He's Baaaaack! (Open 2 Reactions)

[Kenisha Williams]

Wherever you are. Whatever you may have been watching... is CUT OFF. Whatever the programming you were watching instantly changes to static. Every screen in the APW Tower completely switches to static and every channel you try to flip to. Nothing but static. Go ahead. Try. Keep clicking. You won't find anything. Nothing but static. You'll find nothing but static. OH NOEZ!!! What are you going to do without television? Is that what you're thinking? What are you going to do without television? I knew it. I knew it. People and their televisions.



But before you get pissed off and kick in your television. Before you get pissed off and toss your remote. Don't fret. Don't throw a fit just yet. You won't be without television for very long now. Just sit back. Relax. Take a breather. Count down from five. All will be over soon. You can resume sitting back. Hand in your pants like Al Bundy. Watching whatever the program was that you were watching before. But for now. Wait. Then the static fades to black and this video appears on the screen.

[Joe Bruiser]

Joe sits there with some ice on his right shoulder. He had just received a standing ovation after a World Title Loss to Skullinator. He was in the middle of watching the APW after show. He wasn't even paying attention to is as he had his head down and eyes closed. He had his left arm holding the ice pack on his right shoulder. He all of the sudden hears.........



Joe looks up to see what you use to see on your TV WAYYYYYY back when. His eyes quench as he has no idea what is going on. Then the video plays. After watching he minute or so long video, Joe speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]
Who was that joker? It certainly wasn't Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger. Jay Crack? What the fuck kind of name is that? Reminds me of 187. [/glow]

Joe lowers his head, then looks back up real fast.

[glow=blue,2,300]SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.[/glow]

Say no to Crack kids.