Joe Bruiser
Status Unknown
First Ever APW Triple Crown Champion APW World Champion
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 423
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Post by Joe Bruiser on May 21, 2007 13:26:49 GMT -4
Eye of the Tiger hits over the arena and Joe Bruiser comes sexual walking out onto the stage to the roaring crowd all chanting FRO FRO FRO. Joe is holding a clipboard in his left hand. Joe laughs and begins making his way down the ramp and into the ring. Once in the ring Joe gets a Mic from an arena worker and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Thank you thank you so much for the applause. Well as you all know Blood Bath is here and its time to see who will be fighting who at our next PPV.[/glow]
You hear a WOOOOOOOO from the stands. Joe smiles and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Boy you guys must be just as excited as I am about this PPV.[/glow]
The fans cheer.
[glow=blue,2,300]Thats what I like to hear but something happened last week that I don't like to hear. I saw a promo from a certain individual last week, that certain individual has a reputation for being CONTROVERSIAL. As you fans know I just can't stand people like that. I mean 187 was bad enough with his murders, robberies, and running from the long arm of the law as long as he has. Luckily this man hasn't done any of that or at least it doesn't say here on his personal record.[/glow]
Joe looks down and flips to a certain page on his clipboard.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ahhh here it is, this man was kicked out of a certain Atlanta Georgia based fed quite a few times actually. Why they let him back in? Well I guess there just retards. [/glow]
Joe shakes his head.
[glow=blue,2,300]Uhmmmm this man is a very dangerous individual to have here in the APW. It makes me wonder why in the hell do the Angels hire such criminal and bad people here? These guys could be taking the money and running for all we know. Haha, its funny how this guy CLAIMS he is the king of controversy. SO FUNNY in the fact that I don't think you could cause near as much controversy as me and 187 did during our 3 month feud. This guy is a FAKE, a LIAR, and god knows what else he has done in his criminal style career. [/glow]
Joe smiles and he looks around the arena.
[glow=blue,2,300]Haha ok ok, I am talking about a guy named GENESIS.[/glow]
The fans give a mixed reaction cheers, boos, and no reaction.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ahhhh so some of you already know the truth, well then you already know the things that I have printed off on these papers here. [/glow]
Joe turns to the stage.
[glow=blue,2,300]GENESIS? Come on out here and confess to these great fans here................[/glow]
The fans cheer.
[glow=blue,2,300]About your criminal and troubled past.[/glow]
Joe lowers the Mic and leans against the far left turnbuckle as he waits for Genesis to respond.
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Post by Brandon on May 21, 2007 14:42:41 GMT -4
Just as Joe Bruiser finishes his rant on Genesis. The opening chords of "Master of Puppets" by Metallica begins to sound off through the arena. Bruiser drops the papers as he suddenly turns around with a look of shock in his eyes as he looks back towards the stage.
The lights in the arena begin to flicker violently as Genesis steps out from behind the curtains. The fans stand up out of there seats and start cheering loudly. As Genesis stands there at the top of the stage with his head bowed down for a brief moment. We see that he has his trademark Barb-Wire Baseball Bat in one hand and he has some brown bag in his other hand. He then looks up and makes eye contact with Bruiser. Giving Bruiser a look of distain and disgust. Genesis gives Bruiser that every so cocky, arrogant smirk we all know and then proceeds to make his way down the rampway.
Genesis stops at the bottom of the rampway and points the bat up at Bruiser. As he does he yells "Your a DEAD MAN !". Then he lowers the bat and walks up the ring steps, then enters the ring with Joe Bruiser.
He lays the baseball bat down in the corner then walks over to Bruiser. Both men are now standing eye-to-eye, face-to-face with each other. The fans in the arena start chanting the lyrics of his theme song:
Crowd: "Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master"
As the fan continue doing this. Genesis motions for them quite down as the music now begins to fade off in the background. The lights now return to normal. A nearby camera man tosses a microphone in to Genesis. Gen. then raises the microphone up to his lips and begins to speak:
Genesis - I've gotta say one thing ladies & gentleman. I've seen alot of crazy shizit in my day. But this takes the cake. I have never....EVER in my entire life have seen a red-headed chiapet with boxing gloves on ever ! This is quite a first folks.
The crowd begins laughing there asses off at Bruiser. Which is quite a change considering Bruiser is well beloved fan favorite.
Genesis - Whats the matter Afro Thunder ? Are you mad, are you angry ! I hope you are. Cause as you know. The crowd was once behind you. Now, they are all AGAINST YOU ! What a strange little twist this is. The crowd seems to love the bad boy over the good boy. Wanna know why that is ? Simple. There's not enough room for heroes anymore in this business, only bad asses. And your lookin' at the #1 bad ass in the wrestling industry today !
Crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos. As it now seems that despite the rip Genesis made on Bruiser. Some fans still are standing behind Joe. The crowd appears to be about 50/50 at the moment.
Genesis - So Afro Thunder, you wanna go run your mouth about me. Talk all the garbage you want about me. And try your best to destroy something that is simply indestructible !
What you seem to forget little man is that despite the so called "bad past" of the King of Controversy. I always.....ALWAYS rise up above the occasion. You see, everyone who has ever crossed my path. Everyone who has ever got in my crosshairs. Got shot right between the eyes. Those same people who were gunned down by Genesis were the same people like yourself who claimed that I was either troubled or couldn't get the job done.
Well here's a fact for ya Afro Thunder. I am a former World Heavyweight Champion. How many of those have you won ? None ! Sure Bruiser, you've won other titles here at APW and in the past. But truth be known. You've never won the big one.
You see, thats my goal here at Action Packed Wrestling. Is to become once again a World Heavyweight Champion ! And you, being one of the patriarch's here are standing in my way. Now what would a guy like me in my position do to a person like you ? Well, here's a good answer. The answer is get in that person's face, talk a little trash, ring the bell, put your foot up the guy's ass, pin him 1,2,3, ring the bell, and raise the hand of Genesis. That sounds like one helluva answer don't you think ?
Genesis looks down at the brown bag in his hand.
Genesis - Oh !!!! I almost forgot about this. I just happen to be passing through this local convenient store on my way to the arena. And you know what I found interesting that I didn't know about Bruiser ? That you had your own energy drink out...
Genesis pulls Joe's energy drink out of the bag and just tosses the bag out to the crowd. Gen. holds up the drink and proceeds to read the label:
Genesis - So your drink is called "BWWUUZZAA !" Hmmm ! Interesting name to say the least. But I suppose I've heard worst during my time.
Is this drink as good as you say ? Does it really give you energy ? Does it really quench your thurst !
Joe Bruiser nods his head in approval.
Genesis - Well then, I guess there is really one way to find out of this drink is any good.
Genesis twists the cap off the bottle and holds the drink up towards Bruiser.
Genesis - Ahh, bottoms up !
Genesis takes one big drink of Bruiser's energy drink. Then gets this sour look on his face. Gen. then quickly spews the drink out of his mouth. The drink itself goes all over Bruiser's body. On his hair, face, attire, everything ! Then the King says:
Genesis - Blaaaah ! What the hells is this shit ! This crap is the absolute worse drink I've ever tasted. Hell ! this tastes like moose piss !!!
Genesis steps back away from Bruiser. Seeing Joe looking rather angry as he wipes the drink off his face. Genesis then laughs and says:
Genesis - Sorry bout that dude. But you know, you did need a shower. Your smellin' pretty rank from over here.
Genesis twists the cap off the bottle, steps towards Bruiser, and pours the drink over his head. And keeps pouring until its empty.
Genesis - Well, at least we solved one problem now. Your drink is actually useful for something now. And besides Afro Thunder. That "plant" on the top of your head needed fertilizing anyway.
Gen. says with a smile on his face as he lowers his microphone. Giving Bruiser a chance now to speak:
TBC - Bruiser
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Joe Bruiser
Status Unknown
First Ever APW Triple Crown Champion APW World Champion
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 423
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Post by Joe Bruiser on May 21, 2007 15:24:06 GMT -4
Joe removes his sunglasses and stares right at Genesis as Joe uses his right hand to wipe off as much of the spit that Genesis spit on him.
[glow=blue,2,300]My drink doesn't suck, you do.[/glow]
The fans are shocked.
[glow=blue,2,300]First off, my drink is an energy drink and if you had ANYTHING else in that head of yours besides crimes then you will no that energy drinks aren't suppose to taste good. Dumbass. But BWWUUZZAA is the best tasting of all the energy drinks out there weather you believe it or not. Second, My FRO is the next big thing APW memorabilia as well as the next fad. For example take a look at all the fake FROS heads you see out there ion the audience. That would be my WIG that I have come out with and its by far one of the best selling items back there. Not only that, but if you look CLOSELY you can see that there are a few people out there that have REAL FROS, just like mine. So yeah the wrestling world needs MORE HERO'S, not ZEROS. [/glow]
Joe looks around the arena as well Genesis until they both make eye contact again.
[glow=blue,2,300]AFRO THUNDER? Is that the best you could come up with? Man I never thought id miss ONE THING about 187, but I do now. I miss his name calling as they actually were funny and made sense. Afro Thunder, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.[/glow]
Genesis smiles and looks around.
[glow=blue,2,300]But you do surprise me about one thing Genesis. You are well known despite all of your screw ups, I mean the fans started singing your theme song at one point.[/glow]
Crowd: "Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master"
[glow=blue,2,300]Just like that. What a following you have there, but nothing compared to the following that I have. All my FRO HEADS that are Afrotastic out there.[/glow]
The fans cheer as Joe said that.
[glow=blue,2,300]Haha come on do your research pal I have won lots of boxing titles as well as lots of wrestling titles in my career. Yes Indy feds do count moron as well as Boxing. Lets see I have one 1......2.......3....4.......5..6..7.... damn I would take way to long to count how many titles in Wrestling and Boxing together that I have won. [/glow]
Genesis just stands there.
[glow=blue,2,300]WHAT? Your speechless? Hell id be to if I was wrong about something that The Marvelous has done in his life.[/glow]
A mixed reaction of boos and cheers for Joe after that.
[glow=blue,2,300]Genesis, my goal is the same as yours my friend. To become the APW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, you don't have to tell me that. You want a match at Blood Bath? You want the chance to shove your foot up my ass? YOU GOT IT. BUT, it will be a Tables, Ladders, N' Blood ![/glow]
The fans cheer very loudly as Joe lowers the Mic for a bit and smiles and shakes his head.
[glow=blue,2,300]They seem to like it, do you Genesis?[/glow]
Joe lowers the Mic again and smiles as he waits for Genesis to respond.
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Post by Brandon on May 23, 2007 9:22:02 GMT -4
Genesis raises the microphone up to his lips and says:
Genesis - So lemme get this straight. You say your drink tastes better then all the rest, AFTER saying all energy drinks taste bad. So which means, even you yourself believe that your own product......SUCKS !
Crowd starts to laugh hysterically. Genesis can't even help but grin even a little bit. Being the crowd puppet master that he is. He motions for the crowd to settle down and he continues speaking:
Genesis - And with that said. I wonder who the real dummy is now ? But no matter. Bruiser, your just a parasite in my eyes. Your nothing but a little cockroach that needs be squashed. I don't give a rats ass about your little drinks or god forbid your ridiculous hair. Thats the least of my worries. And another thing, and I wanna ask you fans this question. How in the hell did I get myself into this mess with this ZERO !?
The crowd just gasps as they really have no reaction to the comment at all.
Genesis - Whether your a hero, zero, or just straight up loser. It doesn't matter to me. I don't give a flying fuck how many boxing titles you've won. Wanna know why ? This is wrestling, not boxing. Wanna go brag about your boxing career ? Look up Don King and talk with him about it. Cause in this ring that we stand in. No matter what company I'm in. When anyone steps into my yard. They get eaten' up and buried like a dog bone. In this ring Mr. Bruiser. I am a WRESTLING GOD !
I've beaten some of the greatest wrestlers of all time and have made a big name for myself in doing so. And right here at Action Packed Wrestling will be no different. I will go through everyone that I have to in order to become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion ! I don't care who you are. You stand in front of my crosshairs. Prepared to get shot down. Cause I'm not afraid to shoot anyone right between the eyes ! And for you Bruiser. With that big ass fro of yours. You will be quite an easy target.
Tables, Ladders, N' Blood Match ? Nice idea...I like that. So if its a Tables, Ladders, N' Blood Match you want ? Then thats exactly what you will get. Just like I proved in my debut last week. I can take out anybody in this ring. No matter who it is. Your no different from the rest of em' Joe Bruiser.
You might be a hero to some people here. And thats all fine and dandy with me. But the fact is. When it comes down to just getting the job done. Just like you attempting to become a World Champion. You come up just a bit SHORT !
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Joe Bruiser
Status Unknown
First Ever APW Triple Crown Champion APW World Champion
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 423
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Post by Joe Bruiser on May 23, 2007 15:03:53 GMT -4
Joe begins to smile.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hold that thought.[/glow]
Joe's cell phone is ringing in his coat pocket.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hello? Yeah...................Uh huh..............Already?................Well Hell Ill take it right now...................Ok Thanks bye bye.[/glow]
Joe closes his phone and puts it back into his coat pocket.
[glow=blue,2,300]That was the village calling, they said there idiot is missing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you Genesis?[/glow]
The crowd laughs along with Joe as they all know what he meant by it.
[glow=blue,2,300]Actually that was my agent calling and he said my most RECENT product is here.[/glow]
Genesis and the fans are all silent wondering what Joe is talking about.
[glow=blue,2,300]BRING HER ON OUT.[/glow]
Then all of the sudden you see a BIG ASS Cement truck...............

With the painted on colors of Joe's BWWUUZZAA Energy drink it is coming down he ramp in reverse with an unknown driver.
[glow=blue,2,300]Thats good right there.[/glow]
Joe gets out of the ring on the other side of the ring and walks over and hops on the back of the Cement Truck.
[glow=blue,2,300]Do you know what this is Genesis?[/glow]
Genesis nods his head.
[glow=blue,2,300]Good, but you have never seen one like this before right?[/glow]
Before Genesis can even Nod Joe interrupts.
[glow=blue,2,300]Of course not cause this is a SPECIAL ONE that I had made JUST for me. However, it wasn't going to be used for this particular thing but who cares right?[/glow]
The crowd cheers.
[glow=blue,2,300]Now, you will notice that on the back here..............[/glow]
Joe grabs a hose.
[glow=blue,2,300]You see a hose. As most of you know hoses don't come on Cement Trucks at least as far as I know.[/glow]
The crowd and Joe both laugh.
[glow=blue,2,300]This was going to be used for the next BWWUUZZAA Commercial, but since it is here I say we give it....................a test?[/glow]
The crowd cheers as loud as they have all night during this promo as Joe shakes his head with that smile of his on his face as he then looks at Genesis who I'm sure has an idea of what MIGHT happen next.
[glow=blue,2,300]YOU WANT TO SEE IT?[/glow]
More cheers from the crowd as Joe speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]TONY?...................[/glow]
Joe does a Steve Austin style line by raising his head back wards and looking up at the ceiling and saying.
[glow=blue,2,300]TURN ON THE HOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.[/glow]
Joe drops the Mic and grabs the hose and begins to spray the unexpected Genesis who had a OH MY GOD look on his face. Joe sprays Genesis in the ring with an unknown Red colored liquid. genesis has fallen down and can't get up as Joe continues to spray him as he motions to Tony to stop. Joe hops back down and grabs his Mic and hops back up with the Mic in his left hand and the hose in his right.
[glow=blue,2,300]Poor poor Genesis, silenced by THE BWWUUZZAA.[/glow]
The fans begin to cheer and laugh at the same time.
[glow=blue,2,300]I meant that literly.................That red liquid for you non Joe Bruiser fans just happens to be my BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK.[/glow]
Joe begins to laugh his ass off as Genesis is spitting drink everywhere as he gets up.
[glow=blue,2,300]HUHHHHHHH? Thats right you said my drink sucked? Well in that case why don't ya HAVE SOME MORE.[/glow]
Joe drops the Mic and gives the signal to Tony as he begins to spray Genesis with yet even more BWWUUZZAA. Joe looks like Vegas when he had his first sex while he stands there spraying Genesis. After about a minute and a half Joe signals to Tony to turn it off again as he hops down and grabs the Mic.
*Sniff sniff*
[glow=blue,2,300]That smells like BWWUUZZA BABY.[/glow]
The crowd laughs as Joe gets back into the ring and stands there staring at the VERY VERY WET genesis who is still spitting the drink and trying to get up on the slippery canvas.
[glow=blue,2,300]My drink sucks huh? DOES ITS STILL SUCK BAD BOY? Ill see you at BLOOD BATH.[/glow]
Joe drops the Mic and gets out of the ring and hops onto the back of the Cement Truck as he signals to Tony to drive away. Joe is standing on the top of the truck with his arms raised as he tosses his jacket into the crowd. The cameras are flashing, the fans are screaming, and Joe has covered Genesis in his Energy Drink. You could of never predicted how this would of turned out haha. Joe jumps down from the top and is now hanging off the rear with his right hand as it the truck is at the stage and Genesis says his last words................
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Post by Brandon on May 23, 2007 15:53:55 GMT -4
Genesis, surprisingly isn't pissed about the "BWWUUZZAA" bath he just recieved. Instead he gets up off the ringmat and wipes the drink out of his face and smiles. He then walks over to the ring announcer, who is standing outside and gets another microphone. Since the one in the ring is no longer working. With a microphone now in hand. Genesis looks straight ahead at Bruiser. Who is laughing his off at Genesis' expense. Gen. then says to Bruiser:
Genesis - So Bruiser, is this how your career is going to be from here on out ? One huge joke to you !? Well, that could be why you never were a World Champion and I WAS ! But you know, I can take a joke. I'll admit, you got me good with that. Bravo !!!
Genesis starts being a little sarcastic and starts clapping for Bruiser. Then afterwards, his face turns into a dead serious "I can't wait to kill you" look as he starts to speak again:
Genesis - But you see Bruiser. No matter how hard the other person tries to put one over on me. I always have a way of getting them back even better ! And with that thought in mind Mr. Afroman. Here's my "joke" to you...
Genesis reaches into his pocket and pulls out a detonator of some sort and holds it up in the air towards Bruiser. Gen. pushes the button on the detonator. When this happens, "Blood" starts to fall from the ceiling all over Bruiser and the "BWWUUZZAA" truck. This continues to happen for a good 10 seconds until Bruiser is completely drenched from head to toe. Genesis starts laughing his head off at Bruiser for a few moments. Then once he finally settles down. He says this:
Genesis - Now that may not have been the most original but it still gets the job done. Bruiser, what I want for you to do right now is hop down off that damn truck. Go to the back, get yourself cleaned up, and get ready for that to happen all over again in our match. Cause unlike right now. The blood that will be on your hands at the end of our matchup: WILL BE FOR REALLLL !!!
Genesis drops the microphone and both men continue to eye one another as the camera's fade away for another promo.
END SCENE
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