Pay Per View Recap please (anyone)

[viper]

Oh man what was I thinking drinking that much, at least it looks like I woke up in the locker room this time. Still losing on penalties makes me so bloody depressed, I mean what the fuck were they thinking on those penalties and Drogba the wanker slapping that punk and getting sent off

The memories of Chelsea FC's Champion's League final loss was still on Jason's mind, and he had gone and drank himself into a stuper for about a week. Jason punches a locker and the door crumples up like tin foil, it didn't make him feel any better or worse so it was pretty mindless. Jason couldn't even remember what happened at the pay per view

What happen did we win? lose? Did I even get there? I don't remember any of it. Ah man my fucking head is killing me! That's the last time I go caning the spirits for a while

[Jagerllama]

Kevin and Jessica walk into the locker room where Jason is.
They walk in just as Jason hits the locker door....

"Ahh... so you finally woke up, Jason.
How is the head feeling'?

I see you are all fired up at least....
Maybe, if you showed a little more energy,
like you just did on that locker door,
we might have done a little better."

JD looks at KD...

"You stop that now...it wasn't all his fault.
You were out there, just as he was.

Last week was just a little set back, that is all.
We will get them next time."

JD looks at Jason...

"So, how are you feeling?
Ready to get this train back on track?"

[viper]

Viper gives a look over to Kevin, not a mad look, more an I'm sorry look. Then he looks over the Jessica before back to Kevin

Look guys I know I let you down, I shouldn't have gotten that drunk. Maybe if I hadn't we would be wearing the gold right now, who knows. I can't change that I got drunk man, Kevin I'm sorry I let you down I also let you down too Jessica

I haven't seen many teams around tonight, maybe I deserve my ass kicking from my partner. I don't feel too great and we could both use a match to keep our senses keen. What do you say a friendly singles match?

[Jagerllama]

KD looks at Viper...

"Well, while you were passed out, I lined up myself with a match with Stages this week, for the next shot at the Nationwide title.

But, if you really wanna go, I'll have a match with you... no problem.
We'll call it a warm up match... something to get me loose for my match against Stages.
So, you are on buddy... let's see what you got."

JD jumps in...

"And I'll be coming down too.
Just so you two don't kill each other.
I've seen what both of you can do...."

[viper]

OH NO, look Kev, you need to be fresh for that match it is important. We can always have our match next week, I don't want to ruin any chance of you being in that match buddy. Earning a title shot you need to be at your very best man, so I'll help you prepare mentally

Viper's words were not out of arrogence but because he didn't want his friend to jeopodize any title hopes that he had

[Jagerllama]

"Very well, then. Next week it is.
Let's show them what we can do."

KD walks over to Jason, and extends his hand for a friendly handshake, as JD looks on.