Post by terra on Feb 21, 2007 9:28:56 GMT -4
*Backstage Promo preceding the previous one...*
Ladies and gentlemen...my name if you haven't been paying attention, is Tyson...Terra. A man of integrity. A man who tells it like it is. A man who sugar coats nothing and sees everything. Right about now, there are so many travesties going on in this "Fudge" Packed Wrestling promotion that it's becoming an annoyance to me personally.
I've already elaborated on one hand, and now...the other. The Nationwide Title that one certain Buck Wylde aka Fluffer is holding. Let's take a look at some candid shots that I happened to get my hands on through "resources".
Terra then pulls out a stack of 8x10s...security photos taken from the Angel Tower.
Now, here we see...oh this is just classic...Wylde running around the APW Corporate headquarters in a mask wielding a sex toy! I guess it's true what they say about pornstars doing anything? What's your forte, Wylde? Straight, Gay, BDSM or Bestiality?
And here we see Bucky again...ooooh, with one of the very proprietors of this company, Candice Angel. Fraternizing with your superiors, Fluffer? Tre unprofessional...
This is the man who holds the NW Title. This is the "man" who is single handedly lowering the quality of a belt that could easily have the prestige of championships of yore...the Intercontinental belt, The US Title...the Nationwide Championship could easily have a greater meaning than both of those combined, provided a farce of a wrestler was gallivanting around with it.
Speaking of farces...let's look at the current "#1 Contender" for said title...Dalton Sinclair, who crawled from under the rock he was holed in for...been so long I can't remember and "earned" his shot...
Tyson just stands there. Looks around for a few seconds, checks his watch, leans back against a wall...then stands back up.
Oh yeah...we can't. Sinclair is a card carrying member of the Starr Club For No Shows, of which he's not only president...he's also a client. I don't know how much more of watching these pathetic wretches run around with MY title I can stand. You heard me, MY title...if there were justice, I'd have already stomped Brent Starr out and be in possession of the NW Belt AS WE SPEAK, but he chooses to conspire with out my knowing...
...which brings me to one more picture to show you, this one though is one that you've already seen. This one is a few weeks back, when one Brent Starr "secretly" made a "challenge" for the title that I had already staked a claim to, and low and behold, look at who it is who "accepts"...FLUFFER!!!
Tyson tears the photo in half.
Bullshit. The "Wrestling Friends Network" going on here ENDS tonight at a place conveniently called Murda By Numbaz. I don't care who has to pull the strings and make the calls. I WANT MY SHOT AT THE NATIONWIDE CHAMPION. I want MY BELT. I want it tonight, I want it tomorrow, I want it next week, I WANT IT.
I will be watching this "match" intently gentlemen...and to the victor goes ME...and ME ALONE. I'm taking what's mine, like a said before...and that's EVERYTHING. If you have a problem...I'm right here. Tell it to my face, if you have the balls to do it, and Wylde...that doesn't mean I want to see yours, faggot.
Ladies and gentlemen...my name if you haven't been paying attention, is Tyson...Terra. A man of integrity. A man who tells it like it is. A man who sugar coats nothing and sees everything. Right about now, there are so many travesties going on in this "Fudge" Packed Wrestling promotion that it's becoming an annoyance to me personally.
I've already elaborated on one hand, and now...the other. The Nationwide Title that one certain Buck Wylde aka Fluffer is holding. Let's take a look at some candid shots that I happened to get my hands on through "resources".
Terra then pulls out a stack of 8x10s...security photos taken from the Angel Tower.
Now, here we see...oh this is just classic...Wylde running around the APW Corporate headquarters in a mask wielding a sex toy! I guess it's true what they say about pornstars doing anything? What's your forte, Wylde? Straight, Gay, BDSM or Bestiality?
And here we see Bucky again...ooooh, with one of the very proprietors of this company, Candice Angel. Fraternizing with your superiors, Fluffer? Tre unprofessional...
This is the man who holds the NW Title. This is the "man" who is single handedly lowering the quality of a belt that could easily have the prestige of championships of yore...the Intercontinental belt, The US Title...the Nationwide Championship could easily have a greater meaning than both of those combined, provided a farce of a wrestler was gallivanting around with it.
Speaking of farces...let's look at the current "#1 Contender" for said title...Dalton Sinclair, who crawled from under the rock he was holed in for...been so long I can't remember and "earned" his shot...
Tyson just stands there. Looks around for a few seconds, checks his watch, leans back against a wall...then stands back up.
Oh yeah...we can't. Sinclair is a card carrying member of the Starr Club For No Shows, of which he's not only president...he's also a client. I don't know how much more of watching these pathetic wretches run around with MY title I can stand. You heard me, MY title...if there were justice, I'd have already stomped Brent Starr out and be in possession of the NW Belt AS WE SPEAK, but he chooses to conspire with out my knowing...
...which brings me to one more picture to show you, this one though is one that you've already seen. This one is a few weeks back, when one Brent Starr "secretly" made a "challenge" for the title that I had already staked a claim to, and low and behold, look at who it is who "accepts"...FLUFFER!!!
Tyson tears the photo in half.
Bullshit. The "Wrestling Friends Network" going on here ENDS tonight at a place conveniently called Murda By Numbaz. I don't care who has to pull the strings and make the calls. I WANT MY SHOT AT THE NATIONWIDE CHAMPION. I want MY BELT. I want it tonight, I want it tomorrow, I want it next week, I WANT IT.
I will be watching this "match" intently gentlemen...and to the victor goes ME...and ME ALONE. I'm taking what's mine, like a said before...and that's EVERYTHING. If you have a problem...I'm right here. Tell it to my face, if you have the balls to do it, and Wylde...that doesn't mean I want to see yours, faggot.