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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 19:43:55 GMT -4
Clear across Canada... PornStar and 187 exit a Greyhound, saying fuck the flight on their way to Calgary. Both had suffered losses at the first Saturday Night Full Throttle, to... and now they look to rectify that in Calgary at... the Pengrowth Saddledome?
[glow=teal,2,300]"What the fuck are we gonna be wrestlin' in horse shit for? And what the blue hell is there to do in Calgary?"[/glow]
Buck had obviously grown tired of strategizing over the losses, especially him getting his ass kicked by Chantell as both step off the bus, apparently looking to get into a few problems out in Canada-land.
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 19:53:43 GMT -4
187 had just woken up as he stepped off the bus. He shielded his eyes from the light of the outside as they had not adjusted yet. He had to sleep off his loss at the first Full Throttle. He didn't know what happened during that match and he wasn't the least bit happy about it. He looked at the Pengrowth Saddledome as he stood beside PornStar.
" 'Dis is 'da place our next show is at? Are they serious? What 'da hell was they thinkin'? Damn arena look like a horse seat."
He looked the building up and down with a raised eyebrow. Then he noticed the name of it. He then went on to say..
"Ohhhhh. Why 'da hell would ya wanna shape yo' buildin' like 'dat fo'?"
He turns to PornStar as he questions what there was to do in Calgary.
"Sh*t.. I ain't got no clue. I ain't too familiar wit' Canada. Only been to 'da place once fo' a week but I ain't go too far 'round here. Wonda' if they got anything good."
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 19:58:17 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Yeah... no shit... where's the trip to my fuckin' stomping grounds? At least we stayed in some interestin' shit with both New York then Vegas..."[/glow]
Slinging his bag over his shoulder, he turns back around, looking at the rodeo house.
[glow=teal,2,300]"I mean, maybe some big time wrestlin' nuts happier than the first broad up in a Heavy and Horny movie about being here, but, what the hell?"[/glow]
Hell, time to really wake his ass up... even if it's at Buck's expense...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Wonder if my Candi is gonna be here?"[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 20:06:24 GMT -4
He raised an eyebrow at PornStar when he now questions about Candice Angel's whereabouts. A smirk came across his face at the sound of what he just said. Shaking his head, 187 couldn't help but say...
"Ya mothaf**kas is pussy whipped. Every last one of ya. You sure you ain't too lovestruck ova' there Buckey-Boy? Seems to me like you losin' it man. You went from "KingPin of Pussy" to just a "Pimp" to "Somethin' Like A Pimp" to "Assistant Pimp" to "Pussy Whipped Bastard" in such a short amount of time. What happened to 'da ol' Buck we used to know? Mr. F**k F**k Pass. Hell, I thought you coppin' a feel offa' ol' Chantell woulda' been enough to make ya chase anotha' but damn Buck. What 'da hell happened to you?
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 20:12:51 GMT -4
Buck smirks...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Hey... just wait till I nail this one... won't take long. Can't nail 'em all right off the back, right?"[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 20:15:25 GMT -4
He shrugged his shoulders.
"You used to be able to. But I guess now-a-days, you gonna have to put a lil' mo' work into it than usual."
He laughed to himself and shook his head once again.
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 20:17:30 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Nah... this ain't no Callisto..."[/glow]
He shrugs... pwnt, I guess.
[glow=teal,2,300]"Besides, it ain't like I couldn't be nailing the Serenities and other clones that show up round this joint..."[/glow]
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Post by nobbs on Jan 7, 2007 20:18:31 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]"What took you so long?"[/glow] *Andrew Walker, the newest APW wrestler, walks up to PornStar and 187, from the direction of the saddle-shaped arena.*
[glow=blue,2,300]"I've been here for... what? Half an hour already? Just about."[/glow] *He looks the other wrestlers up and down.*
[glow=blue,2,300]"You guys ARE wrestlers, aren't you? You don't look like much. Anyway, I'm Andrew Walker."[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 20:24:12 GMT -4
"I guess so. Can't be f**kin' too many clones now. Than you might get tired of 'dat @$$ quicka'. You know..."
He gets cut off by the new person that seemed to have joined the two. Some guy named Andrew Walker. He raised an eyebrow at the man as he goes on to criticize how himself and his brother in crime PornStar look. He looks at PornStar then back at Andrew.
"Andrew Walka' is it? A'ight. Do a lil' homework next time. 'Dats all I gotta say. If you don't know who we is, then what rock have you been livin' unda'?"
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 20:26:17 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"You fuckin' know who I am... hell, you probably got a Buck Wylde collection in a cardboard box in your closet. Admit it... you beat off to me plowin' chicks."[/glow]
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Post by nobbs on Jan 7, 2007 20:29:23 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]"Hey, of course I know who you are. You... uh... no. No, the name eludes me."[/glow]
*Andrew looks at 187 and PornStar again.*
[glow=blue,2,300]"Familia. You guys are in the Familia. PornStar and 187."[/glow]
*Andrew thinks back to all the things in his closet.*
[glow=blue,2,300]"I've sen you in the ring, Mr. Wylde, but never in a legititmate porno. Sorry."[/i][/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 20:34:08 GMT -4
He begins to nod his head. He was still a bit pissed from the loss from another no namer who just pulled a fast one on him in the ring. He was only lucky. Just plain dumb luck. He wasn't in the mood to deal with another like him. It wasn't anger towards Andrew that he felt but it did tend to come out that way. With the utmost sarcasm in his voice, he goes on to say...
"Ding, ding, ding... There you go now. Now ya got it. We got ourselves a winna' here. A modern day Einstein. What do we got fo' him Buck?"
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 20:34:50 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Liar."[/glow]
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Post by nobbs on Jan 7, 2007 20:48:24 GMT -4
*Andrew responds with some sarcasm.*
[glow=blue,2,300]"Wow! I get my own liar? This must be my lucky day!"[/i][/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 20:53:25 GMT -4
"Yeah. That's what you get. Now what exactly is it that you wanted Andrew? There gotta be some reason you ova' here botherin' us like it's somethin' to do."
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Post by nobbs on Jan 7, 2007 20:57:22 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]"Oh, I just thought this would be more fun than waiting for some other chumps to walk by. I was thinking, maybe- just maybe- I could kick off my career in APW by beating the man that lost to Michael Taylor at Full Throttle. PornStar just happened to be in the same general area."[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 21:04:17 GMT -4
"Ah, you got jokes. Well let me put it like 'dis... F**k you and f**k Michael Taylor. 'Dat bastard got lucky. Every so often, some punk @$$ kid pulls off what we like to call "A Shelton Benjamin move." Some how they find some way to best someone betta' than them. I had a bad night. Sure it was 'da first night. Sure it was 'da first show. Not really 'da best way to start off in APW. But 'da mothaf**ka got lucky. 'Dats all 'dat was. You think you any betta' than me? You ain't. Michael Taylor ain't betta' than me. Michael Taylor just got some dumb luck. Who you think you is? You ain't no one I eva' heard of."
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Post by nobbs on Jan 7, 2007 21:09:31 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]"Then you should clearly open your eyes and start using your ears. I am Andrew Walker. I kicked @$$ all over the world. I destroyed all my opponents, whether it was in a wrestling ring, or fighting in a cage.
I've also heard all about you. You had the worst record in that New York promotion, didn't you? Oh, wait! That was your buddy Kyle Nobbs. Perhaps it might make you feel better about yourself to know I beat him too?"[/glow]
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Post by pornstar on Jan 7, 2007 21:31:22 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Who ain't beat that little kids ass anyways? Fucker ain't ever gonna get his cherry popped being a tool..."[/glow]
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 7, 2007 23:26:56 GMT -4
"How does 'dat make me feel? Sh*t, like I give a f**k you beat him. Everyone knows what goes down in 'da ring. You win some matches. You lose some matches. It's pretty standard sh*t. If you beat Kyle Nobbs, big whoop. Kyle had been beat on a lot in his wrestlin' career. He's takin' mo' @$$ whoopin's than I can count. But has 'dat stopped him? Last time I checked, he was still doin' his thang in 'da ring reguardless of 'da bullsh*t. Wise words from 'da man himself. Listen. You might learn somethin'. Yo' record does not match yo' skill. Real talk. True words. You may have beat him in a match but 'dat doesn't make you any betta' than him. Kyle Nobbs has been put down fo' way too damn long. He's been held back mo' times than I can count too. He ain't eva' stop though. He picked himself back up and tried again. And again. And again.
You think yo' betta' than me 'cause you beat him? Naaah. Not even close. Michael Taylor betta' than me 'cause he beat me? Not by a long shot. Like I said, mothaf**ka got a lil' dumb luck backin' him on 'dat one. Sh*t, you want a piece of me? You think you got a lil' somethin' backin' you? F**k it. We can get it no matta' what."
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