Post by The Showbix on Mar 25, 2008 19:08:37 GMT -4
Clash Of The Titans keeps going on, as The Showbix's theme hits the PPV, she was fresh of her flawless victory. She entered the ring with a cocky smirk, and she told the referee to hold her sunglasses, she then walked to the announcer.
Get the hell out of here! I'd like to make you know that you people in the drafters are not worth wasting her breath on.
crowd boos as Showbix, as she tells the announcer to leave the ring
However I'll have to do that sacrifice and speak here so you chumps can all hear what I have to say. The Showbix would like to issue a challenge on APW Rose, Nattie Roxx, who she qualifies as a "weakling un-worthy of being in APW" and who she'd like to kick her ass so badly "so all tomato cans like her get to know what's awaiting for them if they make it into APW and The Showbix's there"
Showbix then walked around cockily
Nattie Roxx, Showbix would like you to rush into the ring, so you can make this PPV worth it, althought with her whole presence the whole PPV has turned a lot better.
Showbix snatches her sunglasses from the ref as she tells him to move, Showbix climbs to the ropes and rests to see her opponent comming.
Post by Nattie Roxx on Mar 25, 2008 19:20:52 GMT -4
"You talk funny." Nattie responds, walking up the entrance ramp, smiling. "I think I'll try talking like you; in the 3rd person, and all the jazz, e-hem." She cracks her neck, rolling her shoulders, "All of you bow down before Nattie, and her awesomeness. Nattie is the best in this company, despite her two and seven record. She has beaten only two people in this company, quality over quantity! She has beaten APW World Champion, Skullinator, and another champion, Veranica Styles, both of which on the same night I might add. So! Nattie's feeling pretty confident in herself, regardless of the fact that she lost last week; it's not like Christian Pryce has much to brag about anyways." Sticking her tongue out, like that was hard work, she collects herself, "I have no clue how you do that Lorelai Gilmore rip-off, but seriously, referring to yourself in the third person was sooooooo the 90's."
Post by The Showbix on Mar 25, 2008 19:41:40 GMT -4
The Showbix rises her sunglasses as she stares at Nattie
I don't give a damn who I look like, The Showbix looks how the god damn hell she wants to look. I don't need any comparison made. But I guess that's the only way you can present yourself Nattie.
Quite frankly, quit boasting about having beat Skullinator. Everyone has bad days, and in those bad days, there is always a luckless gold digger able to score something. Doesn't that sound familiar Nattie? And who you beat? Veranica Styles? Who is that? A bitch with a mispelled name and weird abs? That's all she is to me, I bet her opponents stare at her Gorgone eyes and turn into stone, that's the only way she can win that I can think of.
But as I said Nattie-Lattie you are nothing, just APW's card opener, just the girl everyone calls to boost her record. And sorry hun, but I am no exception, I'll kick your ass, so you can boast and tell your grandchildren that you wrestled The Showbix.
Post by Nattie Roxx on Mar 25, 2008 19:49:50 GMT -4
"Actually, that was the first time I ever boasted about beating anyone," Nattie responds, giggling, "You see, I seriously don't have that much to boast about, and I was obviously just mimicking you're persona just a moment ago, so you can get a feel for how stupid you sound when you act as such, so sorry if my intelligence is just a little over your head, besides, you seem like the type to boast about people you've beaten, I mean, you arethe Showbix, are you not?" She continues to giggle, "I'm actually quite surprised at your response to be honest, because V-E-R-A-N-I-C-A is actually an alternative spelling to "Veronica," look it up, you'll be quite surprised." She shrugs as she begins to walk her way towards the ring, "Of course I'm an opener, but at least I've had two title opportunities since I've been here. You've had two matches, and you're 1-1. Funny, I still have more wins then you do, so lawl."
Post by The Showbix on Mar 25, 2008 19:59:23 GMT -4
Showbix started laughing
Did I just hear "lawl"? Pfft. No wonder why you lose so much, this is wrestling Nattie! I guess someone forgot to tell you that. This isn't your sunday afternoon in the cybercafe at some forum talking about the comming season of Grey's Anatomy where you can post "Will Meredith finally marry? lawl" Nah nah nah, this is wrestling, where many are called like you Nattie as openers. But few are chosen to the halls of fame, like yours truly.
Besides speaking here about my record is just dumb nattie, everyone knows that tonight I will be tying your wins record. But sadly I'll never tie up your loses record, I'd need two lifes and a half to do so.
However Nattie as I said this is PPV. And your loser pestilence is just bringing the ratings down, all the fatboys are going to the nachos stands. We need to spice it up. So what about if you and me, fight in a... Steel Cage match? Or is that too much for you Nattie? Are you afraid of steel? Or maybe afraid of heights? Well you can't certainly be afraid of losing since you do that so frequently.
Post by Nattie Roxx on Mar 25, 2008 20:17:22 GMT -4
"I love Grey's Anatomy," Nattie says to herself, looking away, the crowd laughing, "And Meredith is SO GETTING MARRIED THIS SEASON. It's only obvious! McDreamy is going to dump that witch of a person, what's-her-name, and Meredith is finally going to realize and--" she stopped herself, "Hehe, sorry, I tend to get a little hyped up on the board, nevertheless, steel scares me. Heights aren't exactly my forte, and having both combined into one match seems rather daunting...but...but...but..." she stops herself, as she looks towards the sky, thinking of whether or not she should accept the challenge, "I guess risking my life for the business is normal, right?" she asks, with her voice cracking.