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Post by Jason Cross on Jan 15, 2007 23:42:27 GMT -4
As the opening words of The Biggest The Best by Clawfinger are heard fans throughout the arena stand and cheer as Jason Cross makes his way out to the stage. He walks to the ring mic in hand and a smile on his face, once there he begins to speak.
"Oh I swear after seeing the match up that I have in store for me this coming weekend, that at least one of the three angels running this company must love me. Now there might be a few of you out there that are wondering what I'm talking about so I'll explain it to you. A short while ago I had some problems with a certain group some of you may have heard of called The Famila and one of the members of said group is none other than The Infamous 187, now during those encounters with The Familia 187 made sure to get his shots in and even went so far as to use brass knuckles once but up until now has managed to avoid any sort of payback from me. Now though thats about to change, because this coming weekend I get you one on one 187, there will be nowhere to hide nowhere to run, I'm going to run you down right in the middle of this ring, because for me this match isn't about qualifying for Battlezone, it's about payback something which you've had coming for a long time and I'm going to be more than happy to deliver!"
Jason finishes speaking and watches the top of the ramp for the always volatile 187.
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 16, 2007 0:57:05 GMT -4
There's a brief moment of of "1-8-7! 1-8-7!" chants all around the ring as they await that very man. Then a gun shot rings out through out the arena while a loud scream is heard through out the arena to start off "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube. Slowly through the curtains steps Tha Infamous 187 with the crowd exploding into roar of cheers for him. A smirk formed across his face at the reaction he got. He stops right at the stage. Then he raises his right arm up and motions his hand across his neck to cut his music. 187 reaches to his left side and pulls out a microphone that was sticking out of his pants pocket. Slowly raising the microphone up to his mouth, he goes on to say..."Well, well, well... Look who we have here. If it ain't 'da "Livin' Weapon" Sasquatch. How was yo' trip to Aruba?" He laughs to himself as he knows the man in the ring knows exactly what he's talking about."I'm hopin' all is well wit' you and 'da Mrs. Last I checked, things got a lil' "rocky" ova' in Aruba. Wouldn't you say so? Aha! I just KNOW Sarah loved how things went "DOWN" ova' there. Aha! You say you lookin' fo' a lil' revenge? You say I've done it all to avoid you gettin' payback? I ain't done sh*t to avoid you. You just been a bit too scared to bring yo' big @$$ on out to fight me. Why should I come out and call you out, when I'm 'da one knockin' yo' @$$ out? Makes me wonda' 'boutcha. You a bit piss scared, if you ask me. It takes three Angels to schedule you to be forced into a match wit' me fo' you to gatha' 'da testicula' fortitude to come out here and scream my name. Well, 'dats actually kind of unda'standable seein' how you bein' steroided outta' ya mind. I've heard stories 'bout how steroids causes shrinkage. So it's completely unda'standable how it would have taken ya so damn long to gatha' up 'da balls to come out here and f**k wit' me. It's quite sad. Really it is. I guess when APW got their deal to make toys, they made 'da right choice when they picked 'dis as 'da Sasquatch action figure..." He points up to the titantron as this image shows up across the screen...He brings the microphone back to his mouth as he says..."'Dis sh*t is gonna sell like hotcakes! Aha! Just like yo' action figure here is shakin' and convulcin' from 'da "shot." You'll be shakin' and convulcin' yo' damn self come 'dis Battlezone when I let off a "shot" of mine "taggin'" yo' @$$ square in 'da chest. And once again you will fall to 'da most dominant mothaf**kin' family in wrestlin' history... 'DA FAMILIA! BIATCH!"
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Post by Jason Cross on Jan 16, 2007 22:55:00 GMT -4
Jason looks up at the screen and then back to 187.
"Wow your a real comedian 187, I mean first your little picture there was funny, but then to say I would once again fall to the most dominant family in wrestling history, now that was hilarious, but now correct me if I'm wrong here, if I remember correctly I was the one that walked away from things the winner last year while you helped the head of that family stagger out of the building to a doctor! Which hopefully for you he remembers to and decides to repay the favour because after I fire a shot of my own" *Jason pats his right shoulder* "and drive this shot straight through your chest, you'll be the one that needs help staggering out of here to a doctor, and seeing as how your the runt of the litter in that family I honestly don't see this requiring more than one shot."
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 17, 2007 0:17:14 GMT -4
He raises an eyebrow at Jason as he tries to use how small he is against him. He couldn't help but laugh at Jason with that smirk still on his face as he responds by saying...
"Well of course it's gonna take mo' than one shot to put you down "Sassy." I'm gonna have to drill through all those steroids just to hit my mark befo' I can do some damage. EVERYONE knows 'dat. I gotta get through 'da "juice" befo' I hit 'da meat of it all. It ain't no secret. It's common knowledge. I might be what you call 'da "runt of 'da litta'," but I've been knockin' cock diesel @$$ mothaf**kas like you out way befo' I got to 'da wrestlin' bidness. I'm from Compton homie. Where skinny cats make buff b***hes victims of 'da shotty. So think twice befo' you even TRY to come up wit' 'da idea of you makin' me stagga' anywhere. I've faced 'da biggest and baddest 'dis bidness has had to offa'. I ain't tryna' come out here all muscula' and act like I'm 'da heavyweight champ. Like I'm Mike Tyson or some sh*t. I'm lil' dude. I'm a skinny mothaf**ka. But I STILL knock some of 'da biggest b***hes in 'da industry out. You think I'm scared of yo' @$$? Come on now "Sassy." Come one betta' than 'dat. I do 'dis sh*t all day."
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Post by Jason Cross on Jan 17, 2007 19:39:08 GMT -4
Jason continues staring at 187 from the ring.
"Well I'm glad to hear that your not afraid 187 that means you won't be running away the whole match and it will be that much easier to get my hands on you, but I feel it only fair to point out that the last guy who told me that, who wanted to play David to my Goliath, isn't here right now and I'm sure we all know what happened to him, but your right why should I make you stagger anywhere when I can just lay you out cold right in the middle of the ring, so you bring everything you have to this match 187 because when I do put you down, I want you to know that even your best wasn't good enough to get the job done against me!"
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Post by fninfamous on Jan 17, 2007 21:59:28 GMT -4
"One second."
He holds up his pointer finger as he takes a moment at what looks like he's going to prepare himself for something. Then he just bursts into laughter...
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!"
He then pretends to be wiping a tear from his eye from his laughter. A smirk comes across his face as 187 looks at Jason in the ring. He takes a deep breath and let out a happy sigh as he brings the microphone back to his mouth...
"Whoooooo. Thank you "Sassy." Thank you. I ain't laughed 'dat much since I was a lil' girl."
He says with the utmost of sarcasm in his voice.
"Me? Are ya serious? Are ya fo' real homie? Me? Me? Afraid of you? HA! 'Dats funny man. 'Dats REALLY funny. You think I'm afraid of you? I ain't scared of no man. You think I'ma run from you? Hell no. F**k no. You outta ya rabid @$$ mind if you think I'ma run away from you. It's game ova' fo' yo' @$$ "Sassy." Once I'm done droppin' 'dat @$$ in 'da middle of 'da ring, I'ma hang yo' head on my wall as a trophy. It ain't every day when you catch one of 'da World Wonda's in 'da ring and knocked out. I'ma make major money off 'da tabloids and sh*t when I'm done. Anyways, I digress. You just bring yo' A Game "Sassy." You're in fo' a world of hurt when you come to 'da ring. But uh... befo' I go homie.. Tell Sarah I said "Whattup?" I'm sure she'll know FULL WELL what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'm out. Bring it B***H!"
With that said, 187's theme music hit the PA system once more. He throws up the middle finger, telling Jason to "F**k Off" , as he slowly steps backwards until he reaches the curtain. Exiting out through the curtain and gone from sight.
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