NATIONal Exit (Diamond, Bruiser)

[pornstar]

"Broken Sunday" one of the final times it will bless the ears of Action Packed Wrestling, quietly starts before exploding into the noise to the delight of the thousands of screaming fans. The man appears on the stage, thrusting his Nationwide Championship high in the air... Of course the Lvl 75 PWNT signs, the I'm PornStar's Illegitimate Child signs, and the I Want My Dad Back! signs all point in his direction... somehow the controversial shit talker is always the fan favorite, no matter how many of his colleagues hate and badmouth him. It's fuckin' poetry...

"One year later..."

He can't even start... the "YOU'RE MY DADDY!" chants start up...

"What the fuck... did someone do a Illegitimate Child storyline? SOMEONE STOLE MY GIMMICK!!!"

A roar from the crowd... laughter heard about...

"Seriously though, guys... it's been good to be around, to raise all kinds of hell for each and every one of you... from chasing out numerous bitches from the PWNT by Penetrator list... To seeing who can't handle brutal honesty... to, fuck... Holding Gold like a motherfucker 'round this bitch... You gotta admit... they don't come much better than PornStar Arielle. Well rounded, well versed, charismatic make-ya-cry-like-the-bitch-ya-are mic skills... and fuck... able to say any damn thing I want and make it work. I could even go learn arabic or something and it'd fit... probably get away with a turban on my head as well... since it, just, fits. For me anyways...

But... enough about me sucking my own dick here... You'll all be doin' it when I'm gone anyways... tonight? Tonight I've set me up a gallows treatment... right? No way I'mma retain... no way I'mma end the season as champ, huh? Fuck that shit, ninjas... I'll whip their ass and offer the belt back to Candice Angel in exchange for seckz... that's how it's gonna happen cuz that's how I roll. James Diamond had been on a tear, and guess who ended it by knocking his ass right the fuck out? Me... Arielle Assault, bitches! Had both of 'em come on up in a tag match next week... and guess what? BOTH elimated at my hands... Now... rocket science sez both will double team me... that's fine... I welcome it. You're both bitches anyways and it's not like I haven't had two bitches come at me full force before anyways. You're looking at the stamina master, King of the Ring, and the Nationwide Champion... And the bitches don't run me... I run the bitches.

So... Game Over... This match will not be... "Spiced Up" by adding in a ladder or a steel cage... it' won't be tainted in any such way... This match, flat out, now and forever will be...

Triple
Threat
Match

Take away Disqualifications if you want... we all want a clear cut winner, so god knows I ain't gonna grab a chair and see how flat I can make Bruiser's afro with it. But this match will remain just like that, and this match will be an absolute classic... right, guys?"

Jason steps back, leaving the floor open for his two challengers...

[jdiamond]

Just as Jason finishes speaking james diamond steps out on stage to a chorous of boo's

Very egotistical tonight arent we jason? so you say your gonna retain that title, Dont forget one thing that your going to take on two people tonight a 3 to1 chance of retaining a 3 to1 chance of bruiser and Myself winning, Hell im fine with this just being a normal triple threat Match cus one way or another im walking out as the new Nationwide champion...

James waits for a reply

[Joe Bruiser]

[glow=blue,2,300]Wrong Mr. Diamond.[/glow]

The fans in the stands go wild as Joe Bruiser walks out of one of the many openings in the arena over by the crowd. No security guards are standing Bruiser's way and why should you? The man is an ex boxing champion for goodness sakes. Diamond and Jason both look in the direction of where the crowd all looks. Joe begins to walk down the stairs raising the mic to his mouth and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]I'M walking out of here the NEW and TWO TIME Nationwide Champion. [/glow]

The fans scream as the agree with Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]But Mr. Diamond does raise a good point. Mathematically we all do have a 3 to 1 chance of winning this title match. But you forgot one thing Diamond and you out of all people in this world should have mentioned this, CONFIDENCE. Not just that but you also forgot The FANS.[/glow]

Joe crosses over the barricade and slides into the ring in front of the roaring crowd.

[glow=blue,2,300]My FRO HEADS and you all know who you are..............[/glow]

The FRO Heads being Joe's fans who wear a red afro wig of Joe's. They all start chanting BRUISER, BRUISER, BRUISER. Joe does the quite please with his left hand as he speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]I have WAY more drive and confidence then both of you put together. Why you ask? Well first of all Jason you always a women to look forward to after every match do you not? [/glow]

Jason says something but you can't hear what he said..

[glow=blue,2,300]And isn't a women/sex more important than any match at ANY GIVEN WEEK?[/glow]

Some fans say yes and some say no.

[glow=blue,2,300]Hummm both at the same time would be nice, but anyways this match doesn't mean much to you at all Jason. [/glow]

Joe looks over at Diamond.

[glow=blue,2,300]You just have momentum at the highest on your side. Yeah we did lose the tag title match but that wasn't our fault, after all whenever you face any member of the Familia you always know there is some kind of cheating involved. Oh well, that was then and this is now and now, we have a title match to fight. Jason, this will be weird for the both of us but I have all the up most respect for you so with this being your last match and I having the honor of participating in it..........[/glow]

Joe puts out his hand to the great Jason Arielle.

[jdiamond]

Before anyone can speak james cuts in

You have more drive and confidence then both of us i disagree there Joe, if so how come your not Competing in that main event match and i am. Where was your drive and confidence back then at 6 feet deep? Nowhere thats where the thing is joe you have no drive, no confidence and most importantly no chance of wining that Title..

[pornstar]

"Both you numbnuts shut the fuck up right now, and let me tell you how fuckin' stupid you are. Okay, okay, okay.... lets break down the mathematics... technically.... I have a three against one odds... but okay, lets see here.... James Diamond goes to pin me... does that mean that Joe Bruiser lets him? Well... if the sunlight hits his afro just right, allowing for the correct amount of solar power to reach his brain in the perfect mix of swamp gas and the pH of the oxygen around him... Joe may be smart enough to break the pin.... but who's counting?

Face facts... its 3 to 1 odds for me, 3 to 1 odds for Joe, 3 to 1 odds for James.... which, put 'em all together, and what do you get when you divide? Down to 1... meaning 1 man makes the final pin, 1 man, no team takes the Nationwide Title, meaning your 3 to 1 ratio is negated and I win again for being smarter than you two douchebags. Now... lets try route two shall we? Next pwn I have to dissect, please..."