Best title defense ever? (Bix, Lauren, Scar)

[Jennifer Drew]

Another week another appearance by the Rose Champion. “Stickin in my Eye” plays as Jennifer walks out and gets her usual crowd reaction. They did love their champion and she showed the love back down to the ring through a mischievous, knowing look.

Toronto, you all seem pretty excited but I'm about to lay some serious Rose Title related news on you. Everyone sitting down?

Ok, someone look out for the guy selling hot dogs.

Tonight you're going to see not one, not two, not three but FOUR of your favorite, maybe, Roses duke it out for this right here on APW Presents Degrees of Domination live.

Big reaction for bringing the shill back.

You're looking at the most defended women's title in wrestling today and I've been holding it for a very long time. I've beaten every Rose on this roster at least once and I want to keep doing it big as long as I'm still the “it” girl around here.

Why?

Because I can, that's why. So without further ado I'm going to announce the cast of characters.

She pulls out a blue note card and a pair of fake reading glasses. After some adjustment for dramatic purposes she clears her throat and gets to it.

Showbix, I've gotta hand it to you. You got my attention. You pinned a former Rose Champion and you refuse to acknowledge my registered trademarks. I don't know what the hell a BixSlap is, it sounds like some kids' breakfast cereal. And if it is you'd better bring me a box so I can empty it out on the floor, take the prize at the bottom and laugh at you. Regardless, I think it's time I go all Double Reverse Punch style on your ass one more time. Please report to the ring, and don't let these scare you.

She holds up her fists for a second.

Lauren Blay.... excuse me Kennedy. FYI changing your name doesn't entitle you to hang out on the compound with Teddy, Bobby and Maria Shriver. Believe me, I've been down this road before and it ends with disappointment. Now I don't know how you're doing after your little run-in with tall, dark and hairy and I don't much care. You're a part of the equation here and when you hear participant number four I think it's all going to click. So if you can walk out here on your own power and if you're serious about doing a big Madonna reinvention, please report to the ring.

And as for number four, I think she knows who she is. So if she wants to actually come down here and speak to me face to face instead of sitting back, calling my matches and probably making snide little remarks every time I screw up then she's in too.

[Scarlett Rose]

A laugh could be heard coming from the distance, and it becomes louder as Scarlett finally edges past the entrance curtains, and gives a smirk to Jennifer standing in the center of the ring, "Is that all you have to say? After all the 'missed' phone calls, the un-replied-to text messages, and the lone conversation MySpace comments, and all you have to say is just two measly little sentences? Two sentences! One would assume that Miss APW would have something more to say concerning yours truly, especially after our storied history with each other, but nevertheless, if all she wants to say is a half-assed paragraph, then so be it, because you see, I'm here to tonight, and not because I want that title, no, you see, you just called it two more of my greatest enemies, my greatest foes. " She pauses a for a moment, as she adjusts her cool pair of sunglasses, taking them off, and placing them on the brim of her top, "You just called out my former tag-team partner, Lauren. Now Lauren, even though she decided to change her name AGAIN, thinking that such a change will bring her over just a little better, isn't going to help much. A name is a name." She then looks straight ahead at the camera, "Your skills are your skills. If you can't win, don't think changing your name is going to sugar coat everything, and make it taste better. A loss is a loss, if you keep losing, train better, become better, lose this new 'oh, I'm just a damsel in distress' attitude, because that doesn't get you anywhere."

Rolling her eyes, she relaxes her shoulders before looking back at the camera, "And then you called you the amazing Shh. Now I don't know what the heck happened in our previous match Shh, but don't think that stunning me and getting the pin against me is going to be the end of this little dance we're having. You gave my first loss to another competitor other then Jennifer Drew in singles competition, and I'm not going to let you off the hook just yet, why?" She looks away for a second, and looks back the camera giving it an evil smile, "Hehehe, because if you think that finishing me off with my OWN finishing move is going to settle things between then I'm afraid you're dead wrong, you only opened up a can of worms, and then dumped that can on the floor accidentally, and you know KNOW how much of a mess that is going to take to pick up. I wish you the worst of luck."

Wiping a stand of hair off her face, she then looks at Jennifer Drew, standing center stage, "And then there's you. I tried to make this work, and I tried to make amends, but it's not my fault if you refuse to have any personal contact with me whatsoever. It seems after our last meeting together when you were in my apartment, picking up your things, you decided that it would be best to completely cut me off from your life completely. Scarlett isn't happy about that, and I find it ironic that out of all the people you called out, I was involved with both. I thank you for this little match of revenge, and makes my original idea of going for that Nationwide Title seem somewhat stupid. Why go for that title, when I could beat everyone in this ring, with a smirk on this beautiful face?" Scarlett smiles towards the camera, revealing her marvelous smile, "This is more then just a Rose title shot, this is a muster of everything I've gone through in the last two months in one singular match, and this...this is going to be fun."

[snl2]

Lauren walks out from behind the curtain, and onto the stage. The fans begin to cheer her as she showed courage in facing Media last week on Full Throttle and got herself completely destroyed

"OK, OK I get it, people don't like that I reverted to my maiden name, tough I answer to no one over that. Now Scarlett your complete and utter bitchiness doesn't surprise me one bit, it's your nature and it USED to be mine, but no more now I am not going to say I am an angel and nor will I ever be but I am tired of being looked at as a bad person, someone to avoid. Everyone has a past and everyone has the right to change, what I am still wondering was why you called me up? Was it only to find an easy beatdown, since our team was really over before it began, funny that it's a line from the song too, seems like a funny coincidence to me. Still that small chapter of our careers is over."

Done with Scarlett Lauren turns to Jennifer

"Now I am coming out here because I have been called out Jennifer you said you don't care what condition I am in so I am out here and all you need to know is that I'll step into the ring and do my best, and if my best isn't good enough then I can deal with it. I have no excuses to offer either now or after the match, I win I win I lose I lose. At the end of the day, names aside all I can do is come out here say whats on my mind and wrestle. You made me part of the equasion so here I am."

Lauren then turns to the fans

"Well, you guys have loved me and hated me, like all wrestling fans accross the world. I changed my name from Brass my father's stagename to Steel, then I adopted Blayze as my stagename, now I am just plain Lauren Kennedy no relation to Ken, The Shrivers, Teddy, Bobby or JFK. The politically minded Jennifer mentioned those, seriously one day Jen run for president and liven up the administration. But back to my point, My days here are numbered so enjoy them, whether it be me getting my ass kicked or me kicking ass, just enjoy them as I know I will!"

[The Showbix]

Showbix' theme is next to be heard all over the P.A as the retro-sunglasses wearing Rose makes her way to the ring, she looks at Jennifer Drew with her usual brashness. She gets in the ring but before the ring announcer leaves, Showbix grabs him and whispers something in his ear, the ring announcer then makes an announcement

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Showbix wants to make you know that you aren't not worth wasting her breath on.

instant boos, but then Showbix snatches the mic out of the announcer

Except... The Pink Haired Sensation here, who just has the audacity to mock me. Quite frankly, I know why you are the Rose champ... Heh you got the talent, you got the mouth, you got the cool.... And you got tons and tons of contenders that are just about to bite your ass.

Showbix points at her jaw

Twice you have struck this, and I baptized that punch as the BixSlap. Heh that's how you repay my favors? Mocking me? Well I don't mind and I don't care, in fact I wouldn't be knocking at your door if you didn't had that piece of tin on a leather that you have strapped on your waist.

But hey since you want to end your title reign tonight, cool with me, another chance I have to get the belt, because don't think that this two losers will give you any competition at all.

Showbix takes off her sunglasses to reveal her brighty pretty hazel eyes as she looks at Jennifer and only at Jennifer