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Post by mike on Dec 23, 2006 11:47:47 GMT -4
Mike was on the phone. Pacing up and down the hallway. He was talking to some other guy about Abomination.
" Yes, l know he is a bit out of control. But trust me l can control him. Ive seen worse people the him since I have been here. Like there is this guy named Buck. Well l think thats his name. Well he told me that he was a porn star in his life. I did not believe him. The he flashes his co*k out in the training room where every person can see it. Well the point I'm trying to prove is that Abomination is more controlled then that freak of nature. "
Someone begins to tap Mike's shoulder.
" Excuse me for a second. "
Mike covers the speaker with his hand
" Cant you see l am on the phone here. "
Mike turn around to find.....
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Post by pornstar on Dec 23, 2006 11:57:23 GMT -4
A man standing behind him wearing a Riot Mask in possession of a foot long Black Vibrator has tapped him on the shoulder.
Mike looks startled as the man in the mask, making Darth Vader breathing noises through the grates in the mask points the vibrator, buzzing madly at Mike Paterson as he tries to back away from the thing.
Finally, Buck can't contain the laughter from the shenanigans anymore, as he lifts the mask, laughing his ass off.
[glow=teal,2,300]"Bitch... if you coulda just seen the look on yer face... HAWHAW!!!!
But... I've come to realize... you just can't stop talking 'bout my boyz, can ya? Show'd you who's top dawg round here, didn't I?
Meh, but what do you care... yer just one of them dudes with a monster that thinks it'll make him a bad motherfucker like all them kids make in their video games anyways... he'll fail. Miserably. Guaranteed."[/glow]
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Post by mike on Dec 23, 2006 12:13:38 GMT -4
As Mike had his phone in one hand and the other one trying to defend himself from the vibrator. Mike takes a couple steps back from the masked stranger.
" Heh, l call you back. "
Mike puts his phone back into his jacket pocket.
" Forking hell. Get that forking thing away from me, l do swing that way if you catch my drift "
The mask man takes off his mask. Mike finds out it was Buck.
" Dammit l should of guess it was you with that forking vibrator. And now you interrupted one of my important phone calls. Great just forking great. Now what do you want...um...is it Buck? "
Mike waits for an answer
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Post by pornstar on Dec 23, 2006 12:29:02 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"I wanna know... since you's can't stop talkin' about it... howzabout a mushroom stamp autograph from my cock?"[/glow]
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Post by mike on Dec 23, 2006 19:02:20 GMT -4
Mike Jumps back away from Porn star after he heard what Porn star had to say.
" No way l don't want a forking autograph of your cock. You are really pissing me off. "
Through all that frustration Mike get an idea.
" Hmmmm you know what l got an idea. For your first match in this great establishment. You will be up against the best. And dammit l mean the best. And that is......my client Abomination. Are you up for the challenging? "
Mike waits for an answer
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Post by pornstar on Dec 23, 2006 20:13:48 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"First things first, Noobie Blueballz... in case you weren't paying attention the last time your head up ass self encountered me... Abomination ain't gonna be my first match. Dru Nedermeyer is. Signed, sealed, and, come Christmas Day? Delivered. You're little retard is gonna have to wait. God, and how can I expect him to be the best when his manager sounds more retarded then him? Did you say "For you first match...?" Good lord, this is Canada, not Harlem... these people speak Frenchie English, not broken ghetto English, so get it right. And, didn't you mean "Am I up for the Challenge?" Cuz, challenging means you're technically asking ME for a match... not thinking that I really want one against your client. Now... if I'm up for this, here, let me correct you... CHALLENGE... meh, wouldn't call it that... but why not? Just another one to end up..."[/glow] Buck looks at a camera man who had just entered the room. Apparently Mike's not one to draw a crowd, but Buck sure as hell is. He smirks, ready to deliver his readily awaited for catch phrase... Tilting his head back, he yells: [glow=teal,2,300]"FACE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................."[/GLOW] He lowers his head slowly, looking the camera dead on... [glow=teal,2,300]"ASS UP!"[/glow] He glances at Mike and blows him a kiss.  |
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Post by mike on Dec 24, 2006 4:09:11 GMT -4
Mike starts to frown.
" So what a made a mistake when l was speaking. Alot of people do that. But you are making a bigger mistake accepting my challenge. Now most people are going to remember you to having the shortest career in APW, then of your so called movies. Because when you get into the ring with my client, be sure to get the biggest a-s kicking of your life.....ife.....ife.....ife.
As Mike begins to mumble his words. As the lights begins you flicker on and off. Porn star gives and " What the fork is happening right now " as he looks up at the lights. The room goes pitch black. The room lights come back on as Abomination stands behind Porn star. Porn star could feel the heavy breathing down his neck from Abomination. Porn star starts to show fear on his face.
" Whats wrong Buck, running out of words? "
Mike waits for an another answer.
( LMAO l was in a rush when l was writing/typing that last post. )
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Post by pornstar on Dec 24, 2006 12:42:49 GMT -4
PornStar looks over at the camera man who shrugs, keeping it trained on Buck, who bursts out laughing. Fear on his face? My ass...
[glow=teal,2,300]"Yo bitch, it's gonna take a lot more than some cheap light parlour trick to get Buck all worried about somebody carryin' the name of a bad "Incredible Hulk" villian..."[/glow]
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Post by abomination on Dec 27, 2006 7:27:00 GMT -4
Abomination snatches the vibrator out of Porn star's hand. He grips it tightly with both in hands on each side. He lifts it high in the air.
SNAP!!!!
With full force. Abomination brings the vibrator down against his knee. The vibrator breaks into two bits. Abomination throws each bit of the vibrator to the ground, next to Porn star feet. Abomination looks face to face with Porn star. Staring into his eyes.
" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... "
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Post by pornstar on Dec 28, 2006 0:43:45 GMT -4
PornStar looks down at the broken pieces of the vibrator that he snatched out of his hands without permission..., the little fucker's still buzzing at his feet. Gives him a chuckle. He looks back at the drooling nimrod in front of him, who's trying his damnedest to scare Buck, but comes off worse than a badly drawn Saturday Morning Cartoon...
Buck removes his large aviator sunglasses, showing the complete lack of fear, and a complete amusement to these actions, wiping the sunglasses on his shirt.
[glow=teal,2,300]"Listen... Abomination, right? I'm sitting here, and I'm thinking that you've just about run out of cliches to seem like a bad ass now... I mean... you're big, you try to be scary... Who woulda thunk it to mess with the lights? Um... maybe just every big, bad monster since the Deadman Phenom came along... not much though... oh, and I'm being quite sarcastic if you're unable to squeeze that extreme hyperbole through your pea-sized brain at the moment... oh, and for your information, since you are quite dumb, hyperbole is an extreme exagerration... I don't have to further break it down for you, right?
Alright, now that I've talked circles around you, you listen and listen good, you complete waste of premature coital ejaculate... You're nothing. Will never be anything. Hell, we can hardly understand your wanna-be-stereotypical-preacher manager, sounding like a complete retard and such, unable to properly conjugate a single fucking word, or even use the right one for that matter, in handling matters with one that is quite surprisingly articulate such as myself. Now, I'm sure you think you're the monster that no child wants to pull the sheets away from the bottom of his bed to find you lurking, but seriously? I've seen bigger, nastier and scarier on the set of a "Heavy and Horny" filming... you're just a cake walk that is one more pwnin' off to noobieville, bitch."[/glow]
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Post by mike on Jan 2, 2007 13:20:35 GMT -4
" Whoa shut your trap there. Don't talk to my client like that. And do not talk about my self like that. Unlike you Buck, My client and myself belong here. You don't belong here, running around the place with a mask and a vibrator. It is so Juvenile. I admit, that l don't have great microphone skills. So what, it is understandable. I'm new to the business like my client. But l will improve. "
Mike opens his jacket open and takes out a Sallie. He begins to softly hit it in his hand.
" Now Buck. Get Ready to have the shortest career in the APW. "
Porn star starts to walk back wards. Mike walk closer. Porn star takes one more step from Mike but ends up running into Abomination.
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Post by abomination on Jan 2, 2007 13:28:01 GMT -4
As Porn star runs into Abomination. Abomination begins to growl. Porn star turn around and looks up at Abomination. A frown begins to grow behind Abomination's mask.
" You....small man......thinks he big........but he not. "
Abomination gets ready to grab him.
" Abomination....smash.....small man "
Mike begins to sneak up from behind
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Post by pornstar on Jan 2, 2007 13:54:54 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Small man think he big when he not? What the fuck are you smoking? Ask you're little queer douchebag that's trying to sneak up behind me... he was witness to just how massive I am... after all, not only did those steroids you've injected yourself with kill off all your braincells, numbnuts... but they've shrunk your package to just a FRACTION of their laughable former glory! Oh... and don't go there with the "enhancement" crack... I've heard it all the time, believe me... as most of your flamers are jealous over the sight of this one-eyed monster. Now, if Mike Paterson's done trying to play grab-ass with me... we can get this further underway... exactly how am I gonna end up laying the Penetrator on you, leaving you
FACE DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
ASS UP?
Street fight sounds nice..."[/glow]
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Post by abomination on Jan 3, 2007 22:09:18 GMT -4
Abomination looks down at Porn star.
" Me no numbnuts.........Me Abomination.......Me hit small man. "
Abomination begins to lift his arm back getting ready to swing at Porn star. He begins to swing, but Mike gets in the way between his client and Porn star. Mike begins to hit is one client with his Sallie. Abomination begins to back down.
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Post by mike on Jan 3, 2007 22:42:50 GMT -4
As Abomination begins to take a swing at Porn star, Mike begins to interfere. He get between Porn star and Abomination stopping the punch that Abomination was going to give to Porn star, by hitting his on client with the Sallie.
" Not now Abomination, it is not the time to beat the crap out of this man. But the time will come, very soon "
Mike tries to push Abomination back.
" You are lucky that l stopped him from knocking you out. But next time you will not be so lucky. Because next time l will lets him beat the crap out of you. "
Mike trying to stand his ground. Not letting Abomination passing him.
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Post by pornstar on Jan 3, 2007 22:57:52 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"That's only if your noobie bitch ass can get off probation... you wanna know exactly why I'm top shit 'round here? Why I'm an Action packed Superstar? Cuz I'm fuckin' good... not some wanna-be leading an 80's gimmick return monster...
Besides, he takes one crack at me, motherfucka's gonna be so embarrassed that he's gonna be BANNED from each and every one of them Lord of the Ring's conventions that are the only places you guys are considered REMOTELY cool."[/glow]
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Post by mike on Jan 3, 2007 23:14:51 GMT -4
" Lord of the Ring's Conventions? I do not care about a forking Lord of the Ring's conventions. For most of those people l feel sorry for them. Those people need a better life. Actually Buck, they kind of sound like you. But l will never in my life feel sorry for you. Now l must be on my way, you have wasted my time again Buck. "
Mike begins to push Abomination down the hall.
" Next time you will see my client and myself. Would be in the ring. And then you will be knocked out by my Client. "
Mike and Abomination disappear down the hall as they leave Porn star by himself.
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Post by pornstar on Jan 4, 2007 0:42:05 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]"Next time I see them will be in the fuckin' circus... bastards need some SERIOUS improvement to not get the pwn dropped from management... Fucker's lucky I give it out for free! ;D"[/glow] PornStar kicks aside the shattered vibrator, tossing the Riot mask aside as he walks out of the area, smirking at the new victim of the... FAMILIA REGIME ORDER, BITCH! [/b][/size][/color] Pwnt. |
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