Suicidal Explanation (o2a)

[Christian Pryce]

The Angel theme Song hits the arena and out from the Curtain walks Jacques Argentium. However he has changed since his title loss to Skullinater. he now is sporting a new attire and is not wearing his Face Paint. Jacques walks down to the Ring and the fans look on in awe as the 'dead man' has effectively risen and is standing before them. Jacques climbs into the ring and then looks on speaks.

I Know what your thinking. i know how you F***ers think. what the hell is he doing here.

the fans nod there heads

you see i never killed myself. no it was a ploy to get ratings. and to put the Platinum Edition on the map. you see the Platinum Edition's tenure here in APW has been a joke. i have not been taken seriously and i have been ridiculed by all who stand before me. and i was sick of it. i say was cause now i am over it.

the fans gasp still. they cant comprehend what is going on.

basically that whole Suicide thing was a popularity stunt. and it gave me enough time to redefine myself. show the world the true face of Platinum. and it worked whether people liked it or not it got all of you fat impotent bastards something interesting to talk about besides your Porn sites.

so then mark this out. APW. Jacques Argentium is here to stay and is here to cause Chaos in the ranks of the so called stars. Skullinator you may have beaten me last night. but i promise you that i am not done. Maniac know that he is on my list. he does not care but i will make him care. Shia is on there too. but he can wait. and hell i will even throw in James Hunter for holding my title belt. so all of you kiss you reputations good bye a long with your asses. cause as of right now. nobody is safe from the Platinum Edition.....

[Jason Cross]

The music that hits next has all the fans standing they remember him from last year and are no doubt glad to see that he has indeed finally decide to make his way back home for good. The man in question none other than the 7'2" walking weapon known as Jason Cross. Making his way to the ring and retrieving a mic of his own, he stands towering over the smaller man and starts to speak.

Oh my god everyone run and hide cause Platinum Edition here says none of us are safe. Could you just answer one thing for me before we are all forced to hide from the mighty Platinum Edition and his wrath.

The sarcasm in Jason's voice plainly evident to all those listening he continues on.

Just what in hell is supposed to be so scary about a pathetic little jackass like you that was so starved for attention, he had to play out some fake ass suicide crap on TV. I mean seriously you have had a couple lucky wins and even managed to hold the Nationwide title for all what was it two minutes, but your luck just turned south because that little threat you made, about no one being safe just bought you a little run in with me. So chump we'll see if you if your all talk and a little luck, or if you can actually back up what you say!

Jason stood waiting for an answer from Jacques. Kid wanted attention well now he was going to get it, and then some from the largest athlete in wrestling today.

[Christian Pryce]

Jacques looks up. he laughs.

well it looks like i got my attention. hell this was a Big surprise.

Jacques looks to the crowd and then back.

i Will admit i have been lucky for this season, but at least i have not been lucky throughout my entire career. what are you 2 time APW Champion. i have been here a grand total of a month and i am a former Nationwide champion, i have beaten the world champion. granted i did not win when it matters but i am still working on that. and you seem to have a problem with me. ha, looks like i got the attention i deserve. a former world champion wanting a piece of me. and the my first real victim. so then i have no problem beating you. so what kind of match do you want beating in eh?

[Jason Cross]

Jason looked at Jacques a confident grin on his face as he spoke.

Funny you should mention beating because since you were stupid enough to leave the choice of match up to me, your going to face me in a match no one has beat me in here in APW and it will let me beat on you as much as I please before I end it. The match your going to face me in will be your first real test here as you face me in a LAST MAN STANDING match. Now go make your peace with whatever family you have left runt cause come Full Throttle when you step through those ropes to face me you really will be committing suicide!

[Christian Pryce]

Jacques recoiled in Horror. Last man standing. yes Jacques had been in an iron man match but LMS was a completely different story. Jacques slowly regained his wits.

fine. you can play that card. I will have the satisfaction of beating you in your own match. and becoming a premium player in APW. and stepping between those ropes will be suicide? well i have faked suicide before, i guess i can do it again. so maybe you should get down on your knees and pray that Platinums show stealing performances doesn't ruin your special match. cause i can show you what it is like to be at the bottom wanting suicide.