Here's How I Roll, Dick! (P*vs Abomination)

[pornstar]

Since hearing he's being placed into a match with Abomination without him even saying yes to the challenge, PornStar has been quite amused. That changed quickly when he realized that Mike Paterson will be at ringside with him. Well.... time to put foot to ass... And through the Office door.

The door flings open as Dick looks on startled, PornStar placing both hands on his desk, looking him right in the eye.

[glow=teal,2,300]"Listen motherfucker... Mike Paterson ain't gonna be at ringside if I don't get a manager in my corner. That guy sucks, and shouldn't be having golden oppurtunities presented to him. And you're gonna do as I say, and place Miss Laura in my corner... and you wanna know why yer gonna do it?"[/glow]

He stands up straight, smirk on his face, reaching into his back pocket, pulling out a tape.

[glow=teal,2,300]"I seems to have gotten my hands on a little security footage from my date with Candi.... you know, the one that you jacked off all over before getting a broom up your ass? Yeah... that one. And it clearly shows what you're doing, you can even watch it if you want. Oh, and it has audio too... why this Million Dollar Man lookalike is talking about Black Man's Kryptonite is FAR beyond my comprehension, no matter how startling it is. You can even watch it if you want..."[/glow]

He tosses it on the desk.

[glow=teal,2,300]"Now... if you don't want the Fam startin' up an APW blooper's DVD culminating with me bendin' one of the cleaning ladies over your desk and leavin a nasty mess right in the middle of it, I'd suggest you make that change, as that's not the only copy of the tape... and we know your dumbass ain't refined enough to keep outta stupid shenanigans for long. I'm sure Charles is rolling in his grave as I even show you this."[/glow]

[dick]

Being startled by Mr. Wylde, I almost fall out of my chair. What was this man's deal? As I listened to what he had to say, I looked down at the tape on the desk. I took a big gulp after hearing what content was being held on that tape and how it could be used against him. I didn't want that. No one needed to know what I did that night. Hopefully that other thug Mr. Taylor and Ms. Candice haven't spoke a word about it. I look back up at Mr. Wylde as a bead of sweat slowly moves down the side of my face.

We-well... let's not do anything drastic now Mr. Wylde. No need to be doing anything like that. Of course, you can have Ms. De'Icco by your side for your match. Let's just... um...

Let's keep this little video tape between us... Okay?

I hope Mr. Wylde was the deal making type. I really didn't need anyone finding out about that tape. Black mail was hell to endure but it was something I was willing to take. If it meant keeping something that big away from the public eye. God, I'm so ashamed of myself.

[pornstar]

Nodding, PornStar punches the tape, shattering it.

[glow=teal,2,300]"Don't make me have to get another copy... and don't cross me, or I will use it. You wanna think I'm all fun and games... just fuck with me. You'll regret it."[/glow]

With that, PornStar leaves the room, finally getting the agitation of almost having to hand over a match to a worthless noob off of his chest.