What to do in the meantime? (Open Challenge)

[Jennifer Drew]

Soon.

“Stickin in My Eye” plays as Jennifer walks out with a little smile on her face and an odd spring in her step. More than just the Rose Title over her shoulder? Who knows? She climbs in the ring and gets going.

APW, I can't tell you how good it feels to be standing here as your Rose Champion for the third time. That's got to be a record doesn't it? Someone better write all this down for posterity. But as exciting as it is to be standing here waving this thing around here like I own the joint, that's not why I'm out here. I've got something really special on my mind tonight.

And with that the chorus of whispers, whistles and whoos comes up from the audience. Jennifer of course realized that the way she put it was quite suggestive.

What? Why's everyone looking at me like that?

What because of the thing outside?

Alright you nailed me it is on my mind. Are you happy? Do you feel like you've stumbled on some dirty little secret of mine after watching the whole thing live on television? Well done all, but even that isn't why I came out here, tonight there's a little vacancy on my dance card it's time for someone to take a shot at the 3 time Rose Champion. So it's about time we find out who it's going to be.

[The Showbix]

Showbix's music hits the P.A as the lady herself appears with her trademark sunglasses, she takes them off and looks at Jen with a smug look in her face, Showbix then takes out the mic she was wearing in her back pocket and adresses Jen

Don't blame them, this fans cheer for your lesbian shenanigans because there isn't anything else exciting about you, Jen Drew.

Showbix makes her way to the ring as she gets in the ring, she rises her sunglasses as she looks at Jen Drew

Having that belt is just the jurisprudence I need to say that APW stinks. Quite frankly if you have managed to keep that belt is because you have never faced me. And if you are dumb enough to put your belt on the line, not even in PPV for this sleazeball fans that just woo'd you because you kiss girls. It's sad, it's stupid and they don't deserve it. But hey I am not your momma and you are old enough to do what you wish.

I am just here to capitalize on the opportunity you have given Jen, and I hope you keep your mind on the match and not on the bed because tonight, show's on.

Showbix lowers the mic as she looks at Jen Drew with a cocky look in her face

[Jennifer Drew]

Oh yeah, where was my “cheap lesbian tease applause” last month, or the month before that, or that or that or that on back until when I actually did last use a cheap lesbian tease to make myself more popular?

Wait, what did she just admit to?

What? It was fun, and it's just so damn easy.

But that's not the point. This is all about Full Throttle. Tonight it's your audition. You say, I'm just holding the belt for you, well you'd damn well better prove it, Showbix. If that is your REAL name which I will shorten now to indicate our increasing familiarity. What do you like best?


Showbie?
Showb?
Showy?
Sh?
La Showberina?


Wait... that last one was actually longer. Well whichever one you like tonight, if you beat me you're on the fast track. I still owe Scarlett Rose a little something but if you take my head off tonight, then I think it's safe to say come pay per view time it's all about you regardless of which one of us is wearing this when the dust settles.