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Post by Jason Cross on Apr 23, 2008 15:31:49 GMT -4
The Biggest The Best by Clawfinger starts to play and once more they all stand and cheer as Jason Cross makes his way out to the ring, he wastes no time in grabbing a mic and starting to speak to the fans gathered in the arena tonight. Well what did I say, one of the boys in that triple threat match was going down to a spear and sure enough down went one James Hunter and how appropriate considering he has been the only one to manage a one on one victory over me so far this year. From here the next stop is the money in the bank match and then finally King of Olympus Jason Cross. There is something else that brings me out here tonight and thats the APW World Heavyweight Championship. Now I have to ask is this thing cursed. I mean first we get Dullinator who pretty much killed the worth in the damn title by coming out here and muttering something about beating his opponents so bad they would need a doctor when he was threw week in and week out. Needless to say everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Joe Bruiser won that title hoping he could bring it back to life somehow and yet what happens. He goes silent save for a radio interview and trying to get a shot for the tag titles!? Joe in case you missed it you wearing something around your waist a whole fuck of alot more important than those tag titles. Now before we have another Dullinator repeat here I'm going to step up and nip this one in the bud early, so Joe get your ass out here your officially being challenged for that title as of now, because I'll be damned if I let anyone else make a mockery of the belt I busted my ass to win twice last year, so get out here and accept the challenge Joe so I can bring your already pathetic reign as champ to an end!
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 23, 2008 17:38:07 GMT -4
And surely enough, "Eye of the Tiger" begins to fill the entire arena as the crowd goes wild expecting their APW World Champion...and they actually got was surprising. Coming out with an ambiguous pair of red boxing gloves, sporting an obviously fake larger-then-life red afro, and mimicking the actions of the beloved Joe Bruiser, Nattie Roxx graces her appearance as the crowd a breaks out into laughter, some feeling a tad disappointed, but what were they to expect? Heck, she was even wearing a plastic APW World title around her waist.
Continuing to keep up the impersonation as she jogged her way into the ring, giving air a serious beating as she continued to throw punches, and dodge imaginary blows. Oh yes, she was having a Rocky moment, and Jason Cross was her Apollo Lang-Drago.
Upon entering the ring, she then gets handed a mic, and adjusting her shades, she gives the camera a sexy look, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROTASTIC," she begins, now turning her attention towards Jason Cross, "As much as that promo lacked that premium amount of BWWUUZZAA ENERGY Drink, which by the way, is sold in Wal*Mart stores nation-wide," she gives a wink to the crowd, as the holler back in approval, all putting on their red afro wigs, and bobbling their heads, "I have to say, Mr. Cross, challenging the FROtastic one in one-on-one, twelve round FROTACULAR, the champ is very impressed, it's not everyday I get to face someone who's arms are bigger this fine hair-do." She smiles as she gives a pose, the crowd completely submissive to her face antics, "But you see, as I mentioned just froment ago, you seemed that lack that FROISMA that I surely posses. I mean, look at these feet! Hit me!" Nattie does a quick dance which very reminiscent to a hybrid of Muhammad Ali and The Cat's estranged match tactics. "See? Now Jason Cross, this is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
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Post by Jason Cross on Apr 23, 2008 17:52:38 GMT -4
Well needless to say after laying out a challenge only to see it ignored and a shot at the world title handed to someone who's already had what was it now 2 or 3 shots so far this year Jason is more than alittle ready to send someone out of the arena tonight on a stretcher, and Nattie seems to have caught his attention with her own Joe Bruiser costume, so angry logic kicking in Jason decides he may as well kill Joe's stunt double since the man couldn't bother to show up himself. Guess I'll be taking that there red pill then "Joe" and as far as how deep the rabbit hole goes well my guess is about six feet straight down at least thats how far it will go for you when I'm through. You see I'm feeling more than a little angry at the moment and you just volunteered to be my personal tackling dummy, so you got any last words for your fans "Joe" before I leave you a red smear on the mat. Jason waits for "Joe" to speak up. Who knows maybe something said will calm the big guy down, lord knows it couldn't make him angrier.
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 23, 2008 22:04:56 GMT -4
"Why so blue Panda bear?" Nattie asks as she continues to throw punches at imaginary people, making sure to keep on her feet. "You asked for the APW World Champion, so of course the Frovelous one is here, pleasure to be of your froquaintance." She takes a bow, making sure her oversized wig doesn't fall off her head as she does so. "The movies always give the message of keeping a cool head when in the heat of combat. Heck, if you've ever seen Cowboy Bebop, there's a character obviously inspired by yours truly, where a frocept is made rather clear. Stay cool, and your victory is inevitable; anger will only blind you from success." She does a few dodges, giving Jason a smile as she skips her way towards the ring corner to take off her job as she hung it over the top ring rope. "See me as you will, but there's a reason why the Marvelous BWWUUZAAAA is your APW World Champion! All takes it two hits, one with me hitting that rug on your chin, and the other with you hitting the that fefrocious mat."
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Post by Jason Cross on Apr 24, 2008 7:50:14 GMT -4
Well he was definitely right in thinking it couldn't make him any angrier truth being he was still trying to decipher some of what Joe's little stunt double here was saying, but the part he was getting seemed to be leading toward the two of them facing off in a match, something that he wasn't sure the stunt double here was truly ready for but hell she had beaten old Dullinator and it's not like that was necessarily an easy thing. Well if you think it's that easy to beat me then why don't we put that theory of yours to the test there my little friend. You and me one on one and we'll see if it really only takes you two hits to end this, and in the mean time we'll see if you can even survive two hits from me. Oh and as far as keeping my cool goes nah I don't think so it's getting angry and riding the wave of adrenaline that comes with it thats always carried me through things, so don't expect to see any smiles on my face come match time.
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