Post by pornstar on Sept 9, 2007 11:49:26 GMT -4
... That... wasn't... even... FAIR!!!
Well... from Diamond's standpoint maybe... Jason came down to the ring with one goal in mind. Knock, you, the, fuck, out. Mission? Accomplished. One Arielle-Assault to the solid mat on the floor and BAM! Lights out, ninja! Breathing heavily from planting so much boot in sphincter, backing up the ramp with his Nationwide Championship held high over head... a microphone is brought down to Jason from the ceiling on a cable. Could a serving of pwn be coming up?
"I've said it will happen... and guess what, you socially inept ass fingerers? Jason... fucking... Arielle... Mr. Nationwide, AKA King Large-Cock, AKA the Skin-Flick Phenom, AKA PornStar, AKA the new King of Controversy, AKA, hell, I'll even take this one... MR. SHOWTIME... am your current... reigning... APW... NATIONWIDE
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.....
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CHAMPION.
You can line them all up, and I'll knock them all out, I the PitFight Masta... You can come out, talk about how great that you are, winning championship after championship in VWEFCWXWAWCWTNB-Joo Suxxorz-a-fedicous... the bottom line is...
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It... Doesn't... Matter.
You're doing nothing but blowing smoke out yer ass, you're doing nothing but making yourself look like an assclown the instant I step across the ring from you... wearing pink, wearing red, thrusting your ass, kicking it, or knocking you out by dropping you on your head. Face Down, Ass Up or Arielle Assault... any means necessary. You're looking at the most unorthodox man to walk this planet, the man that looks at your win loss ratio and calls you a faggot, the man that looks at your title list and calls you a fucking jobber, and the man that tunes you out throughout your entire promo to just rip on you, tell you I'm better, and prove it. The Un-sung APW World Champion, the one who deserves it more than the rest... and guess what.
I... don't.... care...
I've made my impacts, I've made my enemies, I've drawn the line in the sand time and time again and stirred up the controversy necessary to make me enjoyable to all but those on the receiving end. I've made WarCraft ass roasting a household event, I've embarassed and chased away more than can be counted with my PWNT by Penetrator list... to the point where it became an accomplishment just to have your name taken off. Some of which, even did so without even earning it because they thought it'd make them cool... which, guess what? You're still a homo.
Game Over comes up... and this Nationwide belt? I'm takin' it out in a blaze of glory. You think you deserve a shot at this? Ask Mr. Diamond here what its like to be a lackluster superstar challenging that which is that much better than him. When he regains consciousness.
You want this? Next week... Full Throttle... in a match, or MATCHES, that will set the stage for Game Over. There will be Pin-fall Battle Royale, or Royales. Two if necessary, the combatants in each will be selected by me that shows the interest to take it. You want a shot, speak your mind, take a shot at getting one... I will set the field as I see fit. When we have two or more winners? We will eventually narrow the field to a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for Game Over. We'll end the year in a classic, bitches... this is the time to start lining up."
With that, Broken Sunday fires back up, exiting PornStar from the main stage, the camera focusing on the graphic on the titan tron... the Nationwide Title over the GAME OVER logo. Just who will end the season with PornStar's belt?
[/font]Well... from Diamond's standpoint maybe... Jason came down to the ring with one goal in mind. Knock, you, the, fuck, out. Mission? Accomplished. One Arielle-Assault to the solid mat on the floor and BAM! Lights out, ninja! Breathing heavily from planting so much boot in sphincter, backing up the ramp with his Nationwide Championship held high over head... a microphone is brought down to Jason from the ceiling on a cable. Could a serving of pwn be coming up?
"I've said it will happen... and guess what, you socially inept ass fingerers? Jason... fucking... Arielle... Mr. Nationwide, AKA King Large-Cock, AKA the Skin-Flick Phenom, AKA PornStar, AKA the new King of Controversy, AKA, hell, I'll even take this one... MR. SHOWTIME... am your current... reigning... APW... NATIONWIDE
.....
.....
.....
CHAMPION.
You can line them all up, and I'll knock them all out, I the PitFight Masta... You can come out, talk about how great that you are, winning championship after championship in VWEFCWXWAWCWTNB-Joo Suxxorz-a-fedicous... the bottom line is...
....
It... Doesn't... Matter.
You're doing nothing but blowing smoke out yer ass, you're doing nothing but making yourself look like an assclown the instant I step across the ring from you... wearing pink, wearing red, thrusting your ass, kicking it, or knocking you out by dropping you on your head. Face Down, Ass Up or Arielle Assault... any means necessary. You're looking at the most unorthodox man to walk this planet, the man that looks at your win loss ratio and calls you a faggot, the man that looks at your title list and calls you a fucking jobber, and the man that tunes you out throughout your entire promo to just rip on you, tell you I'm better, and prove it. The Un-sung APW World Champion, the one who deserves it more than the rest... and guess what.
I... don't.... care...
I've made my impacts, I've made my enemies, I've drawn the line in the sand time and time again and stirred up the controversy necessary to make me enjoyable to all but those on the receiving end. I've made WarCraft ass roasting a household event, I've embarassed and chased away more than can be counted with my PWNT by Penetrator list... to the point where it became an accomplishment just to have your name taken off. Some of which, even did so without even earning it because they thought it'd make them cool... which, guess what? You're still a homo.
Game Over comes up... and this Nationwide belt? I'm takin' it out in a blaze of glory. You think you deserve a shot at this? Ask Mr. Diamond here what its like to be a lackluster superstar challenging that which is that much better than him. When he regains consciousness.
You want this? Next week... Full Throttle... in a match, or MATCHES, that will set the stage for Game Over. There will be Pin-fall Battle Royale, or Royales. Two if necessary, the combatants in each will be selected by me that shows the interest to take it. You want a shot, speak your mind, take a shot at getting one... I will set the field as I see fit. When we have two or more winners? We will eventually narrow the field to a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for Game Over. We'll end the year in a classic, bitches... this is the time to start lining up."
With that, Broken Sunday fires back up, exiting PornStar from the main stage, the camera focusing on the graphic on the titan tron... the Nationwide Title over the GAME OVER logo. Just who will end the season with PornStar's belt?