We Call Your Bluff (O2A)

[Dice Dillinger]

+After sitting out the first show of the season to do a little "scouting" of their own, The tag team duo known as the Royal Flush had now found themselves at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Canada. They knew the other Familia members were already on their way as well and figured they should probably run into some if not all of them within the next few days. Stepping off of the bus that brought them to their place of work for the week, Royal Flush find themselves walking towards the entrance of the Pengrowth Saddledome.+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Look...At this UGLY ass stadium dude! This mothafucka look like shit dog...I know damn well them lazy ass Angels coulda booked something that looks like it belongs in this century man..You see the shit we gotta put up dealing with V man?...You see this?....

Kasino: Chill the fuck out lil' man...Don't matter what it look like...Long as we find some asses to beat the hell out of in it...[/glow]

+Dice shakes his head in disbelief over the ugly with a capital U stadium in front of him as he pulls out his cell phone dialing 187's phone...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: If I'm gon' be fuckin' around in that piece of shit, I GOTSTA get high today man...I know 7 got some and he about to give it up too....[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: So you callin' dude just to smoke up his fuckin' stash huh?....
[/glow]

+Without saying a word Dice turns to his partner, looking at him through his dark shades and nods his head. Then...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Fuck it then...Tell him to bring all he got, hell I need to stimulate my mind any damn way...[/glow]

[Dice Dillinger]

+After a few rings, 187 picks up and...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Yooooo homey. Where you at man?...Aiight aiight...Yeah we just got off a damn bus too man...Oh you and Buck?...Cool man cool...But hey...What?...Who?...Andrew Walker?...[/glow]

+Dice pauses as he and his partner continue to slowly make their way toward the entrance of the stadium. Turning his head to face Kasino...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Man...Who the hell is that dude?...Oh he poppin' off at the lips huh?...You and Buck need to slap the shit outta his ass for real...I ain't even seen nobody named that on the APW website dude....Fuckin' fresh meat acting all hard and shit...It's a damn shame man...But hey ditch that zero and come holler at'cha boys dude...Tryin' to get high...Roll up...[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

+Dice had stopped walking after a few seconds and Kasino did the same as he watched on as his partner spoke to their brother about getting together as soon as possible for some recreational smoking. He then looks up and nods his head with a smile confirming the smoke session. Kasino nods back at him as he says...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Hell yeah hell yeah...And tell Buck to check in with some of his porn industry "friends" and get us some bitches around here man...Got that tingle again and it needs to be handled homey...Tell em' to meet us at the entrance dude...[/glow]

[Dice Dillinger]

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Yo' just meet us in the front of this piece of crap stadium man...And be stop fooling around with losers before it rubs off and you bring that shit back this way homey...Aiight bet...[/glow]

+Hanging up the phone, Dice looks over to his partner Kasino who's checking his phone messages right now. He shakes his head as he knows what he's looking for...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice:Mandy musta' put something SERIOUS on your ass dude...You still talking to her ass and she like a fuckin' 1000 miles away dude...What you gon' stick your dick through a sprint tower or something? Let it go man...Damn...

Kasino:Why don't you let that Bruce Lee lookin' bitch go punk?...

Dice: Ha Ha...I'm just saying dog...Get with some of this prime piece running around APW man...Like that big one...Gruber?...*Long whistle*...I bet she got some OFF DA CHAIN nookie man...Probably can do tricks with it too....[/glow]

[pornstar]

The cavalry's arrived... Buck hangs out the window of the rental car as 187 drives, dangling a paper bag...

[glow=teal,2,300]"Legal in Canada, Bitchez!!!"[/glow]

"Would you put dat f**kin' s**t down, mothaf**ka? There's a legal amount in dis bitch..."

PornStar's grin disappears as the bag quickly finds its way into the back seat, the two stop in front of the Flush.

[glow=teal,2,300]"Wanna clambake this fuckin' car out?"[/glow]

[Kasino Royale]

+After a few quick greetings and handshakes with his brothers, Kasino reaches for the bag and opens it up right out in the middle of the fuckin' parking lot they stood in and takes a huge wiff of the stuff. His eyes almost popped out of his head when he realized just how potent this shit was. Damn+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Hell yeah 7...You did it this time man. No wonder V stopped smokin' wit' yo' ass. This shit might kill a mothafucka...[/glow]

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"It'll get your dick hard, that's for sure..."[/glow]

[Yuki Kenzo]

Yuki wakes up, after she has fallen aslep in the car of Dice. She strech
her arms out and rub her eyes.

We arived?

She asked more to herself, as to anybody else. Yuki slowly leaves the
car, just to witness that K-dog, Dice-San are talking to Pornstar. She walk over to them still streching her arms a bit.

Hi guys whats up? I,..... Yuki just wake up. We here where we
should be?

[fninfamous]

187 smirked from the inside of the car at his brother Kasino smelling some of that "mary jane" that he some how always happened to have on him. He begins cracking up at the sound of Kasino mentioning Vegas' inability to handle smoking a little "sticky icky" with him. The eyes were glazed over, a blunt was already rolled in his mouth, and there was a small cloud of marijuana smoke already making it's way out of the windows.

"Hell, you neva' know mothaf**ka. Don't hit 'da blunt too hard if you think 'dat sh*t man. You know 'da best comes from 'da west. 'Dats grade A "Killifornia" chronic right there boy. 'Dat sh*t lifts a mothaf**ka up to Cloud 9 blowin' 'dat 'dro."

[Yuki Kenzo]

Why you call Yuki Mary Jane again? Yuki ain't Mary Jane.

She walks over to 187 and looks up to him, while she points
with her finger at his chest.

Explain why you think Yuki is Mary Jane from Spiderman.

[fninfamous]

He raised an eyebrow as he looked down at the woman who was seemingly his brother Dice-San's girlfriend. He hadn't called her "Mary Jane" at the moment but he did remember her questioning about it the last time she was around him. He didn't really know much about Yuki. Only thing he knew was she was asian, didn't know what exactly as he wasn't able to tell a chinese person from a japanese person. Or any other from the asian culture for that matter. He also didn't know how long she had been in Canada or America or wherever. He figured she must not know all the many, many, many, many nicknames for the drug marijuana. He figured it was up to him to straighten the "Mary Jane" business.

"Uhh... I wasn't callin' ya "Mary Jane" from Spida'man. 'Dis really ain't got nothin' to do wit' Spida'man really. You see, 'dats just a nickname fo' somethin' called Marijuana 'dat we smoke. Like myself, Kasino ova' there, and yo' Dice-San. There are many different nicknames fo' Marijuana. Such as "sticky icky", "dro", "chronic", "weed", ect. So you see Yuki, it ain't nothin' 'bout Spida'man or me callin' you by anotha' name. I was just referrin' to my Marijuana by 'da name "Mary Jane." It's really just fo' fun really, and fo' otha' purposes."

[Yuki Kenzo]

Ah ok. So you smoke cigerette no, but Mary Jane.

She scratch her head and thinks about it.

But is Mary Jane not drug? Yuki now that drugs are bad.
Drugs make your head go boom, see thing that is here
not. You think that you fly can, but then you fly down
from balcony.

She shakes head.

That not a nice thing, Yuki want to have a healthy Dice.

Yuki looks worried at Dice.

[Dice Dillinger]

+Dice's eyebrows raise as he turns his head to Yuki...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice:Hey! Uh Uh...Don't start that wifey shit now...I'm gettin' high tonight and ain't nothin' stoppin' that...You don't wanna smoke? Cool...Go find the women's locker room and put ya' stuff up and all that shorty...Dice is smokin' cause THAT'S what keeps him healthy...[/glow]

+He then turns his head back to face a smiling 187 and Pornstar while Kasino stands by laughing at the verbal exchange between his tag team partner and Yuki..+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: So where we blazin' homies?...[/glow]

[fninfamous]

"Hell, I smoke in 'da open all day, everyday. If ya cats too scared of 'da "Po-Po" or some type of sh*t like 'dat. We can do it in 'da car, in 'da locka' room, where eva'. It ain't a problem fo' me where we light up. I'm down fo' where eva' it at. Just lemme know when ya ready to blaze 'da chronic."

187 just shrugged his shoulders and took a long drag from the blunt already in his mouth. He didn't really care where they did it. He was just ready to do it right now. He looked around to all of his brothers. Awaiting to hear from them where they feel comfortable smoking a little marijuana at.

[Kasino Royale]

+Before speaking up, K Dog looks in Yuki's direction, seeing she's got a weird look on her face and all. Like she's gon' fuckin' snitch or get their asses caught if she stay her ass around. He then decides it might not be wise to smoke out in front of her AND out in the open.+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Nah man. Let's take it inside fellas. I don't wanna blaze out here. Let's get settled in and put our shit up and all man. And hell I got to piss anyway. Let's bust up in the arena THEN smoke man. What's up?[/glow]

+Kasino tosses the back over his shoulder he was holding. Then looking around to his partners in crime, he sees each of them nod their heads in agreement and with that the walk into the arena begins as Kasino begins his walk towards the doors first. 187 and Pornstar close behind and tailing is Dice and his...Whatever...Yuki.+

[Yuki Kenzo]

Nah Dice don't smoke that stuff.

She pulls at his arm.

At least poor stuff not.

She wispers in his ear and put a pack in his pocket.

Yuki now with Dice, so Dice no more worry about cheap
things.

[Kasino Royale]

+Big K Dog keeps his eyes focused on the arena a few hundred feet in front of them as he hears Yuki seeming like she's on some serious wifey shit. He knows damn well Dice ain't letting that crap fly with him at all. As he shakes his head...+

[glow=red,2,300]Kasino: Look at this broad...Trying to control a Sin City Baller?!!?...Must have been ate some bad fortune cookies or something ...[/glow]

[Dice Dillinger]

+Dice gives Yuki an angry look as he thinks about the words just spilled out of her mouth. She has to be off her damn rocker if she thought he was about to change. Fuck that, he 's a damn baller and that wasn't changing...Regardless of how good her...Y'know...Was :...+

[glow=red,2,300]Dice: Girl you need to chill out is what you need to do...As a matter of fact!...YOU gonna smoke too god damn it...Damn right...I'm gettin' yo' ass high today girl...Your first experience with some fire ass marijuana and Dice is gon' make sure it's memorable too...Check it out...Give you a few hits of that shit 7 got in that bag?...Blow you a few shotguns off of the blunt and you THINK you can fight now?...Shit...You'll be whoopin' Jackie Chan's ass all over Rush Hour 6 or whatever number they're on now....Trust me...This is gon' be some FUNNY shit boys! HA!...[/glow]

[pornstar]

[glow=teal,2,300]"Dice... fuckin' whipped! HAWHAW!!!!!!!!!!!"[/glow]

PornStar's glazed eyes start to water with the hysterical laughing that ensued. Fuckin' pwnt.