Post by pornstar on Sept 24, 2007 13:41:35 GMT -4
"Broken Sunday" one of the final times it will bless the ears of Action Packed Wrestling, quietly starts before exploding into the noise to the delight of the thousands of screaming fans. The man appears on the stage, thrusting his Nationwide Championship high in the air... Of course the Lvl 75 PWNT signs, the I'm PornStar's Illegitimate Child signs, and the I Want My Dad Back! signs all point in his direction... somehow the controversial shit talker is always the fan favorite, no matter how many of his colleagues hate and badmouth him. It's fuckin' poetry...
"One year later..."
He can't even start... the "YOU'RE MY DADDY!" chants start up...
"What the fuck... did someone do a Illegitimate Child storyline? SOMEONE STOLE MY GIMMICK!!!"
A roar from the crowd... laughter heard about...
"Seriously though, guys... it's been good to be around, to raise all kinds of hell for each and every one of you... from chasing out numerous bitches from the PWNT by Penetrator list... To seeing who can't handle brutal honesty... to, fuck... Holding Gold like a motherfucker 'round this bitch... You gotta admit... they don't come much better than PornStar Arielle. Well rounded, well versed, charismatic make-ya-cry-like-the-bitch-ya-are mic skills... and fuck... able to say any damn thing I want and make it work. I could even go learn arabic or something and it'd fit... probably get away with a turban on my head as well... since it, just, fits. For me anyways...
But... enough about me sucking my own dick here... You'll all be doin' it when I'm gone anyways... tonight? Tonight I've set me up a gallows treatment... right? No way I'mma retain... no way I'mma end the season as champ, huh? Fuck that shit, ninjas... I'll whip their ass and offer the belt back to Candice Angel in exchange for seckz... that's how it's gonna happen cuz that's how I roll. James Diamond had been on a tear, and guess who ended it by knocking his ass right the fuck out? Me... Arielle Assault, bitches! Had both of 'em come on up in a tag match next week... and guess what? BOTH elimated at my hands... Now... rocket science sez both will double team me... that's fine... I welcome it. You're both bitches anyways and it's not like I haven't had two bitches come at me full force before anyways. You're looking at the stamina master, King of the Ring, and the Nationwide Champion... And the bitches don't run me... I run the bitches.
So... Game Over... This match will not be... "Spiced Up" by adding in a ladder or a steel cage... it' won't be tainted in any such way... This match, flat out, now and forever will be...
Triple
Threat
Match
Take away Disqualifications if you want... we all want a clear cut winner, so god knows I ain't gonna grab a chair and see how flat I can make Bruiser's afro with it. But this match will remain just like that, and this match will be an absolute classic... right, guys?"
Jason steps back, leaving the floor open for his two challengers...
"One year later..."
He can't even start... the "YOU'RE MY DADDY!" chants start up...
"What the fuck... did someone do a Illegitimate Child storyline? SOMEONE STOLE MY GIMMICK!!!"
A roar from the crowd... laughter heard about...
"Seriously though, guys... it's been good to be around, to raise all kinds of hell for each and every one of you... from chasing out numerous bitches from the PWNT by Penetrator list... To seeing who can't handle brutal honesty... to, fuck... Holding Gold like a motherfucker 'round this bitch... You gotta admit... they don't come much better than PornStar Arielle. Well rounded, well versed, charismatic make-ya-cry-like-the-bitch-ya-are mic skills... and fuck... able to say any damn thing I want and make it work. I could even go learn arabic or something and it'd fit... probably get away with a turban on my head as well... since it, just, fits. For me anyways...
But... enough about me sucking my own dick here... You'll all be doin' it when I'm gone anyways... tonight? Tonight I've set me up a gallows treatment... right? No way I'mma retain... no way I'mma end the season as champ, huh? Fuck that shit, ninjas... I'll whip their ass and offer the belt back to Candice Angel in exchange for seckz... that's how it's gonna happen cuz that's how I roll. James Diamond had been on a tear, and guess who ended it by knocking his ass right the fuck out? Me... Arielle Assault, bitches! Had both of 'em come on up in a tag match next week... and guess what? BOTH elimated at my hands... Now... rocket science sez both will double team me... that's fine... I welcome it. You're both bitches anyways and it's not like I haven't had two bitches come at me full force before anyways. You're looking at the stamina master, King of the Ring, and the Nationwide Champion... And the bitches don't run me... I run the bitches.
So... Game Over... This match will not be... "Spiced Up" by adding in a ladder or a steel cage... it' won't be tainted in any such way... This match, flat out, now and forever will be...
Triple
Threat
Match
Take away Disqualifications if you want... we all want a clear cut winner, so god knows I ain't gonna grab a chair and see how flat I can make Bruiser's afro with it. But this match will remain just like that, and this match will be an absolute classic... right, guys?"
Jason steps back, leaving the floor open for his two challengers...