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Post by alex on Jan 17, 2007 19:54:46 GMT -4
Alex Price stands behind a small make-shift consessions stand, next to him, 3 beautiful young ladies, a fat guy scarfing down cotton candy, and a "little person". What they all have in common??? They're all wearing "Future-Shock" T-shirts. With a sly grin on his face, Alex breaks out a Jimmy Hart-ish bull horn and shouts-
T-SHIRTS!!! GET YOUR FUTURE SHOCK T-SHIRTS!!! Only 19.95!!! We've got a shirt for every size. Doesn't matter if yer a fat bald guy or a chick with huge...heheh...FUNBAGS!!! Come 1, come all. You can't call yourself a FAN with out your official Future-Shock T-Shirt!!!
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Post by starr on Jan 18, 2007 4:29:17 GMT -4
Hey, while your at it. Sell some other merch. Like, PWNCOLA the official soft drink of Future Shock! Don't forget the Book Of PWN, and while your at it, read up a few chapters, then you can come up with something original rather then this overdone schtick you got going here. I mean really, come on, whats next. You gonna have a barbeque outside the P-Rice express?
Honestly I liked you better when all you did was talk shit. Atleast then you had some sort of originality.
Brent then scoffs at the cheap knock off shirts everyones wearing.
A real fan would realize those aren't even real shirts, there isn't a hyphen in Future Shock, but there is alotta PWN. Nice try folks, the real deal is in the arenas, and even then, all 5,000 for this location has been sold. I'd tell ya to check out the website, but they're sold out there too. BUT, someone could be nice enough to buy Mr Price here the new "I Got PWN3D By Brent Starr, Yet He Gave Me This Shirt For Sympathy" T-Shirt. That's only $5 so everyone could have one. Or you could wait till I PWN you anyways and get it for free. Your choice!
Brent turns and laughs at Price a final time as he walks away from the "concession stand".
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Post by alex on Jan 18, 2007 14:21:51 GMT -4
As Brent begins to turn and walk away, Alex responds as followed-
Hey, I'm just trying to do you and you dopey dog partner a favor. I mean, c'mon. This saturday your gonna get your asses handed to you by Me ans Shane-O, so I figured I'd give the fans a lil' keep sake on the wrestling world's fastest BEATEN tag team. Trust me when I say that the ass whoopin' you've got in store is SO monumentis, The only thing people will remember Future Shock as is "Those to jack-holes who got made famous by The RockStarz". So do yerself a fave, Brent. Buy a shirt. It's gonna be a collectors item comemorating the most HALF ASSED attempt of a tag team since Roy Trigga and Austin Harris.
Alex lift up 1 of the shirts to Brent's view and tauntingly teases him with it.
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Post by starr on Jan 18, 2007 17:24:49 GMT -4
He turns quickly
No, Future Shock is a group, a group containing 6 people right now. We are like poison in this industry, we spread far and wide and eat away at the insides until it deteriorates and we are the only ones standing. We don't "lose" we suffer minor setbacks. You'll see on Saturday. I'm sure you'll have some sad ass excuse for why you lost to a mixed gender tag team.
Teams like you always do.
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