Sin City Style (O2A)

[Dice Dillinger]

+The day after meeting with Ms Chantell and getting settled in, the duo known as Royal Flush are in their assigned room making themselves comfortable as only they could. Music blasting through the damn roof, cigar and weed smoke and some brand new porn movies playing on the television screen. Damn it feels good to be back. Their choice of viewing material? Buck Wylde's just released XXX Military drama. "Shaving Ryan's Privates".Already considered a classic among porn lovers. Dice stands directly in front of the TV as Kasino stands on the other side of the room seemingly speaking to someone on his cell phone. Seeing that his partner was preoccupied with something or somebody, Dice yells to him...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Duuudddeee!...You gotta check this man!...Buck is straight KILLING these broads man! Ya' Shoulda' peeped what he did to this one broad man...She ain't gon' EVER smile right again man...HA HA! He ain't havin' no mercy either dog...Damn...How da' fuc' she bend like that man?...[/glow]

+Dice turns his head sideways trying to see how the hell Buck got this one chick to contort her body and not break anything. Almost looks like two pretzels playing twister! On the other side of the room K Dog holds the cell phone to his ear...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:...You damn right!...Anytime girl. I'm always ready to smash that right on up! HA!...What?...Woman please, ain't NObody replacing Big Sexy K Dog and you know it...Uh Huh...Aiight...Aiight...You know I can catch a flight back to the NY right?...Say what?...Don't even play with me like that girl...Don't even...Hold on hold on...[/glow]

+Cuffing the phone in his hand and looking towards Dice...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Hey!...Hey dude turn that shit down a little man. Amanda think we having orgies over here man. You fuckin' up my game dude....Damn...[/glow]

+Turning his head for a moment to hear his partners words, Dice rolls his eyes as he slightly adjusts the volume on the television. Then he turns making his way over to the window in the room and reached into the cooler the Flush ALWAYS kept handy and grabbed a cold one and of course immediately turned the bottom of the can up swallowing damn near the whole thing. Then his focus turns back to the television as he comments again...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Shit dude...Buck gotta get me in some of these shits homey...I'm trying to do a Tiffany Doll scene like he did...Just SPLAT!...Right on her forehead man...For real dog...Man...You still on the phone with Mandy man?...Cut that broad loose man...Damn...You 'bout to be whipped in a minute dude...[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Fuck you lil' bastard...Mind ya' damn bidness...[/glow]

+Kasino turns his attention back to his conversation on his cell phone. Just then there's a knock on the door that Dice misses at first because of the volume of the television playing XXX movies right now. Kasino grabs a bag of beer nuts from the counter where he sat near, tossing at the head of his tag partner.

[glow=red,2,300]Dice:Mothefu...What the hell?!!?[/glow]

+Without saying a word, K Dog points toward the door signaling somebody's knocking and Dice shakes his head as he begins slowly making his way towards it, stopping a few times to catch a few more quick views of the program on the screen. After almost a entire 60 seconds, he makes it to the door and grabs the door knob, all while keeping his eyes in the general direction of the television. When he opens it he sees...+

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki Kenzo standing in front of him, she looks up to him.

Hey, why you in Yuki's room?

Yuki looks at her key where the Nr. 9 is written on it, the same
goes for the door Nr.9. So it must be Yuki's room or....`?

Yuki don't like it when people have gang bang party in Yuki's
room without asking Yuki. And to not let Yuki in her room makes
Yuki angry.

She looks angry at Dice.

[Dice Dillinger]

+Dice sees some little ass Japanese lookin' chick in the doorway. After quickly looking back to his partner who seems to be ignoring the situation he turns back to the woman and says...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Say what? YOUR room? Nah baby this can't be YOUR room. This is the Royal Flush's room shorty....[/glow]

+He then sees the woman hold up the key in her hand and he leans over a bit to glance at the number on the key and then...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Uhh...Baby girl...I think you might wanna flip that bitch upside down and then look again sugar. Ha Ha...Might got shit a little mixed up...[/glow]

+A smile comes to his face as he begins slowly raising the can in his hand towards his mouth again for another swig...+

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki looks at the key Nr and sees that it is now a 6. She looks at
the door and notice that the Nr. 9 is hanging a bit wrong. Yuki
looks closer and sees that the 9 could also be a 6.

Yuki is in right room.

She points at the Nr on the door.

So man get out of Yuki room with gang bang party. And smoking
is not healthy. Makes impotent.

[Dice Dillinger]

+Dice looks at the little agitating ass woman with a cocked eyebrow as he lowers his can that's empty now. Without looking he tosses it over his shoulder as he addresses the strange woman...+

_{[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: ....God damn it!...[/glow]}

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Look little lady, I'm trying to tell ya' ass this AIN'T your room. Turn that sumbitch around and you'll plainly see that shit. 6 and 9 are two different numbers. Check it out...Look at the door next to us and see what's on it...Oh and for your information Jacolyn Chan....[/glow]

+He reaches down and grabs his belt buckle giving it a pull...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Dice Dillinger could NEVER be impotent. If you nice I'll show you later on my little fortune cookie. Ha Ha![/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki looks at the door next to them and sees a 5. She turn around and raise an eyebrow while she fold her arms infront
of her cheast.

Man not only impotent but also got bad eyes.

She points at the next door.

5 then 6 right? So you in wrong room.

Yuki walks closer to Dice and looks up at him.

Can only be Yuki's room.

She looks in the room and sees the hughe plasma tv where
a really dirty movie is playing.

Oh, Yuki is right, only man without woman watch pornos,
impotent mens cause thats why they have to watch pornos.

An evil grin appears on her face.

Gay on too, Your boyfriend?

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Impotent? Cause we watching porn?...And THEN that makes me gay cause I got a partner?...Sheeeshhh...Worked in New York much?...I ain't gay baby...Step in this room and I'd screw your eyes straight...[/glow]

+Quickly looking back to his tag team partner who had begun making his way toward the door...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: This lil' bitch is crazy man..She just called me gay man![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Tell her she needs to take her ass back to the states for a all gay federation....[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: I did! Broad just harassing me man. YOU handle it I'm missing the money shot dude....[/glow]

+Dice then turns and darts past Kasino almost knocking him down, leaving the problem of the lost woman to him...+

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Look Brenda Lee or whoever you are, we just chillin' enjoying a little R and R and all....Waiting for some friends to come by and all that...Why you disturbing that? You wanna chill? Bring your ass in and chill...But stop harassing the shit outta us....[/glow]

+He then takes a few moments to look the woman over from head to toe....Nice...F**kable anyways...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: And by the way...When's the last time you had YOUR sushi heated up a bit?...Sounds like somebody's in need of a little Sin City sausage! HA HA![/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki scratch her head.

Sushi heated up? You know that Sushi is eaten raw?

Yuki shake her shoulders.

Anyway, look Yuki cames to her room and somebody is in it. Yuki
don't like that. Yuki shows that this is her room. But man says no.
Yuki showed prove, key, room number, number of room next to this room.
This is Yuki's room. Yuki don't like it when man watch Porn in her
room, just to show that not impotent. Yuki don't care if you two
are together, Yuki has done lot of things so she know why you
two might date each other, but that not Yuki's business.
Yuki has arrived her in APW and want to take a warm bath and
i quick pipi in her room. Her room not yours.

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Look god damn....[/glow]

+Kasino pauses as he places his hand over his forehead obvious frustration setting in...As he let's out a long sigh after looking back at a smiling Dice enjoying the movie, he turns back to face the woman...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Look why don't you just come in and take your damn bath and then get the hell on? We ain't lettin' you crash the party we got coming man. Damn! Either stay or go. What's it gon' be? Take your bath and get on. This don't make no damn sense you pullin' this shit![/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki takes a deph breath and thinks about it.

Damn i smell like a piece of shit i need a bath, but that guys doesn't want to get out of my room.

Ok, Yuki takes shower but what is get the hell on?

[Kasino Royale]

+K Dog just lowers his head and steps aside opening the door even further for the woman as he says...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Don't even worry about it! Just come in already...Damn!...[/glow]

+The young woman then proceeds inside of the room. Seemingly looking around as if something was wrong. Must be the smell of alcohol and marijuana. You know how the Fam does it! Noticing the woman enter the room, Dice looks up and a look of confusion comes over his face...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Man what the fuck?...

Kasino: I know...I know dude...Look she's gon' wash her ass and then she's out man...Don't sweat it...P*'s gonna be here in a little bit so the party's gonna get jumpin'...She gotta get the hell out then...

Dice: Cool...Cool...All the rooms are the same so you know where the bath room is...Don't you?[/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki looks around and notice a big door with silver letters.

Must be this room?

She point at it, and then walk in the direction while she slip out of
her t-shirt , while the two guys stare at her nacked back as she
opens the door to the bath room.

Yep is the right room. So you two live toghether, but not be
boyfriends? Ain't gay and ain't impotent?

Yuki says while she let a water in the bathtube.

[Dice Dillinger]

+Hearing the words from the young woman's mouth Dice takes the remote and tosses it across the room as he walks away from the T.V. to grab another beer from the cooler. As he fumbles through the cooler he comments...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Thanks a lot toots. All this talk about being gay screwed up my taste for porn...Damn...[/glow]

+Dice once again turns up another can gulping down more than half of the can's contents at once. As he lowers the can he notices the sight of Yuki's naked back and his eyes grow big as saucers as he comments to his tag team partner...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: She aggravating as fuck but...She'll damn sho' get stretched out on the slab homey...[/glow]

+Kasino leans against a dresser across the room, eyes locked on the same thing as his partner as his voice can be heard...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Yep. Damn sure can dog. Nice little ass too...Hey...What's your name again?[/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki turns half way around and makes with her left hand the piece sign.

Yuki Kenzo, future APW Woman champion.

[Kasino Royale]

+Kasino chuckles a bit before responding...+


[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Oh yeah?...Ha...Aiight aiight the little woman's got some spunk AND some junk in the trunk...Cool...Now...Get naked, get washed and let's get it moving so we can do the damn thing already...
[/glow]

+Making his way over to the television, he picks up his cell phone from atop and begins dialing once again. Dice then plops himself on one of the beds in the room with yet another beer can in his hand while tossing another one in the trash can. Kasino turns as he's awaiting the other end to answer...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Don't drink ALL the damn beer man! Shit....I ain't had but TWO and your ass is on like number what?...FIVE?...Damn....

Dice: Stop hating god damn it...That's how I do it...Hey Yuki!...Yuki!...[/glow]

+He then sits up on the bed as he knows she most likely can't hear since she had begun to run the water in the shower already...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Hey shorty!...Since you the future champ already you might as well just fuckin celebrate now...Get one of these and toss it back with ya' boys Royal Flush!...Ha Ha!!!![/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki walks out of the bathroom with an towel around her waist.

What is?

Dice throws a beer can and Yuki catch it in midair.

Whats that?

She opens the can and smell on it.

[Dice Dillinger]

+Chuckling a bit at the sight of Yuki's confusion...+


[glow=red,2,300]Dice: It ain't a damn daisy...Stop smellin' it and open that bitch up...Crack it and toss it back...Like so...[/glow]

+Quickly jumping up from the bed, Dice reaches into the cooler AGAIN, grabbing a beer and popping the top in seconds. Then tossing his head back, he begins gulping down the liquid effortlessly in a show of PURE alcoholism. Within seconds the can is completely emptied and the can being crushed in his hand. Looking over to his tag team partner shaking his head with the cell phone stuck to the side of his ear...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Better tell her K...I'll drink ya' ass into a god damn coma. Ain't no rookie over here...Now...You...[/glow]

+Waiting for Yuki to take her shot at the beer can in her hand he stares across the room at the woman standing in nothing but a towel thinking to himself...+

_{[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Uh Huh...If she get drunk in this bitch I'm making MY OWN "One Night In China" video...[/glow]}

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki holds the towel with one hand as she trys to open it, but
with one hand that didn't works so good so she use both hands.

Oki.

Yuki pops the top of the can open and then she quickly pulls her
head back, and begins to drink the beer. But within the
movement , the towel starts to lose its hold and falls down to the
ground.

Ok, doesn't taste bad.

Yuki says as she looks back to Dice who's mouth is wide open,
and K-Dog also has dropped his mobile.

What is?

She follows the look of the two man........

WAAAHHHHHH

Yuki see that she has lost her towel, her face turns red and she
put her hands in front of her private parts as she hides behind
the plasma TV.

[Kasino Royale]

+Is the reaction from the two unsuspecting men as the towel hits the floor mere feet from them. Dice is frozen in the sight as the room goes almost completely quiet save for the sound of Kasino's mobile hitting the ground and the person on the other end screaming something as he fumbles to pick it back up with his vision stuck to the sight of a butt ass naked Yuki...+

_{Amanda: Kevin!...What the hell is going on there? I heard a woman scream or something! You know what, I'm GLAD you left New York! Like I always said you're fuckin' dense and further more...}

+Finally grabbing the phone from the floor and catching his composure as much as a man could, he raises the phone to his ear speaking into it in a frantic voice...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Aiight aiight calm down girl! Shit. Nothing going on here damn it. We just kickin' back and waiting on some friends to come back from the titties....I MEAN CITY! CITY baby YEAH!...

Dice: Good mother of Jesus...I have seen the light and it's between the legs of a midget japanese woman...Damn it girl we need to have some kids! They bound to be some badasses and have good hair!....

Kasino: Shut the hell up man!....

Dice: Man look at the size of her co....[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: DUDE! Chill out man! Amanda's still on the phone![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: I mean she could open canned goods with that thing man...Damn!...[/glow]

+By this time Dice had went into a trance like gaze and begun walking slowly toward the naked woman standing no less than ten feet from him as he muttered under his breath...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: I...I...I think I'm...In love K...

Kasino: Dude....

Dice: Nah man I'm for real this time homey...This time ain't like that stripper that gave me crabs...This is different man...[/glow]

+Within moments, Dice is standing about 5 feet from Yuki still eyeing her from head to foot as a smile begins to appear on his face. She then...+