The Hand That Was Dealt To Them...

[Kasino Royale]

+It was the night of the Battlezone Pay Per View. The first of it's kind to be showcased in the still in it's infant phase of the APW promotion and the tag team known as the Royal Flush stood center ring inside of the stadium Arrowhead Pond. APW's charismatic and head reporter Emily Blake stood along with them as their theme music died down and she raised the microphone to Kasino as she began this interview process...+

Gentlemen. A week ago the team of Royal Flush suffered defeat at the hands of the team of the Canadian Turncoats...Nathan Michaels and Cinder Xavier...Thus eliminating you two from the APW Tag Team Championship tournament...Now of course with the first PPV showcase tonight, many are wondering what is in store for you two since your hopes of capturing those titles are obviously going to have to be re-worked and...

+Kasino quickly cuts in after a quick glance to his tag team partner, clearly not in agreement with at least some of the bullshit spewing from her lips...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:Whoa whoa...Hold on Toots...It ain't even that fuckin' serious as you talking now...The two Incredible Hulk impersonators just got lucky...You all saw the damn match...The Flush took the Turncoats to their limit...They should thank us actually...But forget the two Vancouver cock boys...That ain't what we out here for tonight...Nah...We got some business to handle and we need some crash dummies to help out wit' that as a matter of fact...[/glow]

+Dice steps up, grabbing the microphone in Emily's hand and basically taking it from her as he turns to the entrance stage...+

[Dice Dillinger]

+Dillinger takes the microphone, turning to the entrance stage with a giant smile on his face as he says...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Now it's plain to see that the Flush don't have a match for tonight's show...Shame on the 3 wicked bitches from the North for not booking the ONLY tag team that can make damn sure their tag team division stays interesting UNLIKE some other places I know of...So you know the drill boys and girls...You know what it is now somebody step up and take the challenge....[/glow]

+Turning back to face his partner who was now standing, arms crossed staring Ms. Blake in the eyes as she stood there in shock over the display of disrespect from Dice snatching the mic from her hands...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Don't matter who steps out here and accepts...Don't matter how long you been here...Don't matter if you work out with Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire and look like you could bench press 300 lbs. with your penis...DON'T MATTER!...We need opponents and we ain't leaving this ring until we get em'...So...Who's it gon' be?...Bobble head Joe Bruiser?...Hell he can find a partner back there if he can see past all that damn hair...Jared Hater?...Don't matter...Get your crack head ass out here and accept...Austin & Trigga?...Oh hell yeah! We got unfinished business with those two anyway and wouldn't mind crushing they skulls one mo' time for good measure...Oh...Hold on...Don't get it twisted either...We seen the England's Finest "reunion" a few days ago...Those bitches ran from us the whole while in New York but this is a new place and a new day...They can get it too!...Who's it gon' be?...Blaze and his dysfuntional relationship having baby momma Lindsay?...Bring it...Come on god damn it...Don't take all day either...[/glow]

+The crowd laughs at the words by Dice as he lowers the microphone as he walks back to the center of the ring, as everyone present wait on a tag team stupid enough to accept their challenge...+

[shootingstar]

As Dice and Kasino finish speaking, You Don't Grind You Don't Shine hits the P.A. at the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim. The fans turn to the stage to see who was making there way towards the ring. A few seconds pass as we can see the black curtain opening and Harris & Trigga emerge from the stage. They stand on the sides of the stage receiving a huge pop from the crowd. They walk down the ramp and stand near the ring apron. Harris & Trigga then jump up on the apron and lean off the ropes facing the crowd. They then enter the ring and Harris looks at Royal Flush throwing them a quick smirk. He then walks over to the corner grabbing a microphone from a staff member. Harris & Trigga stand in-front of Royal Flush as Harris raises the mic to his lips.

[glow=orange,2,300]Well looky here, if it ain't are ol' buddies Royal Flush. Whats up guys? How's life been treatin' ya? Too bad you guys couldn't capture those tag titles. You guys have flash backs of New York when you guys didn't advance? Well besides that, seems like you two are looking for opponents tonight. Well like you said, we've got unfinished business so how about it be Harris & Trigga vs Royal Flush right here tonight![/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

+The smiles on the face of the Flush are priceless as they pretty much figured these two dumb asses would bring their sorry carcasses out to accept. Kasino grabs the mic once again and speaks...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:I should've knew...The two biggest flukes in the HISTORY of wrestling had to come out and talk some crap about titles...You asses still think titles MAKE you don't you?...Damn shame too...Cause if they did then you two might be more than just a couple of adolescent jackasses riding the waves of something you did in the PAST!...Wake up ...Tell me this though...Did the Angel sisters buy your contract too or did Riot just pay THEM to take em' when he realized he fucked up by signing you two in the first place?...And NOW you two Care Bear rejects wanna stalk us on over here to APW and STILL talk all that lip knowing you can't back it up?...Please...Tell me this is a damn joke...You two orangutans can't be serious...[/glow]

[shootingstar]

[glow=orange,2,300]A fluke? If you look back at our record in New York i think you two will realize we ain't a fluke. And i never said titles make you, i said it was too bad you guys didn't advance once again.[/glow]

Austin chuckles.

[glow=orange,2,300]Anyways, we know we can back our words up big guy. We've done it once before and we can do it once again so no Kasino this ain't a joke, you asked for a tag team to face tonight well looks like you got yourselves one right?[/glow]

[unknown]

You Don't want know bra. We Beat You guys TWICE! Not Once! TWICE! Just the fact you guys wanna punk around and think you guys run the tag divison. NAH! Not anymore bra'a. How about it. Me and Homie Harris against the NutShells Kasino and Dice

[Dice Dillinger]

+Slowly raising the microphone to his lips as he glances over at his partner...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: I STILL don't know what dude is talkin' about...Damn... [/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

+Kasino quickly grabs the mic from his partner standing there in confusion over the bull coming from Trigga's mouth like ALWAYS and...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: I know exactly what Mr. Cap Gun is tryin' to say...This punk is sayin' that the only thing they got to talk about is what they did in the PAST...And that they want us to bust they're fuckin' skulls in this ring and show em' what a real tag team is supposed to do...Watch the match we had against the Turncoats baby boy...Took em' to their limit! Even made Cinder's coat tail ridin' ass look credible...Now if that don't say good I don't know what does homey...But on the real? Man it ain't no thang to strap the leather on you two ass surfers come Battlezone man...NO...Problem...AT ALL!...Name the match Laverne and Shirley...[/glow]

[unknown]

Trigga steps up

You know me! I like to get down and dirty the OLD FASHION WAY! Tag Team WRESTLING MATCH! I don't know what you have been going through here at APW. But, all i know is after this match we will get looked at differently. Kasino and Dice had been top in the tag team global nation for awhile.

He thinks for a moment

And these turnpipes or whoever your talking about. I truly don't give a damn. But i will watch the tape not the fact you won! The fact that i will find your weakness and take advantage off! Shouldn't be hard as i have done it in the past. So i named, you seal the deal PUNK!

Trigga lays the Mic To His side

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Man...Shut the fuck up...Before I knock ya' ass out RIGHT HERE...[/glow]

[unknown]

You couldn't do it the first time! You can't do it now dogg!

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Maybe not Boy Trigga, but if you don't step back I'll stick my foot in you and Austin's ass at the same time chump...[/glow]

[unknown]

Battlezone Man, Battlezone. It will be my debut but it will also show you that we weren't scared then, and sure DAMN ain't scared now. We Talk, or at least i know i do. But imma keep doing it till someone shuts me up! And your chance can be at Battlezone. So How about waiting do what you do, and do it on Saturday . . . huh?

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Done deal homey...Done deal...Just make sure to show up and don't bitch up at the last minute...We'd hate to miss entertaining you ladies...Knuckle up punks...[/glow]


+Perfectly on cue the Royal Flush's theme music hits the arena as Kasino slowly backpedals his way to the ropes along with his partner, keeping their eyes on their old rivals and soon to be newly reinstated rivals. They quickly left the ring, smirks on their faces as they made their way up the entrance ramp back to the backstage area to prepare for the impromptu match up. Battlezone, Austin and Trigga, Royal Flush. The shit was about to hit the fan and they all knew it. Now it's time for some action.+