Open Challenge from a....clown?(O2A)

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The crowd is patiently waiting to see what is going to happen next in the wacky and wild world of APW. Suddenly, some unfamiliar music is blasted over the PA system as Halls of Illusion play. The smoke rises and crawling out comes Cinder. His face painted up with a time clock and a wierd looking stick. He rises to his feet and holds out the clock. He smashes the clock over his head and an explosion of pyro goes off. Cinder begins to walk down the ramp, but is walking oddly. His body gyrates an incredible amount, then stops. This continues until he makes it to the ring. He climbs into the ring and gyrates over to the side for a mike.

Hehehehehehheheh. Yes APW, I'm baaaaaack. Heh, a changed..man, you could say. Because you see, heheh, after Cynthia left me, the dumb bitch, heheh, I had to...rethink my options. And, heheh, before wasn't working. So, heheh, I've given myself, heheh, a new look. And a new, heheh, attitude.

Heh, I also noticed that Red, White and, heheheheheh, bruised is just around the corner. And, heheheh, what better way to show my new self off than in a match there.

So, heheheheheheh, I am putting out an open challenge to, heheheh, anyone in the back that thinks that.....

Cinder's attitude takes a sudden change.

They can take on this motherfucker. I am so fucking sick and tired of being shit on like I am nothing. All you fans? FUCK YOU! You don't do shit for me. All you've done is just caused a distraction for me. No fucking more. So, heheheheh, to all you pussies in the back, one of you better fucking answer this challenge. And if ya'll don't, I'm going back their and snapping necks until I get my challenged answered.

So, whose gonna be my first bitch, hehehehehehehehe.

["Ironman" Michael Taylor]

Cinder....Cinder....

Taylor walks out on stage, mic already in hand as he continues on.

.....Cinder.

A big smirk on Taylor's face.

Long time, no see. Looks like all you've managed to do since I kicked your ass is, well, "clown" around. I'm willing to help you fix that little attitude problem of yours at Red, White, and Bruised this weekend. So, your challenge? I ACCEPT!

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Cinder turns his attention to the obnoxious Nolanrox. He looks at Nol and bursts out in laughter. He drops to the mat and rolls around in hysterics. After 5 minutes of this, Cinder gets back up, picking up the mike and takes a serious look again.

Rule #1 jackass, looks can be deceiving. Yea, I have a shitty singles record. I'm aiming to change that. But you? You're nowhere near my league now. I've gone back and picked up some major skillzz, heheheheheheheheheh, so you can go to your little match with lindsay. I know that the management dispises match jumping. So, in other words, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP! heheheheheheheh.

Cinder turns his attention towards Taylor.

Taylor, you have quite the track record on you. Scored some pretty big wins. And kept a level head through it all. Managed to piss off Hugh. But, you, heheheheheheh, think that I have an attitude problem. WONG BUCKO! Yea, I'll admit, trying to find my niche in singles action wasn't the easiest transition. BUUUUUUT, heheheheheheh, I've honed my skills. Picked up a few new moves, and most importantly, gained a viciousness of which no one has ever seen in me. You want to take me on 1 on 1? you want to accept my challenge, YOU'RE ON!

Mr. Michael Taylor vs Mr. Cinder Xavier. Clash of two beasts. It will be a battle of two of the most vicious animals to ever step foot, heheheheh, in the ring. Just don't underestimate me, because if you do, I will rip you in half.

["Ironman" Michael Taylor]

Sounds riveting. But, don't over hype yourself. I would hate to make you look like more of a fool than you already are. You can do your little clown thing all you want. Your still the same loser I defeated before. Come Red, White, and Bruised, you'll find out yet again what it's like to be TAYLOR MADE!

Taylor lowers the mic as the chorus to Hey Man, Nice Shot picks up on the speaker system. A staredown is shared between the two men. If the match they had before is any indication of this one, it's going to be a war. Taylor breaks the staredown as he turns towards the back, making his exit as he leaves Cinder alone in the ring.