Post by hitzane on Jan 26, 2007 0:22:11 GMT -4
The sounds of Unstable by Adema slowly waft around the arena, sinking into the ears of the fans and raising their heart rates a few beats faster. The song kicks into full gear as Jared walks out through the curtain to a mild reaction, not many people in the crowd know or give a damn, who he is. Nonetheless our anti-hero continues his strides atop the stage. He stops in front of the ramp and soaks in the feeling, its supposed to be electric so he's a little disappointed at his results. He ignores the outstretched hands of the scarce few who are simply gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. He slides under the ring as a mike is simultaneously slid to him. He grabs it while he reaches a vertical base and he walks around a bit before solidly planting his feet.[/i][/center]
Hey APW! HOW DO YOU FEEL!
The crowd explodes with cheers and chants that all together just sounds like one really loud f**king noise. Jared cringes slightly before contorting his face and walking to the ropes, pushing one down with his free hand so he can lean over them better.[/i][/center]
The crowd seems to halt in their tracks and double back, beginning to boo Jared. He lets it roll off him like its nothing, which in his mind it simply is.[/i][/center]
My god you people are pathetic, hopefully you've all noticed that. You either have or your wives have thats for sure.
One particular fan, a fat guy with thinning hair and a sweaty muscle shirt pipes up and tries to heckle Jared from his seat.[/i][/center]
Ya well your an asshole!
And you have gonorrhea. Kay. Thanks. Bye. Now back to business before lard ass over there interrupted me, I was out here for a reason. My god where are my manners though? They seem to have gone missing like most of your dignity my fat sweaty friend.
While finishing this sentence Jared can't help but to point at the plump fellow who had a PMS outburst earlier.[/i][/center]
My name though is, Jared Hitzane. Native of Manchester but moved into the US of A at an age that is none of your business. But you can call me Susie. I have red hair, green eyes and love long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners.
They hate him but they have trouble suppressing their laughter at Jared's remark.[/i][/center]
No...its not funny...so shut up. As I said before though back to this thing known as business. I've come out here tonight, to not only waste my time on all of you, but to also put out an open challenge to anyone in the back. Yes cliche indeed but cut me some slack. Its my first time...as it was for Chubby McManTits' daughter last night. So please...someone...anyone, just get off your ass and spout a few words at me...I beg of you.