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Post by pornstar on Apr 24, 2007 1:57:56 GMT -4
"Summer Romance" fires up, bringing everyone's favorite neighborhood PornStar to center stage, eyein' the wimmenz's as he passes. Ohhhhhhhhhh... this is gonna be good. Rolling into the ring, he produces a microphone that was tucked into his g-string, already got a chuckle to him...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Well, Karma and Effect is en route, and it looks like my pwn has been heard and the Angel's have spoken! It seems that they've got at least the common sense to NOT award absence in the subject of the APW World Championship by NOT letting Cabal Xavier have a shot at the King! Now, I never expected to get the shot, hell, I don't even care, even though I'm tellin' ya now that I'm gonna be a World Champ one of these days, bottom line... but what was funny is how I basically added Cabal Xavier to the proverbial "Pwnt by Penetrator" list without even' hittin' that dreaded move, didn't I?"[/glow]
He shrugs as the graphic for the
PWNT BY
PENETRATOR LIST! [/color][/u][/size]
1. Abomination
2. Leo Evander
3. Brent Starr
4. Tyson Terra
5. Jason Cross
6. Michael Taylor
And... Cabal's name gets added to the list...
7. Cabal Xavier (Cuz I can!)[/size]
[glow=teal,2,300]"God... and I didn't have to do no work to get that one on there... sheesh. Moving on... Cabal? I know you're sittin' in the back, fumin' cuz we know yer ass crumbles when put on the spot... hell, you want that name offa the list? Come out here and make me take it off... I sure as hell don't wanna see you talkin' shit to yer "Inner Circle" again like you're some kinda self-proclaimed, credit-stealin' god of all things now... MAKE IT SNAPPY!!! I ain't got all day, a few o' them Asian's I saw in yer Inner Circle got some o' my cock comin' fer their sphincter circle."[/glow][/center] |
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Post by pornstar on Apr 24, 2007 13:40:10 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"C'mon, ya li'l bitch! Getcher ass out here! Dry your eyes from cryin' about how yer loss to Nick Cash killed yer character for the entire season, and come on out, and see that I've already gotcher backne covered 'roid ass in a steel cage! Had my girl Candi book it already, WITH the pinfalls and submissions!"[/glow]
He waits for his next bitch to come out. Fuggin' pussy. |
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Post by ca on Apr 24, 2007 14:41:15 GMT -4
Cabal's CORRECT music, Sun Doesn't Rise blasts over the PA system and Cabal makes his appearance on the entrance stage with a mic already in his hand. He marches down to the ring with an incredibly pissed off look. The words of PornStar struck a nerve, but how Cabal would handle it, he wasn't sure. He did know that he wanted to kick PornStar's ass.
Cabal climbed into the ring and walked over to PornStar, standing about a foot away from him.
So tell me, does anyone really give a flying fuck about a washed up PornStar who has about as much talent as a $2 whore? I mean really, who wants to see you in the ring banging a guy's ass? You're priorities are all fucked up Buck, but that's for another time.
Yea, I lost to Nick Cash. He got one over me, big deal. I'll get him again, down the line. Ain't no big deal to me. In a way, he was right. I hadn't faced a diversity of persons, so my fighting style wasn't what it should have been. That's going to change.
Now it's no secret that when it comes to war of words, I am definitely not the Mike Tyson of that spot. But when it comes to fighting in this ring, it's a whole 'nother ball game.
So let's shut the hell up and get to fighting already so I can beat you senseless, pin you or make you submit and we all can be on our way.[/b]
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Post by pornstar on Apr 25, 2007 3:07:34 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Actually, I'd easily call you the Mike Tyson of a war with words... motherfucker ain't been the same since he bit off Holyfield's ear, got the shit knocked outta him by Lennox Lewis, then turned into a complete bitch and went on more of a jobbing binge than yer brother's solo career..."[/glow]
(BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! PornStar Loves this shit! Face to Face SHPWNT!)
[glow=teal,2,300]"And, amusingly enough, that's right about where we find you. You may have a few wins... butchu ain't been the same since this..."[/glow]
An Ohioan vid with a blurred logo in the bottom corner shows Cabal gettin' the living shit kicked outta his forehead by some li'l old dark haired chick, alongside Vegas's buddy Raven... and former APW'er Jonny Pyro crackin' a light tube across his face...
[glow=teal,2,300]"And you let someone not even on the roster, much less not even in management tell you to get to steppin', yer ass is fired?!?!? What the fuck is up with that? You see Cabal, you can do all the "hype-me-up" bullshit you want, you can make yourself to be all big and bad now that Dru retired and can't put his 'roided up tiny dick in yer mouth to drag you along while he... "Makes you a household name" like all them good credit-schoolers can tell you straight faced they do... you can do all that to build you up, but when it comes down to it? You're nothin' but a bitch that lost his touch, susceptible to a big ass whinin' rant when you don't getcher way, and a fuggin' flood o' tears when you can't lift your shoulder off the mat courtesy of a good ol' penetratin'! Now, toots, that I gotcher attention... before you wander back off to mommy's basement for a good bit o' D&D and Warcraft bingin'... just what even makes you fathom a THOUGHT that yer ass can even hang with me in the ring? Hell, if you ain't noticed last month at Clash of the Titans... I dropped the NUMBER FUGGIN' 1 CONTENDERS'S ass to the mat and knocked him out... a man that, while unhumanly large, ain't nearly as much of a joker lookin' sack o' shit like you... I mean, hell, at least the dude look's like he's sucked down a hose of steroids instead o' gotten drawn in a comic book like that's the in thing these days."[/glow] |
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Post by ca on Apr 25, 2007 10:35:19 GMT -4
So you wanna bring up the past. Well, lets look at the past. Last season, I distinctly remember having a not so hot one. A certain title always evading my grasp, followed by the large number of losses. Compared to this season, I say that I am doing a lot better, which brings my reason to why I believe that I can hang in the ring with you. Of course, you're the one that already booked the match, so one has to wonder what makes you think you can hang in the ring with me.
But honestly, no one likes a long winded jackass. So the sooner you shut your piehole, the sooner we can get to fightin'. I'm not here for words, I'm here to kick your ass and shut you the hell up.[/b]
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Post by pornstar on Apr 27, 2007 4:52:05 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"And here we are back to the same ol' redundant, "I kickah yo ahss!" speech. When're you gonna wake up, Cabal? Sure, wins are super... but what's it gonna matter when you try to vie for the top spot, and nobody'll give ya the shot cuz, 1.) Nobody wants to see a massive mass of steroidically enhanced goo in a skintight leotard that looks like a fuggin' clown, and 2.) it's kinda hard to both make them respect you and carry yer attention when some retard that speaks like a 13 year old in some dank bingo hall in Shittown, Ohio USA is both more entertaining and less repetitively unoriginal such as you are? And, my personal favorite..."[/glow]
He holds up his middle, ring and pinky finger, back of his hand facing Cabal...
[glow=teal,2,300]"On the subject of originality... What the fuck ever happened to watching out for numero uno? You forget who the Fam is closely assosciated with... what organization... somethin' you were apart of... and in that example... I bring you exhibit 3.). How the hell are they gonna know you're gonna carry the ball right and not drop it when you can't get a cookie-cutter direction sent your way? Take for example... The Regime. I know, I know, I already brought up them cannin' yer ass and givin' ya a good ol' fashion floggin', but, what about the beginnin'? Seems Raven Reymaun just letcha in outta pure annoyance, lookin' for the fastest way for ya to, as he put it... "Shut the Fuck Up." Yeah, you,... *ahem* UN-originally fell into money, and thought you could be a financial backer to a young upstart that was going places THAT you thought you could ride his coattails on the way to greatness, correct? Just tell me one thing, you dipshit, dumbass, cocksucking motherfucker? Why... in the blue hell... would someone who ain't worried about bingo hall pay... THAT ONLY RIDES IN LIMOS... need a motherfuckin' financial backer? You like... ever think when you're not on the shitter and the stench ain't floatin around and makin' ya hallucinate into these grand schemes o' yers? You know... think of stuff that makes sense? Hell, that's like sayin' Chewbacca lives on Endor... it DON'T MAKE SENSE!"[/glow]
A massive pop erupts... that rascally Johnny Cochran...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Come Karma and Effect? Cabal Xavier, it don't matter if you win or lose... cuz you know what? At the end o' the day? That's just your win/loss ratio, that don't make you a draw, that don't leave it so we can put your name up on a marquee and expect you to sell the gate. Fuck no... what they'll remember, is me givin' ya the verbal thrashin' of a lifetime, makin' 'em laugh, and givin' 'em a few new catch phrases to shout in your direction when next they see ya. So have fun, get yer win, join the Pwnt by Penetrator list, none of it ain't gonna matter, cuz deep down, you know at the end of the day that they're gonna walk out worshippin' the filthy ex-PornStar and disrespectin' the 7'2" monster that demands respect a whole lot more. Lesson learnt, bitch."[/glow]
With that, point made, "Summer Romance" fires back up as PornStar's stare doesn't break Cabal's face, tossing the microphone in front of him and rolling out of the ring. Ain't nothing Cabal can say back to that, he can try and leave a statement in the ring, but once again... that don't mean dick to the charisma and entertainment that Mr. Wylde had just exhibited. |
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