Post by $Cash Money Inc.$ on Sept 30, 2007 14:35:11 GMT -4
Lana: "Oh...my...gawd! They're gorgeous..."
Luthor: ... "Say what?!"
Lana: Did I say that outloud?
"Umm... I said they're going for it... yeah... that's it..." 
Luthor: ---SM (
)
Leaving the awkwardness surrounding the commentating table for the time being, the cameras switch back to the action. The intensity within the arena is almost breath-taking... thousands of fans present for something they'd never think they'd see at APW's biggest spectacle of the year, the inaugural GAME OVER! Pay Per View. The theme couldn't be any more accurate: Where one game ends, and another begins. That other one? It's Cash Money baby, yeah!
Nothing but one of APW's dark matches they have before things go on the air? Techinically it was, but it featured two well-known teams that had to be seen to believe their presences are being felt right at this moment. The production team, not expecting this in the slightest, had to go on the air sooner than planned. The buyrates and publicity they'd get for this? They couldn't pass up. All they needed was to flip that switch, for millions and millions of fans in their living rooms to witness arguably APW's BIGGEST main event dark match TO DATE.
The action continues... both teams pulling off all the stops, everything in each team's respective arsenal. Tag-ins are frequent, something that only truly synced tag teams know about.
Luthor: "Okay... this has to be the CRAZIEST thing I've seen! Where the hell did these guys come from? And the tag champs from APW's sister promotion are here too?!! I love those Angels!" ;D
Lana: "You think they planned this themselves? They want to gouge each other's eyes out. I doubt they could have planned this. Who knows what we still have in store. I'm just going to toss out this script here and now."
Lana does so, nothing's going to go according to plan tonight. That's for damn sure. She proceeds to prop her elbows on the table and hold her head up with the palms of her hands. Her eyes read goo goo gah gah...
Luthor: "Only once, Lana... only once..."
Who was he kidding? Guess this is what he gets for salivating every time a Rose made her way to the ring...
StarStruck and $Cash Money Inc.$ are tearing the house down. The suspense of what they'd pull off next just made everyone hold their breath in anticipation. People are starting to get lightheaded, in more ways than one then.
About 20 minutes in, both teams are showing signs of weakness, some clutching their mid-sections while others try to hold their head up despite the ringing. Ca$h spots that fake a$$ blonde's eyes are screaming massive headache. He had the perfect maneuver to end this once and for all. He screams for Dollaz to make the tag after Dollaz grounds the man called Kevin Wilson. The ref calls for the legal tag in as Dollaz struggles to hold his bearings and Ca$h rushes in. He picks up the groggy Kevin Wilson and there it goes.
Lana: "OH! A straight kick to the midsection. What's this?!"
Ca$h hooks him into DDT position.
Luthor: "Uh oh... this thing's done. Call StarStruck's mommas 'cause they're outta here!"
CA$H $MA$H!! Even better, it busts Kevin wide open. That proverbial crimson mask is now flowing over his now jacked up face after that facebuster-like maneuver.
Luthor: "OH SHIT! He's busted and out cold!"
Dollaz: [glow=orange,2,300]CHRISTOPHER!! TAG ME! HURRY![/glow]
Ca$h doesn't think it over for a second before tagging Dollaz back in, knowing that Dollaz wasn't in any condition to stop the proposed pin attempt by Ca$h. Ca$h would deal with that guy in the... whatever the heck that shit is around his head.
A tag later, Dollaz walks over to Kevin and pins him.
1!!
Ca$h, with what he had to do already in mind, kicks Jeffrey Terron, which sends the man running yell-ah to the outside.
2!!
3!!!!
The ref calls for the bell. The frenzy commences. Followers of CMI cheering their hell yeahs! while the player haters can't believe this shit!
Lana: "YES!!!"
More orgasmic than just the thrill of watching CMI win their first match in APW. ;D
Luthor needs to calm her down, so he fans her with his copy of the program tonight.
Luthor: "Geez woman... calm down..."
And here are your winners, Chri$ Ca$h and Joey "The Money' Dollaz... CASH... MONEY... INC!!
The cheers and jeers come out all at once, while Dollaz rolls out of the ring, exhausted... and Ca$h comes around the bend, strutting his stuff, to celebrate with his brother.
Ca$h: [glow=orange,2,300]Y'all betta recognize! Cash Money says we just KICKED YOUR ASSES! FAMILIA BITCHES!![/glow]
His true "blackness" tends to come out more when he's excited. So excuse him. Ca$h raises his brother's hand in victory. One thing before they depart though, you are what you advocate. In StarStruck's case? THEY are the ones seeing STARS. Struck, aren't you?
Luthor: Let's go to commercial... I need to get this woman a pitcher of water to hose her ass down or something...
The scene fades to commercial with Ruff Endz's "Cash, Money, Cars, Clothes" dissipating along with it...
PART-AY!!! ;D
Luthor: ... "Say what?!"
Lana: Did I say that outloud?
"Umm... I said they're going for it... yeah... that's it..." 
Luthor: ---SM (
)Leaving the awkwardness surrounding the commentating table for the time being, the cameras switch back to the action. The intensity within the arena is almost breath-taking... thousands of fans present for something they'd never think they'd see at APW's biggest spectacle of the year, the inaugural GAME OVER! Pay Per View. The theme couldn't be any more accurate: Where one game ends, and another begins. That other one? It's Cash Money baby, yeah!
Nothing but one of APW's dark matches they have before things go on the air? Techinically it was, but it featured two well-known teams that had to be seen to believe their presences are being felt right at this moment. The production team, not expecting this in the slightest, had to go on the air sooner than planned. The buyrates and publicity they'd get for this? They couldn't pass up. All they needed was to flip that switch, for millions and millions of fans in their living rooms to witness arguably APW's BIGGEST main event dark match TO DATE.
The action continues... both teams pulling off all the stops, everything in each team's respective arsenal. Tag-ins are frequent, something that only truly synced tag teams know about.
Luthor: "Okay... this has to be the CRAZIEST thing I've seen! Where the hell did these guys come from? And the tag champs from APW's sister promotion are here too?!! I love those Angels!" ;D
Lana: "You think they planned this themselves? They want to gouge each other's eyes out. I doubt they could have planned this. Who knows what we still have in store. I'm just going to toss out this script here and now."
Lana does so, nothing's going to go according to plan tonight. That's for damn sure. She proceeds to prop her elbows on the table and hold her head up with the palms of her hands. Her eyes read goo goo gah gah...
Luthor: "Only once, Lana... only once..."
Who was he kidding? Guess this is what he gets for salivating every time a Rose made her way to the ring...
StarStruck and $Cash Money Inc.$ are tearing the house down. The suspense of what they'd pull off next just made everyone hold their breath in anticipation. People are starting to get lightheaded, in more ways than one then.
About 20 minutes in, both teams are showing signs of weakness, some clutching their mid-sections while others try to hold their head up despite the ringing. Ca$h spots that fake a$$ blonde's eyes are screaming massive headache. He had the perfect maneuver to end this once and for all. He screams for Dollaz to make the tag after Dollaz grounds the man called Kevin Wilson. The ref calls for the legal tag in as Dollaz struggles to hold his bearings and Ca$h rushes in. He picks up the groggy Kevin Wilson and there it goes.
Lana: "OH! A straight kick to the midsection. What's this?!"
Ca$h hooks him into DDT position.
Luthor: "Uh oh... this thing's done. Call StarStruck's mommas 'cause they're outta here!"
CA$H $MA$H!! Even better, it busts Kevin wide open. That proverbial crimson mask is now flowing over his now jacked up face after that facebuster-like maneuver.
Luthor: "OH SHIT! He's busted and out cold!"
Dollaz: [glow=orange,2,300]CHRISTOPHER!! TAG ME! HURRY![/glow]
Ca$h doesn't think it over for a second before tagging Dollaz back in, knowing that Dollaz wasn't in any condition to stop the proposed pin attempt by Ca$h. Ca$h would deal with that guy in the... whatever the heck that shit is around his head.
A tag later, Dollaz walks over to Kevin and pins him.
1!!
Ca$h, with what he had to do already in mind, kicks Jeffrey Terron, which sends the man running yell-ah to the outside.
2!!
3!!!!
The ref calls for the bell. The frenzy commences. Followers of CMI cheering their hell yeahs! while the player haters can't believe this shit!
Lana: "YES!!!"
More orgasmic than just the thrill of watching CMI win their first match in APW. ;D
Luthor needs to calm her down, so he fans her with his copy of the program tonight.
Luthor: "Geez woman... calm down..."
And here are your winners, Chri$ Ca$h and Joey "The Money' Dollaz... CASH... MONEY... INC!!
The cheers and jeers come out all at once, while Dollaz rolls out of the ring, exhausted... and Ca$h comes around the bend, strutting his stuff, to celebrate with his brother.
Ca$h: [glow=orange,2,300]Y'all betta recognize! Cash Money says we just KICKED YOUR ASSES! FAMILIA BITCHES!![/glow]
His true "blackness" tends to come out more when he's excited. So excuse him.
Ca$h raises his brother's hand in victory. One thing before they depart though, you are what you advocate. In StarStruck's case? THEY are the ones seeing STARS. Struck, aren't you?Luthor: Let's go to commercial... I need to get this woman a pitcher of water to hose her ass down or something...
The scene fades to commercial with Ruff Endz's "Cash, Money, Cars, Clothes" dissipating along with it...
PART-AY!!! ;D
I've never wrestled men before...