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Post by pornstar on Dec 22, 2006 1:11:25 GMT -4
PornStar's latest encounter with his Candi Cane didn't go as well as planned... as if they ever do. But, this was the worst. Put into an STF by a crazy broad wearing a Riot mask and almost made to suck on a footlong Vibrator... a dark, jet black one at that... his ego's pretty bruised now... Untill he looks down in his hands and sees exactly just what is in his possession... ;D PornStar puts on the Riot mask just barely around the corner from Candi's office, concealing the vibrator in one of his long sleeves as he begins to walk painfully down the hallways, making Darth Vader breathing noises as he goes. Passing a doorway, his eyes suddenly light up, as he backs up, looking at the open door. A plaque on the wall reads: Richard Hugh He stops, facing the way he was still going, but head turned, looking into the office. DICK can be seen plain as day, concentrating hard on what he was writing. This is too good. Buck stares for a long while, continuing the Darth Vader breathing waiting for Dick to look up. Finally, when he does, the man jerks back in his chair, startled as the masked heathen in the hallways continues to stare, breathing like a machine. Suddenly, a long black object is seen snaking down in his hand, buzzing wildly... kinda looking like one fucked up lightsaber. Buck swings it around in a wild show, finally halting it as he points it directly at the bewildered Hugh as he struggles to walk straight past the office, not showing any sign of his injury... |
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Post by dick on Dec 22, 2006 1:19:15 GMT -4
What the fuck?!!? Who the hell are you and what's that thing...You're pointing at me?!!? It's so big...And black and...Filled with...Veins...Oh! Get that thing out of here!!! Security!!!!!
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Post by pornstar on Dec 23, 2006 23:25:15 GMT -4
PornStar hears the commotion coming from Dick's office as he struts down the hallway, knee still bothering him. Coming around the corner, he pops back into character, breathing again like a robot. He comes to the elevator, spending about five minutes trying to hit the button with the tip of the vibrator. Finally, the elevator signals its coming down from a higher floor, stopping and opening with a *ding!.
The door slides open, as PornStar holds the vibrator down at his side, trying to keep a straight face at what he sees as he steps into the vibrator. One lone cleaning lady... hispanic. This is gonna be good.
He takes his place standing next to her, both staring straight forward as the doors close. The cleaning lady is clearly shaken by the stranger in the Riot mask... with a foot long black rod in his hand... still buzzing. She trembles as she stares forward, PornStar keeping his eyes on the floor numbers counting by. Once he's about ten floors away, he begins slowly turning his head to look at her. She double takes, looking back up at him, snapping her view back to the door numerous times, too scared to select the next floor to get out of the elevator.
He stops with one final Darth Vader breath, as she can't help but stare at him anymore. He looks down, seeing her clutching a broom tightly over her cart. After a long pause, he looks back towards the door. His floor is next. Deeply, like Darth he says to the cleaning lady...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Nice Broom..."[/glow][/b]
The door slides open, the cleaning lady just barely muttering a response as he begins to step through...
"...g...g...gracias.... senor..."[/size]
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Post by dick on Dec 23, 2006 23:45:37 GMT -4
Back in my office...
I couldn't help but be shocked and appalled at what I had just witnessed. What was that he was wearing on his face? Why was he breathing the way he was? And, oh dear god, what was that black thing in his hand!? I had to gather my thoughts as I shook my head. Something had to be done about this masked hooligan running around the Tower. I reached forward and picked the phone up off from my desk and began to dial a number. As I brought the phone to my ear, I stood and awaited an answer from the other line. Once I heard a "Hello" on the other end, I had to get this situation handled.
Hello. This is Richard Hugh. Yes. I need you to take care of a problem we're having on the floors above us. I can't really tell you what floor exactly but we have some masked lunatic with only God know what in his hand freaking out the employees. Yes. I don't know if he is a danger or a threat to this building and the people inside but I want you to go and escort this person out of the Tower ASAP. You hear me? Now get a move on it. We don't want anyone getting hurt now. Alright. Good. Get on it. Goodbye.
I sat back down in my seat and began to shake my head. Why does my job have to be stressful with such antics such as this? Hopefully security will make sure that the situation is taken care of and I can get back to my work without having anymore problems to deal with.
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Post by pornstar on Dec 23, 2006 23:54:17 GMT -4
PornStar saunters around the corner in the hallway of his and the rest of the Fam's apartments, still wearing the mask, still breathing as such. He passes the Flush's room, smelling a familiar odor, along with 187 inside yelling something. He stops, thinking about how fun it'd be to mess with them, but shakes it off. Kinda don't wanna wander into too many places with this vibrator...
He goes to turn the corner, when he hears a security guard on a radio around the corner, saying that he was looking for someone with a mask. Goddamn it...
He turns, grabbing the doorknob of Kasino and Dice, smirking before he twists it, engaging the vibrator. Throwing the door open, he rushes in, a banzaii scream echoes throughout the room, followed by a loud smack, and a heavy load of incoming curse words...
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Kasino Royale
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 23, 2006 23:58:22 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]MOTHERFUCKER!!!![/glow] +...Dropping the blunt from his hand Kasino stands up from his seat holding the right side of his face as he looks up to see Buck's crazy ass standing in the doorway. A scowl rises on his face as he looks to the ground seeing what had smacked him in the side of his face. Dice stands by laughing as Kasino says...+[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Are you out your god damn mind man? You just hit me in the fuckin' face with a freakin' 20 inch dick dude!!! [/glow] |
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Post by pornstar on Dec 24, 2006 0:00:38 GMT -4
Buck slams the door shut, hearing the security guard rushing up, pounding on the door. He locks that fucker...
[glow=teal,2,300]"OCCUPADO!"[/glow]
He looks back to the rest and shrugs.
[glow=teal,2,300]"Least no one ate it... yet..."[/glow]
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Kasino Royale
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 24, 2006 0:02:43 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Bitch did you hear what I said man?....A FUCKIN' PORN PROP JUST GRAZED MY CHEEK BONES MAN!!!...And who the hell's been using that thing? Smells like burnt fish dude....Crap....[/glow]
+Kasino turns making his way toward the bathroom to wash up as the security seems to be banging on the door harder and harder...+
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: And who the fuck is banging on the door man?....What the hell you up to?[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Dec 24, 2006 0:06:02 GMT -4
187 sits on the arm of a couch as he raises an eyebrow up at Kasino and PornStar going on about the....whatever the hell that was.... he didn't question. Some kind of porn prop as Kasino put it. He sat there with the blunt in his mouth, eyes glazed over, and a smirk on his face. Yeah, this man was high as a kite right now from the blunt in his mouth. He began to laugh to himself as he looks at Diceman and says....
Can you believe these mothaf**kas? Smackin' each otha' wit' dicks and sh*t. I told you yo' homies was gay.
Yeah, 187 was high alright.
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Post by Dice Dillinger on Dec 24, 2006 0:14:05 GMT -4
+Dice almost falls across the couch as his laughter hits him extra hard after hearing what 187 had just said about the antics happening in front of them...+
[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Hey!...Hey 7! He didn't get PIMP slapped....K got DICK Slapped man! And then he said somebody had just used that shit man! HA!!!!![/glow]
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Post by pornstar on Dec 24, 2006 0:18:43 GMT -4
PornStar picks it up and sniffs...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Nah... unless the bitch is a mannequin, we got us a virgin prop here..."[/glow]
He points it towards Kasino as he comes walking out of the bathroom, watching as he slaps it away...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Y'all ain't gettin' self conscious over it now, are ya?"[/glow]
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 24, 2006 0:22:20 GMT -4
+Coming out of the bathroom with soap covering his face...+
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Conscience? How many dicks have you had go flying across your face man?...Don't answer that...[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Dec 24, 2006 0:24:06 GMT -4
Aha! DICK SLAPPED! AHA!
187 couldn't help but laugh at what his brother Dice just said. He was too blitzed out of his mind right now to care what was going on. He looked up at Dice and said...
Ayo', check 'dis out homie...
He turns his attention to PornStar and Kasino.
Ayo' K-Dawg! How'd 'dat uh.... how'd 'dat uh... taste homie? I ain't tryna' judge ya or nothin' but... uh.... yeah...
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Post by pornstar on Dec 24, 2006 0:25:05 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"If ya got the munchiez... I'm sure that K-Dog ain't gonna mind sharing here..."[/glow]
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 24, 2006 0:27:05 GMT -4
+Kasino turns his head to see his brothers laughing their asses off over a god damn ten foot dick going flying across his face. He wasn't laughing god damn it...+
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Oh...Oh you mothafuckas is funny man...REAL fuckin' funny...We'll see who's laughing when I slap every one of you bitches with some giant balls...And I ain't talking about fake ones either...[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Dec 24, 2006 0:27:31 GMT -4
He began to shake his head.
Nah. I'm cool. I got my Cheetos right here by my side. So I'm good. You two enjoy 'da dick in ya life. A'ight?
Then he held his hands out in the open as he looks at Kasino.
Do somethin' mothaf**ka!
He sat there with a smirk on his face. He was high and he wasn't really caring at the moment. He was just talking without thinking of what he was saying.
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Kasino Royale
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 24, 2006 0:31:33 GMT -4
+Kasino turned with a scowl on his face as he said...+
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: What?...What mothafu....[/glow]
+Then as he noticed the look on his brother's face he burst into laughter himself over the whole thing. Almost falling over the dresser he couldn't hold it any longer. The shit WAS funny after all even if it happened to him...+
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Post by pornstar on Dec 24, 2006 0:33:00 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Yeah, there we go... besides... people are already laughin at ya enough for gettin hit with a dick... you wanna bust out your sack and get them laughin' some more?"[/glow]
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Kasino Royale
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Post by Kasino Royale on Dec 24, 2006 0:34:24 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Oh we won't talk about YOUR sack man. I've SEEN some of the videos dude. How the fuck you got a 12 inch dick and got balls like a 2 month old baby man? Look like a midgets arm holding a bowling ball! HA HA!!!![/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Dec 24, 2006 0:35:28 GMT -4
187 began to cover his eyes as he begins to say...
BrokeBack Mountain 2: Sin City Edition....
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