Speaking His Mind(Hitzane)

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Taken from the blog of Ranmaru Ankokuji Hashiba at APW.com

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Hello one and all.

My wife, Miku, has recently shown me how to work one of these damned computers, and, well, the first order of business is getting my "blog" up and running on APW's main site, which I'm doing right now actually, as you can tell.

Being signed to a new promotion after three years of inactivity is a nice thing, but not having a match since being signed is not a good thing. I'm not going to blame the Angels, or that other guy, his name escapes me at the moment. I'm just going to simply blame myself, for not making an impact on the rest of the roster yet.

Speaking of roster, earlier today I was going over the profiles of each and every one of them, you know, to get to know them a bit better, should I try and make conversation with them. Now one, I've already met, Miss De'Icco, quite a nice lady. But she's not who I'm going to be talking about... One that stood out to me was this Jared Hitzane fellow. Pardon my french for a moment, but... What the fuck? This guy is a total basket case. And the Angels actually gave him a contract to wrestle here? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell this guy is off his rocker, all it takes is one look at him. Now, I'm not one to really judge a person right off the bat, but... I don't know, something about this guy's back story doesn't quite click right with me. No real criminal history from what I can find. Quite an enigma this Jared fellow.

What am I trying to get at by typing this? Nothing really, just speaking my mind in all honesty. But, I think the Angels really need to do thorough background checks on their superstars before allowing them into the business. Jared, if you're reading this, I want you to know that I am onto you, and I'll delve into your past if need be to extract you from this company before you can cause any harm. And, you know something? I beg you to try and stop me from doing so.

Well, I guess this is enough for a first blog, I don't know.... So, in closing, I look to have a good time in this company and hope that too many people wont restrict me from doing so.

Sincerely,
Ranmaru Ankokuji Hashiba

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Jared Hitzane's Response Blog Found On APW.com

Well let us get right to it shall we.

Most of you have probably already heard of, if not read yourself, Ranmaru's blog thing about me of all people. Claims of me being a maniac, a basket case, a crazy person...you get the point. Now those loyal to me as fans I first off commend you for your comments about that blog in my defense, but I believe its high time that I set up my own line of defense against the true raving lunatic.

What Mr. Hashiba fails to notice is that all of his comments are on their own, quite of the mark. Now I myself tend to do my speaking in the ring, its just unfortunate that his language skills haven't developed to the point where he can properly use a microphone. "Yesh uh...herro my name is Ranmaru Hashiba and I wourd rike to say dat even though Kim Jong Ir has nucrear weapons...he's stirr my best friend".

Now my racism may offend some readers and if so then just don't read what I gotta say. You don't like it...bite me. Wait no...I'd find pleasure in that. You don't like it...walk away. Yeah that'd annoy me more. If he wants to get his image improved, maybe he should tell the people backstage to stop tying his damn boots to tight, his got freaking nine irons for eyes! Someone get him some golf balls and he can hit the greens. Alas though I must hit a more serious note at this time I suppose.

There was one section within his attempt at the English language that grasped my attention, the mention of me being...an enigma. My qualities as a human being may portray that character and I thank him for his delightful comments.

But while the translator sits next to you, reading this words in your "hong kong fuey" gibberish bullshit, please try and understand this section more then any of the others. Next time you want to try and make my step falter, next time you want to make me lose sight of something...don't do it behind a glass screen with pretty little text blurbs. Do it where your paid to do it. Not the sweatshops like the rest of your family, in the ring. I look forward to hearing back from you..

Yours Unfaithfully,
Jared Hitzane

[ranmaru]

Taken from the blog of Ranmaru Ankokuji Hashiba at APW.com

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Well, it seems Mr. Hitzane did indeed read what I had posted, and, of course, he responded, which is exactly what I wanted him to do in all honesty. As you all may have seen, he retorted with racial slurs, while partially subliminal, could be picked up by the dumbest of people. You see, that is the kind of response I would expect from someone of his demeanor. Spout out all the racial slurs you wish to, Mr. Hitzane, they wont effect me like they may effect others.

You wish for me to say what I have to say in the ring, Hitzane? Well, that sounds like a challenge to me. If you are serious about your claim, how about you meet me at the Murda By Numberz Pay Per View of APW, I'm sure one us can work it out with the Angels to squeeze us in on the card, I need to let out some aggression, and you, my pitiful little friend, seem to be the perfect target for that aggression at the moment. That is of course, if you're up for it.

This response isn't going to be too terribly long, unlike my last one. Jared, you want me to put up or shut up, correct? Well, I'm here to put up, and like the saying goes, I'm going to beat you like the red-headed step child that you are. See you in the ring, Hitzane.

Sincerely,
Ranmaru Ankokuji Hashiba

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