Aww.... And You thought you were rid of me!(Ochall

[pornstar]

The rumors were true... PornStar, Buck Wylde was no more... his visage fills the titantron, but "Summer Romance" isn't played... instead, Saliva's new hit single, "Broken Sunday" kick's off as Jason Arielle is at the head of the ramp, throwing his hand in the air as the music kicks into high gear!



The fan reaction is somewhat different, they don't know what to expect from the man who traded in his usual pink highlighted ensemble for red and black, his tank top for a jacket. Pointing to the fans, he slides into the ring, rolling to his knees and standing as he takes the microphone, listening to the crowd chants... actually, kinda along the lines of what he expected...

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

"Awwwwwwwwww.... I missed you bitches too. I'm sure my names been slandered by you all now... father's hide your thirteen year old daughters, the state says I'm out to get 'em, right? Well..."

A scanned ID, the name and face blurred, but the birthdate wide open and clear...

"Of course protectin' her ID, so you don't see the skank, but see that birthdate? March of 89... we got us a lyin' bitch. I win! Sometime soon officially, but y'know. ANYWAYS..."

The fans do start to cheer now... they know what's coming... a good old fashioned ass hazing...

"IT SEEMS... that some pussy bitch with a thyroid problem in the back, the "can't tell if he showered" Cabal Xavier's gung ho about putting down the Fam, right? Thinks he has it all figured out, probably thought me gettin' locked up was a major victory for 'im... guess what, ninja?


I'M

BACK!!!!!!!!!"

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Oh, shit... he's right after the same target. God only knows what new zinger's he's thought up while in prison...

"Oh, wait... we gotta have Mommy come out and speak to me, don't we? Gotta hide behind her skirt, think you're all man for avoiding me and havin' a woman do your job because you're too fuckin' scared of an ass-grassin' to show, right? Bitch, please... how you gonna cut off the head of the big bad rattlesnake when the warnin' sign tails shakin' in your face and you can't even get past that? What makes you think that zappin' V ain't gonna bring in someone else... *cough* me *cough* totally unleashed to make your life a crybaby, run away and quit hell? Fuck it, may as well hide, may as well, may as well disband, may as well go somewhere where someone's gon' suck yer dick and play nice with you cuz you can't take it any other way. You think you got rid o' me? You thought WRONG, Cabal, and I don't care if I gotta get Vegas out here to give a fuckin' REACHAROUND to get your attention in this ring, you and me? Degree of Domination, we's gonna dance. 1 on 1, tag, dog shit on a pole match, I don't give a fuck. You wanna be a rip off on "Da Man" using all his finishers, praying that you got the same domination streak and all that bull fuckin' shit? C'mon down and prove it, motherfucker, and watch as a little ArialAssault slams you right on your back, blanking your lights, and counts you for the three! Hell no, I ain't penetration, I'm flat out fucking you up!"[/center][/font]

[pornstar]

"Come on! You wanna declare war on the Fam? Here's a FAMILIAr face right here! Common damn sense says I'm gonna be out here defending my brothers! Hell, any of you jokers in the back that wanna start shit with us!"

[pornstar]

He shrugs... so far return? Not going good. In ring aspect, at least...

"Alrighty then... discovered one giant pussy. Fuck it... all I wanted to do was send away whoever's gotta have themselves a war with the Fam, but oh well. Cut off the head, kill the snake? Geez... I musta accomplished that mission. Now... people in the back, since I've effectively ridded the Fam of their enemies in less than 10 minutes back in an APW ring after being accused of child secks, I guess that leaves me open? Who wants to fight?"

[blaze]

'This Is Why I'm Hot' by Mims blares over the Pa system, sending the fans into a frenzy as they know who to expect. With Mic in hand, golden fireworks rain down upon Shaddix as he steps out onto the stage.

[glow=blue,2,300]"Cut the music.....Cut the damn music!"[/glow]

Shaddix shakes his head in disgust. Disgusted at Mr.Arielle though? It seems not.....More like....He's disgusted with himself...Still shaking his head, he raises the Mic to his mouth.

[glow=blue,2,300]"I....I created you...My company took you in when nobody else wanted you...And now, I think it's time to fix that mistake....And what better place than a former XWWS PPV....Degree of Domination...tonigt....Pornstar...Buck..
...Mr.Arielle...Whatever your calling yourself now....It ends tonight....you...end tonight..."[/glow]

Shaddix looks around, taking in the audience some. He rubs his forehead for a moment...Thinking...

[glow=blue,2,300]"It don't work bro.....It ain't the same....Changing who you are...for these people....Dropping what was your whole way of life...Just because these people think its a gimmick...and the higher ups think they're tired of it...There pulling you along on that same little road of deciet...It'll work for awhile...but eventually....it just won't be the same...Lucky you though, I'm gonna put you out of your misery tonight so you don't have to go through all that shit..."[/glow]

Shaddix seems to have spaced out slightly during that last little rant he went on...It was obvious what he was talking about, his change from Blaze to Shaddix...but why would he bring that up...Maybe the Pay-Per-View name was brining back some old memories?....

[glow=blue,2,300]"Anyways....You wanna bad mouth Cabal? Well, I'm sorry to say he ain't here right now to defend himself....Sounds like something you Familia bastards would do...Call out someone you know ain't here just to seem all big and bad...You bastards disgust me....And I'd be glad to shut you the hell up for him..."[/glow]

[pornstar]

"Oh, I know he was here... the producer told me he ain't comin' out. I'm too mean. That's why it quickly opened up to anybody. Hell, it's funny someone wants to start a war with my brothers and can't stick around to deal with what he's brought on himself. Oh well... He ain't gonna last.

So... you and me, Shaddix? I'll give ya credit where credit is due... XWWS, hell, you guys brought out a lot. Me, Cruise, Blair... hell, lotsa people got you to thank for getting them some attention. Why you come out and bashin' a change, hell... last I remember you sported about 15 pounds of make-up and track marks all throughout your arms. Hypprocrite..."

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HOLD THE FUCK ON!![/b][/size]

Cabal's voice bellow's over the pa system as he comes storming out from the back with a mike already in his hand.

I wasn't going to come out and address this issue. I was just going to let it slide, but fuck it. I'm saying one final thing to your sorry ass. You wanna come out here, talk shit like you're the biggest fuckin' thing since hersy? Guess what? You ain't. You're just some small time punk that got caught with his dick in one too many pussies. Oh yea, I'm sure you'll come back with something like "atleast I get more pussy than you" or some dumb shit. Pornstar, Buck, Jason, or whatever you wanna call yourself now, you can talk all the shit you want. So go ahead, talk it up. I have wins over you and you have shit over me. I've already kicked your ass. As such, I don't have to do it again. No matter how many times you come out here and demand to kick my ass.

As far as I'm concerned with you, I am finished kicking your ass. You are the first rung of the Familia ladder that I've climbed. I am done with you. I am finished with you. Go on, go find some other sucker to waste your time on. Hell, Shaddix here will gladly kick your ass from one ring to the other like I have.

So, I hope you've enjoyed your time with me "Jason", because it's going to be the last. Yea, I'm going after the Familia, but I'm done dealing with you. In the words of your elaborus leader, have a nice fuckin' day.[/b]

Cabal drops the mike and disappears into the back.

[pornstar]

"Hmm... I think I have a back-up for when this happens... Now... what to do when my bitch has been bad..."

[blaze]

[glow=blue,2,300]"Well damn...come out here and prove me wrong why don't? Thanks a lot bro...."[/glow]

So Cabal was here....Oh well, it didn't matter now did it? Shaddix can be wrong every once in awhile eh? He turns back to face Jason...

[glow=blue,2,300]"He made a pretty good point bro...He has kicked your ass a time or two..."[/glow]

Returning to the matter on hand now though...

[glow=blue,2,300]"But back to business...Yeah, of course you'd have to take a stab at the whole makeup thing....I know, I looked like a tranny....or a drag-queen right? A walking Avon experiment? I've heard it all.....Millions of times over actually...and you know what...the weird thing....That shit never use to bother me....When I was wearing that makeup....sporting the tats....putting on the eyeliner....what people said didn't mean shit....But now, now hearing people talk about it is what pisses me off....But eh, you'll learn soon enough junior..."[/glow]

Shaddix rolls up the sleeves of the suit he was wearing. Eventually revealing the tips of his tattoos on both arms. Remnant's of Blaze...

[glow=blue,2,300]"You know...I was SUPPOSE to have a ladder match with Genesis here at the Pay-Per-View....But apparently he's not man enough to step up to that...Instead, he'd rather be off title chasing....So, what'ya say you take his spot....Hell, this was meant to be an 'extreme' Pay-Per-View....Lets step it up a notch....TLC....you up for that?..."[/glow]

[King Vegas]

And once more, an unexpected appearance is to be made tonight as an image appears on the titan tron just as the opening notes of Chamillionaire & Paul Wall's "In Love With My Money" blasts from the PA system, the fans reaction explosive seeing the man's face shown on the giant screen...His Majesty himself it seems has chosen to make his presence known as well as offer his take on the situation at hand. A sly smirk as usually present on his face as he gazes into the camera located a few feet away from him, adjusting the ear piece as he begins to speak as his music slowly dies down...Addressing his brother in arms first hand...

Mr. Wylde...It's been a while has it not? Good to see you're still in one piece and...Yes...You owe me once again. ;)Ha Ha...

His focus then turns to the...Ever changing and clearly mentally challenged Mr. Gregory Shaddix...*Sigh* The trash the King is forced to have to deal with...

Mr. Shaddix...How are you today sir? It appears that your "leader", Mr. Xavier has chosen to fake taking the "high road" and ran off in fear. Once again the big bad "Dragon" has proven to be nothing more than a fuckin' fruit fly. Constantly spewing fabricated claims of being THE man...Here in Action Packed Wrestling yet...He is constantly seen...Allowing for million dollar words...To escape from his two dollar...Mouth...*Sigh* So sad. So very sad...So...*Ahem* I have a proposal since...You've always been one too ignorant to take after the others and just run for your worthless life...So perhaps your handler Mr. Xavier would like for you to be present when we engaged in battle once again? A tag match perhaps? My brother and I...Versus your fearful leader and yourself?...Something interesting for the APW faithful to lay eyes upon perhaps?...Hmm...Could be riveting television gentlemen. That IS...Of course if HE is willing to do so. I'm quite sure you as well as my brethren there would agree without hesitation. Thoughts gentlemen?...

That trademark devious smile crosses his face as his words come to a halt, awaiting the reaction from the two gentlemen surrounding his "offer" of sorts...

[blaze]

[glow=blue,2,300]"Damn it V....you just don't know how to mind your own damn bidness....Do ya?"[/glow]

Shaddix shakes his head momentarily before releasing a short sigh...

[glow=blue,2,300]"You know what...Yeah, thats fine with me...And I'll do ya one even better....If Cabal doesnt feel like dealing with you Famila bastards here at the PPV....Then I will take you both on....on my own..."[/glow]

Shaddix pauses for a moment as the crowd roars at his comments. Psh, he could take them both....couldn't he?

[glow=blue,2,300]"And as for 'my leader'....Let me set you straight bro...Cabal and me are friends...We got each others backs...No leaders....No orders...I don't roll that way...I'm not like all your little Familia bastards that have to be told what to do by you....I actually have a personality of my own....And damn if that almost didn't sound like a public service announcement....Were you expecting to hear me say something like....And kids, thats why peer pressure is bad...Just say no to drugs...to end this litte rant....yeah....no...me either...."[/glow]

Well, that was random...and now...back to something that actually makes sense!

[glow=blue,2,300]"So now...we leave it up to Cabal....if he wants to waste his time on a job I can obviously handle on my own...then so be it...and if not....you two assholes will feel the true power of an Incinerator....and meet demise at my hands only...."[/glow]

[pornstar]

"Then looks like yer ass is grass at the hands of us, then, bitch, cuz your "Lea... er... friend," is a level 76 douchebag with plus 20 self inflicted negative karma damage of pussy, and how the fuck anybody should know what I just said probably needs to get laid more than Cabal does. Man just needs to get his rocks off and he'd be a new person anyways. Probably not suck while he's at it?"

[King Vegas]

His Majesty could only chuckle slightly, adjusting the ear piece with his right hand slightly before responding to the comments by one Mr. Shaddix...

Heh Heh...Mr. Shaddix...Mind my "bidness"? There you go, thinking your skin color is darker than it really is Mr. Shaddix. It lacks the necessary amount of pigment for you to be what you are CONSTANTLY attempting to be. It's sad actually...At one time I dare to say you were even a credible performer in this sport but now?...

He tilts his slightly, his eyes darting from Shaddix to his Familia brethren before responding again...

You've been reduced to a half breed wanna be...Following the likes of...Cabal...Xavier? Ha!...Now THAT is priceless! So...Pay close attention Marky Mark. I mean the lard ass goes most of the season undefeated and he can't seem to find the drive to fight his OWN losing battles? Is that what HE'S been reduced to? A man who once fought alongside my brethren and I?...And now...This...This FARCE of a war being waged against the Familia Regime and it's associates just further validates my thoughts of you both being completely washed up sons of bitches who are in dire need of a eye opener and...The Familia...As well as King Vegas are just the ones to fulfill this task. SO...In closing?...IF...Your handler Mr. Xavier is willing to place his cowardice aside, get your...New found allie in Mr. Steele...And yes...I know about that little alliance too Mr. Xavier...Inform Mr. Steele to sign the match...And my brother and I can surely find the time to shut up the former make up wearing homosexual hillbilly in yourself and...If Mr. Xavier can pry his fat ass away from the Matlock marathons and the bon bons we surely can beat the cholesterol out of his ass as well. Are we in agreement Mr. Shaddix?...

[pornstar]

"Nice level 50 pwn, V... mine was better though. "

PornStar just managed to whisper that over before Mrs. Shaddix signs his death warrant...

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[King Vegas]

Slightly tilting his head, adjusting his ear piece once again...

I heard that Buck...Shush child...Allow the drug abusing, wife beating, Dragon cock sucker to speak...Have some manners...My apologies Mr. Shaddix. You were saying?...

Damn technology's a bitch ain't it?...

[blaze]

Shaddix's eye begins to twitch slightly. His left hand, in a feeble motion, slowly moves to a position on the back of his head as his fingers grasped tightly around the back of his neck. His elbow now rests close to his face. His Mic, which is still grasped tightly in his right hand, resides close to his lips...With an oh so familiar twisted smile, and a far away, empty look in his eyes....He replies with a deep, darkened tone in his voice...

"Ha...Vegas, your one to talk boy...Trying to be what your not...You sport the fancy shades....The expensive outfits....The 'playa/gangsta' walk.....But at the end of the day....Your still nothing more than a cowardly little bitch! Hiding behind your Familia 'brothern'....trying to act like your somebody that anybody should give a damn about...but your not....Sadly, your just another washed up...nobody....has been that never was....The only ONE important thing you've EVER done with your career...Was taking the APW title away from me....And how long did that last my friend? Huh, how damn long? Your a DISGRACE...."

His hand that was just moments ago draped around his neck, now shoots to his forehead as an aching headache begins. The twisted smile fades, as does the far away look....But the hate, the hate in Shaddix's eyes still remains....His hand now stays rested on his head as he continues to speak...

[glow=blue,2,300]"Well damn....Guess I got myself a bit worked up there....But none the less...come on V....you really want to call me a cock sucker? You can't deny you've had a time or two...or thirty... with Pornstar....Oh, sorry....Mr.Arielle I mean...One quick question though....who was the man in that situation...Oh, damn...Guess I need to learn to mind my manners too...What ya'll 'Fam' bastards do to each other's asses in the privacy of your own bedrooms ain't none of my damn 'BIDNESS'...."[/glow]

Shaddix now turns to Jason...

[glow=blue,2,300]"Oh, and you can only reach a level 30 PWN at max...dumbass....Whata dork..."[/glow]

He really hoped the fans caught the horrible attempt at comedy in that...If not, he probably really looked like a dumbass right about now....

[glow=blue,2,300]"Anyways...I don't care how we do it...Handicap...tag....Hardcore.. Hell in a cell....Ladder...I slept with your mom last night...Last man standing.....I kick your ass match...whatever the hell it comes down to...I'm all for it..."[/glow]

[pornstar]

"You obviously ain't been sleepin' with anybody's mom if you were up all last night researchin' all of that pwn talk on WarCraft, or in the basement for a nerdgasm inducing game of D & D... hell, I don't even know what the fuck I say when I say it! Cabal want's ta sacrifice you while he hides away in never never land as an assgoblin with fecal armour rollin' a dice, that's your problem, and your end. Flat out... Arielle-Assault, Snake-Eyes... don't matter. Incinerator? Extinguished, bitch."

[ca]

It seems that the cock roaches don't know when to go into hiding, does it Greg?[/b]

Cabal comes back out to the delight of the crowd in hopes that he would shut up the two assholes in the ring.

Ok, I guess I have to address my bitch standing in the ring, Jason Arielle, or whatever he calls himself now. Because lets face it, when I fight you in the ring, you flat you, SUCK BALLS! You don't hold a candle to anyone. You're about as useful as Tiffany Doll covered in spooge. Or maybe as useful as tits on a nun. I'm not sure which. I guess you like gettin' your ass kicked because I've done it more than once. So you're up for more? Then bring it. I'll gladly kick your ass again if need be. Since you ain't going away, I might as well make your life a living hell. Arielle Assault? That's some real lame name ya got chosen there. Almost as lame as your warcraft remarks. Those are really getting old, like you. Try learning something new to work on because it only makes you look like a jackass. But keep going. Keep swingin' your +12 sword of retardedness. Eventually, it'll fuckin' stab you and you'll whither and die off in some dark corner, raising the IQ of the general populace.

Now, onto the man that single handedly as collected all of the big ego's into one faction. Yea, I'm talking about you V. It's amazing that no one has attempted in your own faction has attempted to remove you and make a claim for their own. Or maybe it's because they don't have the balls to. Jason would know all about balls and lack there of, or is it suckin' on them too much? Either way, the ENTIRE Familia organization is certainly lacking in them. Out of everyone in the Familia, you are the only one that has a set. But enough about that.

You two want a match with myself and Greg. Fine. Done. But why don't we spice it up a bit. What ya say to a little side bet. A little gamble. After all Vegas, you are from the land of Gambles. What say you?[/b]

[pornstar]

"Hey... V! I told ya ass I'd back him into a corner! That was a fine F-Bomb laden schoolyard playground... I'm sure I've got a kid out there that's just like him! If I find out, that sumbitch is gonna be the poster child for child abuse... it'll be good for him, he won't grow up to be Cabal, that's for sure... Oh! And Vegas, when you respond to him? Say "Fuck" a lot... apparently it increases your durability, stamina and strength attributes! Plus 50 Uber Leet Pwnage Power F... T.... W!!!!!!!"

[ca]

You're such a loser Jason.[/b]

[pornstar]

"You're teh pwnt, Cabal. Victory... it is mine. Vegas? Finish 'em off."

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