Right here. Right now!? You? (02A)

[yournightmare]

What a pain. So much non cool wrestlers.

So much time for people to grow.

Show me what they have.

Show THE F'ING WORLD WHAT THEY HAVE!

Show me that Media is not the only one who can rise to the occasion!

As Media makes his entrance to the ring with microphone in hand, thoughts pop into his mind. Makes him stop in his tracks. he wavers for the music to be stopped, and the lights come back on. SPEAKING EARLY!

What a shame it as been folks. People with such potty mouths, or the same stuff is said.

Why not some originality out here!? Hmm?

What is with people, and action nice? What is with people, and having to be "Gangster" or stuff hmm?

Think others can run the company as Champion?

How about somebody who can kick ass, and dazzle the crowd hmm?

Someone like the most brightest star in the company today? MEDIA!
Your bread winner? Your prize of your lifes! Get it excited people! We are going to CANADA!

The crowd chants we are in Canada!

That's obviously people! Try to keep up. Its hard enough when Media has to come out here every week, and teach an unguided soul that lesson!? Remember Jack Crack? Whiped his ass, and sent him on his way?! How about Lauren Blaze! Same thing? DING DING DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! Let the next contestant COME ON DOWN!

[Dante Atlas]

Dante's music hits over the arena and Dante walks out onto the stage and taunts. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he speaks.

[glow=silver,2,300]It is such a shame here homie, potty mouthing shit homie is not that bad. Shit, if I had to go through life and not use my favorite words here homie, I WOULD DIE AND BECOME YULL SLAVE MAN. Originality? Dude homie I know all about that. What is with you homie about being a Devils Advocate? No problem here homie G. Gangsta? I ain't no damn gangsta homie, I just come from the BOONDOCKS haha. You think you can be champion and run this company? I know I could...I can KICK SOME ASS MYSELF HOMIE.[/glow]

Dante pauses.

[glow=silver,2,300]You see Homie, I just answered almost all of yull questions. Does that mock you? HELL NO HOMIE I am not telling you anything you don't already know. So what do you say? Dante Atlas vs. Media? What you say homie? [/glow]

Dante waits for a response.

[yournightmare]

What is up G!?

What it crackin baby?

Homie Homie Homie Homie







HOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stunned much ?

So one of Jay Crack's buddies wants to go one on one with "Media" tonight.

Sounds grand.

Wouldn't miss it?

To show this sorry reject "Homie" that when he came out to this ring, he just made that mistake, and oh yeah baby! Fall down, and go boom like the Human Crack Machine Jack Cracky!

Make sure to let Cracky know once I kick your ass, and sent you on your way that I sent my regards, and that both of you are pussies. MMk "Homie"?

Withers some hair from his face as he takes a small break, and then continues.

Anyways "Homie G", how do you want your ass kicked tonight? Your choice B!

[Dante Atlas]

[glow=silver,2,300]Hey ey, do you speajk the lords name in vain my homie? The one Jay Crack? Shit, didn't his ass beat yull ass not 2 or 3 weeks ago homie? [/glow]

Dante pauses.

[glow=silver,2,300]I THINK HE DID!!! Not to mention that cracka ass also beat out Skullinator as well homie. I guess it's back to the old drawing board for you my homie g. Man my black ass is ready TO KICK YULL ASS FROM ONE SIDE OF THIS DAMN ARENA TO ANOTHER HOMIE. I aint let letting no damn Median faggot kick THIS FAT ASS around from California to Virginia. And thats a fact MY HOMIE G. THE MATCH is onnnnnnnn.[/glow]

Dante lowers the mic awaiting a response from Media.

[yournightmare]

No "Asslet!"

No No no!

In the other direction "Homo"

Last time that Cracky dared to get in the ring with one only "Media", he was kicked all over the arena, and like I said, sent him packin! The idiot stopped talking smack after so.

Such a sad human being he really is.

Now I will beat down his bro "Homo B".

Don't have to be black, could be blue, red, white, yellow, green, but your dumbass will fall the same.

This sounds like so much fun doesn't it?

Oh right. "Lets get it on player!"