guess...Bullshit....[/glow]

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"These wimmens better dig the pole... or I'm gonna have to snap some kneecaps... it's already pretty offensive what they're paying me... It's like I'm some god-damn factory worker making her fuckin' shoes... And feel free to relay that to her, DICK."[/glow]

He stares down the future tattletale, then breaks out laughing as a stuck up look had crossed his face...

[glow=teal,2,300]"Anyways... time to find my next piece on the evergrowing list... so come on, lets find this broad."[/glow]