Post by Dice Dillinger on Jun 3, 2007 19:18:11 GMT -4
+During the off week following the Blood Bath PPV as well as the Overdrive showcase, every television in the Tower instantly shows static on the screen. A few seconds pass by and when the image is restored, the sight of proof that this was gonna be a very interesting
day here in Toronto pops up on to the screen...+
+Then suddenly Pornstar's voice chimes into the broadcast announcing...+
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Alright bitches, coming straight from the heart of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Being broadcast from Sound stage 69, Home of "Who Wants 2 B A Pornstar" mind you, at the FamiliaTv Studios, is the smut talk show brave enough to have ass naked pictures of Richard Hugh as it's opening shot![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:Buck! Come on dude!
[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Aiight, aiight, from the wonderful people who brought you W.K.Y.A., FamTv and the soon to be SMASH hit "Who Wants 2 B A Pornstar" comes THE talk show sure to smack the shit out of ALL the other hosts on the talk show circuit. Including Dr. Phil's nosey ass and Oprah's water retaining lard carcass. My homeboy, the one and the only....[/glow]
+The image begins to slowly come into focus, the scene a sound stage, a full audience applauding endlessly while chanting out the name of the show's host and two people seated on the stage in adjacent chairs, when suddenly the view switches to the entrance area as the doors slide open revealing the host for the evenings showcase. The man, The Pimp, The Legend. Dice Dillinger, sporting his best pimp attire of course, complete with pimped out platform shoes, long mink coat draped over his body as he struts, the derby on his head with the player feather sticking from it swaying slightly as he strolls towards the audience area with a smirk on his face. Once there he raises his arms, facing the crowd as he continues to soak in the admiration being received from those present tonight...He speaks to his legions of fans as they continue to cheer on, the noise level almost unbearable...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yes! YES! Praise me in ALL of my pimpalicious nature bitches!!!! HA HA...Damn right...You damn right!!!![/glow]
+The "praising" goes on for what seems like forever, Dice strutting his stuff in front of the cameras. A pimp's gotta do pimp poses right? After the crowd begins to die down, the scene is invaded by three BAD ass bitches coming into the camera shot, as Dice kneels down on one knee, head lowered as his right hand barely touches the floor beneath him as three of his baddest street walkers remove the mink garment from his back, whisking it away as they were gone from sight just as soon as they had come it seems. The man rises to his feet once more, turning to face the camera as he speaks with the diamond encrusted microphone inches from his mouth...+
[glow=red,2,300]WELCOME! Welcome. Playas and playettes. Welcome to the show...That the FCC does NOT want you to see boys and girls. Welcome to the show that they would rather SHUT DOWN for good!...Before letting you watch it and realize the truth of the pimp game I'm about to lay down on you mothafuckas here today. The show that without a doubt!...Will change the face of the talk show circuit FOREVER. Dice...Mothafuckin' Springer baby, Dice mothafuckin' Springer. Now you sons of bitches are lucky today. Yeah cause it's our premiere show ya' see and we promise that it will NOT disappoint by any means baby. Dice promises that. NOW, if my crew of players in the back is ready we can get shit crackin' in this piece. Buck?[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Yeah I'm ready Dice. Just got my dick caught in my zipper again, go ahead.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Too much information player, but aiight. 7 what we working with back there homey?[/glow]
187: Ya' know ya' boys ready to do 'dis man. Let's get it!
[glow=red,2,300]Aiight, aiight. First up today people on the first ever ...Dice Springer show. We're going to be exploring into the world of hot lesbian relationships and...
[/glow]
+The dialog is interrupted partly by the sound of screaming men through the audience, and a few screaming women if you know what i mean...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yeah yeah calm down now players. Calm down. But we're gonna take a LONG...DEEP...REVEALING...EXPOSED!....[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Dude get on with it. You sound like you promoting one of my movies. You watch that Dez tape yet?
[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Shut up son. Gotta let the folks at home know what's happenin' man. Now today we got two young ladies here with us tonight. Both who are...What a surprise....Professional wrestlers!...[/glow]
+Oooohs and ahhhhs float through the crowd as Dice turns slightly facing them for a few seconds before turning back to the camera and continuing on...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yeah...Like there's a shortage of those mothafuckas huh?
Ha...But anyway. I'm sure you both have heard of these young ladies before and ahhh...Well...If you haven't then you must not be jacking off to the Rose matches like I do. Please give it up for our first guests tonight, Melissa Armstrong...And Rebecca Skye...Come on give it up...[/glow]
+The camera view switches to the stage where the two young women sat side by side, as the crowd gave their applause welcoming the ladies. Dice stands by nodding his head and when the crowd noise begins to fade away...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yes welcome Miss Armstrong and Miss Skye. Now first off, we'd like to get a little personal information on you two. Now how long have you two young, hot, firm and ready to be poked bitches been gettin' it on in the bed room after matches? What's up? What's the 411? Let the audience know a little about yourselves...
[/glow]
day here in Toronto pops up on to the screen...+
PRESENTS...
+Then suddenly Pornstar's voice chimes into the broadcast announcing...+
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Alright bitches, coming straight from the heart of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Being broadcast from Sound stage 69, Home of "Who Wants 2 B A Pornstar" mind you, at the FamiliaTv Studios, is the smut talk show brave enough to have ass naked pictures of Richard Hugh as it's opening shot![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Kasino:Buck! Come on dude!
[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Aiight, aiight, from the wonderful people who brought you W.K.Y.A., FamTv and the soon to be SMASH hit "Who Wants 2 B A Pornstar" comes THE talk show sure to smack the shit out of ALL the other hosts on the talk show circuit. Including Dr. Phil's nosey ass and Oprah's water retaining lard carcass. My homeboy, the one and the only....[/glow]
DICE SPRINGER!!!!!!!!!!
+The image begins to slowly come into focus, the scene a sound stage, a full audience applauding endlessly while chanting out the name of the show's host and two people seated on the stage in adjacent chairs, when suddenly the view switches to the entrance area as the doors slide open revealing the host for the evenings showcase. The man, The Pimp, The Legend. Dice Dillinger, sporting his best pimp attire of course, complete with pimped out platform shoes, long mink coat draped over his body as he struts, the derby on his head with the player feather sticking from it swaying slightly as he strolls towards the audience area with a smirk on his face. Once there he raises his arms, facing the crowd as he continues to soak in the admiration being received from those present tonight...He speaks to his legions of fans as they continue to cheer on, the noise level almost unbearable...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yes! YES! Praise me in ALL of my pimpalicious nature bitches!!!! HA HA...Damn right...You damn right!!!![/glow]
+The "praising" goes on for what seems like forever, Dice strutting his stuff in front of the cameras. A pimp's gotta do pimp poses right? After the crowd begins to die down, the scene is invaded by three BAD ass bitches coming into the camera shot, as Dice kneels down on one knee, head lowered as his right hand barely touches the floor beneath him as three of his baddest street walkers remove the mink garment from his back, whisking it away as they were gone from sight just as soon as they had come it seems. The man rises to his feet once more, turning to face the camera as he speaks with the diamond encrusted microphone inches from his mouth...+
[glow=red,2,300]WELCOME! Welcome. Playas and playettes. Welcome to the show...That the FCC does NOT want you to see boys and girls. Welcome to the show that they would rather SHUT DOWN for good!...Before letting you watch it and realize the truth of the pimp game I'm about to lay down on you mothafuckas here today. The show that without a doubt!...Will change the face of the talk show circuit FOREVER. Dice...Mothafuckin' Springer baby, Dice mothafuckin' Springer. Now you sons of bitches are lucky today. Yeah cause it's our premiere show ya' see and we promise that it will NOT disappoint by any means baby. Dice promises that. NOW, if my crew of players in the back is ready we can get shit crackin' in this piece. Buck?[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Yeah I'm ready Dice. Just got my dick caught in my zipper again, go ahead.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Too much information player, but aiight. 7 what we working with back there homey?[/glow]
187: Ya' know ya' boys ready to do 'dis man. Let's get it!
[glow=red,2,300]Aiight, aiight. First up today people on the first ever ...Dice Springer show. We're going to be exploring into the world of hot lesbian relationships and...
[/glow]
+The dialog is interrupted partly by the sound of screaming men through the audience, and a few screaming women if you know what i mean...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yeah yeah calm down now players. Calm down. But we're gonna take a LONG...DEEP...REVEALING...EXPOSED!....[/glow]
[glow=beige,2,300]Buck: Dude get on with it. You sound like you promoting one of my movies. You watch that Dez tape yet?
[/glow][glow=red,2,300]Shut up son. Gotta let the folks at home know what's happenin' man. Now today we got two young ladies here with us tonight. Both who are...What a surprise....Professional wrestlers!...[/glow]
+Oooohs and ahhhhs float through the crowd as Dice turns slightly facing them for a few seconds before turning back to the camera and continuing on...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yeah...Like there's a shortage of those mothafuckas huh?
Ha...But anyway. I'm sure you both have heard of these young ladies before and ahhh...Well...If you haven't then you must not be jacking off to the Rose matches like I do. Please give it up for our first guests tonight, Melissa Armstrong...And Rebecca Skye...Come on give it up...[/glow]+The camera view switches to the stage where the two young women sat side by side, as the crowd gave their applause welcoming the ladies. Dice stands by nodding his head and when the crowd noise begins to fade away...+
[glow=red,2,300]Yes welcome Miss Armstrong and Miss Skye. Now first off, we'd like to get a little personal information on you two. Now how long have you two young, hot, firm and ready to be poked bitches been gettin' it on in the bed room after matches? What's up? What's the 411? Let the audience know a little about yourselves...
[/glow]
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. She spoke lowly for the last time..-:.