Post by Joe Bruiser on Apr 11, 2008 17:54:12 GMT -4
It is pitch black and all you hear is the Morning Radio Show of Weenie and the Butt...................
Weenie
Butt
Jack off
Kiss
Pussy Cat
Balls Mathony
The Crackster
Good morning everybody The Big Show is on the radio.*insert fart noises, poop noises, pissing noises, ejaculating noises and so on......* Weenie, Butt, Balls Mathony, Jackoff, Kiss, The Crackster behind the glass, and Pussy cat, our phone girl. Alright, we have a special guest here this morning.
Thats right Weenie he is none other then the APW World Champion Joe Bruiser.
[glow=blue,2,300]How you guys doing this morning?[/glow]
Were good were good....alright lets see here.....so Joe how does it feel to finally get your balls back?
*laughter from everyone*
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha Ha well I must say that my Weenie and My Butt haven't gone ANYWHERE.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah but seriously it feels so damn good to finally get my balls back and finally feel ;like I got what I deserved.[/glow]
I bet it would feel good to Ejaculate again.
Laughter
I tell ya it feels DAMN good to do that every morning.
Laughter even more.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha ha I tell you guys what, you don't know the kind of reaction that I had when I first listened to you guys.[/glow]
What kind was that?
[glow=blue,2,300]God what am I listening to.[/glow]
Laughter beyond belief.
Oh damn man we had no idea we made you you feel that way.
[glow=blue,2,300]I know the first time I listened to you guys I just flew in from Miami and I had no idea what kind of stations and all that Toronto had. I herd a little bit about 95.8 THE RAM from a friend so I decided id listen a bit and I did. Then later that night when I went to bed I set the alarm to go off and have the Radio Station playing. GOD it sacred the shit out of me when I first woke up cause I was hearing was...........[/glow]
Joe does his best fart, ejaculating, pooping, sex, noises that he can and EVERYONE laughs here ass off.
[glow=blue,2,300]I jumped out of bed and turned to the TV wondering if I left it on that Porno channel accidentally.[/glow]
Laughter.
That reminds me of that one time we had James Gregory on here.
Laughter
I think I about shit myself when he was on here.
That way please.
Laughter
keep it behind the glass, I don't want to smell that shit.
Laughter
but in all seriousness Joe were all glad that you were able to ejaculate again.
What?
Not you you Jack off.
Every Morning........Every Night.
Laughter beyond belief.
[glow=blue,2,300]You guys make me want to EJACULATE every morning to.[/glow]
Laughter
Oh really?
EVERY MORNING?
Now that is something you wont here every day..........
Laughter as Butt talks in a little kid voice.
MOMMY BROTHER GOT THIS MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME.................
LAUGHTER and Butt talks in a big kid voice.
BUT MOMMY THAT WEENIE AND THE BUTT MADE ME DO IT. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND AND HOW WE CAN MAKE SANDWICHES WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND MAYONNAISE ON IT.
OMG SO MUCH LAUGHTER
Oh god...........
Laughter
Alrighty, Joe, what you have planned for that World Title.
[glow=blue,2,300]What was that? Sorry, I was over here making Sandwiches with Kiss.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]CRAP forgot the Mayo.........
[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]OH wait, THERESSSSSS THE MAYO...............[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]In all seriousness I have a couple of gigs lined up, my Charity which you can donate to at my website THEBRUISER.com, we are doing a fundraiser to raise enough shoes to send over to some of the starving Pigs in New Guinea.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha ha nah not really, starving kids over in Africa.[/glow]
Mannnn now thats special.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah and IF you donate I will send you some free Boxing Gloves.[/glow]
Ha ha I bet you have enough of those in your closet to take a whole team of Terrorists.
[glow=blue,2,300]If only.......IF ONLY.[/glow]
I have a question for Joe?
No you can't speak.
Ugh what? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
Laughter
Ha ha Joe, has your life changed any since winning that World Title and SOMEONE will not say who, left out that you are the FIRST EVER APW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION.
[glow=blue,2,300]Damn I knew something was missing.[/glow]
And it wasn't your balls either.
laughter
Thats all Weenies fault there.........
How is that my fault?
Because your the DICK that hosts this show.
Laughter
FOR REAL?
Yes..........
be nice to him he was EJACULATING while we were talking.
Laughter
I WAS NOT............
Is that mayonnaise on your shirt?
[glow=blue,2,300]I think I see some Lettuce crumbs...........[/glow]
Laughter from beyond.
[glow=blue,2,300]You should donate that to my charity?[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah don't do that ha ha, I have enough Mayonnaise already.[/glow]
Laughter
I HATE YOU GUYS.
You never answered my question Joe hehe?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh yeah right, where was I at?[/glow]
Before or after The EJACULATING Part?
[glow=blue,2,300]Before..........[/glow]
Probably thinking of EJACULATING himself.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah I'm actually suppose to be receiving an award for my hard work and dedication to the APW before Full Throttle this Saturday.[/glow]
WOW now that must be cool as PISS.
[glow=blue,2,300]No I think Piss is warm Weenie.[/glow]
SCREW YOU TO you BIG AFRO HEADED SMART HEADED............JACKLEDHEAD/
Laughter
Well we have to go to break, we will be right back with Joe Bruiser here on The Big Show.
You then hear Bachmen-Turner Overdrives song Let it Ride playing on the Radio. After the song is over you hear the voices again.
Good Morning Everyone The Big Show is on the radio, and Joe ALL of those rumors that we herd about you not being able to go the full distance, or not having the WANT to go that far, and all that. How did all that motivate you to just want to win that title more?
[glow=blue,2,300]I tell ya Weenie it hurt to hear and see that these idiots who write papers and blogs and shit was putting me down like that. The Motivation that I had to go just that must further was BIGGER AND BETTER then I ever had.[/glow]
Your FROheads were happy to.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh I know man I have never seen them so happy and excited in my life. I saw all of my FROheads bobbing there big AFROED Heads in the stands ha ha. I tell ya though they made that moment just that much more special[/glow]
Don't you give away those fake Afros or something?
[glow=blue,2,300]I do at my autograph signings yeah.[/glow]
So your telling me ALL OF THOSE FANS went to get your autograph?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh no I highly doubt that ha ha.[/glow]
Can I have an autograph to?
Not before me......
NOR ME........
Do I get one to?
Crackster turn your Mic off you ain't one of us.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]You will be the first one I give one to Crack.[/glow]
WHAT?
Is that because his BUTT has a CRACK in it and it makes him handicap in some way?
now MY BUTT doesn't have a Crack in it.
[glow=blue,2,300]I bet Kiss would KISS my butt.[/glow]
Laughter and a Fake kiss noise.
Hey Weenie?
WHAT?
At least I still got it.
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP A BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is not fair ha ha........
What? Because you weren't ready for a comeback?
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]That will do pig, that will do.
[/glow]
Laughter
I hate your BALLS, your CRACK, and your BUTT............
And my Kiss.............
ESPECIALLY YOUR KISS.
[glow=blue,2,300]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..................[/glow]
you wait til our show is over young man...............
Young? I had no idea they still considered over 30 young.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Well I am still under 30 and sometimes I don't feel young[/glow]
Going back to what you said Joe about the Bumps and Bruises? It's no laughing matter about what you guys and gals do inside that ring.
[glow=blue,2,300]No its not at all Balls, most of what we do is Choreographed but the slams, hits, and holds that we do in that ring does cause us to get bumps, bruises, and cuts. Sometimes it makes you wonder if you chose the right career or not. [/glow]
It's hard for the fans to understand that stuff to.
[glow=blue,2,300]yeah it's one of those things that you just have to try in order to understand. I have had my share of bumps and bruises and cuts to last me a life time.[/glow]
Gotta hit a commercial break, but when we come back oh hey Joe, you mind sticking around a little longer and Play Wordy Word with us?
[glow=blue,2,300]Sure thing man.[/glow]
Alright Weenie and The Butt will be back once Pussy Cat gets us two contestants to play.
You then hear Led Zeppelin's - Immigrant Song play. Once that song is done, the show is back.
Good morning The Big Show is on the Radio, and we have two contestants ready to play. We have Jacks........
Thats Jacques actually...........
Oh Jacques? My bad there ha ha, and we have Donnie Good morning fellas.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
Nice to have you guys playing, alright Jacques your on team Weenie and Butt, while Donnie is on team Joe and Kiss. Now here is how the game is played, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as you can. All the ones you get right you will get a point for. Now you get 60 seconds over all to play as you will be asked questions by the hosts. Get it? Got it? Good.........Alright, we felt that it was only fitting to have the category Wrestling and the APW since our Special Guest Joe Bruiser is with us today. That sound good to you guys?
Both men say yes.
Alright Jacques it will be me and you for the first 30 are you ready?
As ready as I will ever be.
Alright Kiss start the clock.......NOW.
Clocks starts.
This is what the wrestlers walk and fight on inside the ring?
Ground? Floor?
A Painters............
Oh Canvas.
Right, alright, uhmmmmm This is what Joe wears out to the ring?
Gloves? Jacket? Wig? Shoes...........
You hear Joe and others laugh in the background after Jacques said Wig.
Jacket is right, ok uhmmmmmmmmm its what the wrestlers talk into?
Microphone?
Yes ok, You lace up your?
Shoes....boots?
Right and you walk out onto the?
Stage?
Right..................
Buzzer goes off.
Oh darn it all to Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]What?[/glow]
laughter
Don't pay any attention to me.............
We don't half the time.
Some friends you are.
Laughter
Alright Jacques we have a total of Five. Now it is either Kiss or Joe with Donnie.
[glow=blue,2,300]I'll go first, I have been wanting to play this game since I first herd it.[/glow]
Alrighty.........
Alright Joe ready....and......GO.
[glow=blue,2,300]This is my finisher move?
[/glow]
Oh god Joe.........
[glow=blue,2,300]Starts with a B and ends with a..............[/glow]
Pass, pass, pass.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright ugh this is what I wear on my feet to wrestle?[/glow]
Boots?
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes, this is what I have on my head?[/glow]
Hair?
[glow=blue,2,300]More specific?[/glow]
Afro?
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright and this is what you swing your opponent into?[/glow]
Rope?
[glow=blue,2,300]yes and you also swing your opponent into this. You can bang there head onto it, slam them off of it.[/glow]
Turnbuckles?
[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah, this is my Energy Drink?[/glow]
BWWUUZZAA?
[glow=blue,2,300]Right, this is the current Rose Champ............[/glow]
Buzzer goes off.
oh man you got a total of Five as well. Now it is up to Butt to BEAT that.
Alright lets go..........
Alright ready.......GO.
JENNIFER DREW?
Ha ha right, this is what Joe and Jennifer Currently hold?
Titles?
Joe is the World Heavyweight?
Champion?
Good good, this is what the wrestlers walk down before they get into the ring?
A Ramp?
Yeah and this is what plays over the arena before and while the wrestler comes out?
There theme song?
Yeah and this is also an Energy Drink?
Uhmmmmmmm...........
made by Coke a Cola?
Crap..........
APW's main show?
Oh Full Throttle?
Yeah and............
Buzzer goes off.
Dammit.
Alright add a total of 6 to our score of 5. That makes 11.
Were glad you can count.
Can count? I had no idea he could even read.
Laughter
Pretends he didn't hear that...........
Laughter
Alright Kiss? It's you and Donnie for another 30 seconds. Are you ready?
Ready.
Ready.
Alright start the clock......NOW.
The women of wrestling are called the?
Ladies? Women? Oh wait, DIVAS?
Right, Joe won his World Title in one of these matches?
Oh that Elimination type match?
Elimination...............
Ahhhhhhhhhh, dammit I know it.............
We will pass, alright this are the people who call the matches?
Commentators?
Yeah and this is the name of Joe's theme song?
Oh The Rocky Theme?
Uhmmmmm uhmmmmm yeah we can count that. Next we have what is the word for the clothes and stuff that Joe and everyone else wear down to the ring?
Gear?
yes well.........another word for it?
oh dammit all to Weenie.
Some laughter in the background.
Pass........
What are Joe's fans called?
FROHEADS?
Buzzer goes off.
MANNNNNN, add a score of 4 to your f and you get a score of 9 which is just 2 points short of our 11. The winner is Weenie and The Butt with Jacques.
YEAH BABY ALRIGHT.
You will receive a copy of our latest CD Songs we Love to Sing. It has a bunch of classic songs from our 25 years of doing this.
[glow=blue,2,300]I will also throw in an autograph picture of me.[/glow]
ALRIGHT EVEN BETTER.
WHAT? Our CD is not good enough for you?
Laughter
Well I mean an autograph picture of Joe Bruiser man? How can you beat that?
[glow=blue,2,300]Because you can't.[/glow]
Exactley..............
How about you boys go out and have some coffee sometime?
[glow=blue,2,300]Who says I wouldn't? Coffee? I get a Root Beer ha ha.[/glow]
Whatever, well congratulations Jacques and were sorry Donnie, But good try anyways.
Ahhh its alright I had fun.
[glow=blue,2,300]I did to Donnie and nice playing with ya?[/glow]
Nice playing with you to, have a good day.
[glow=blue,2,300]You to..............[/glow]
Well Donnie don't forget to check out APW Full Throttle this weekend either live or on channel 2.
Oh I will ha ha.
Have a good day?
You to...........
Pussy will get your info.
I'm trying to figure out how Donnie didn't get the BKO question.
[glow=blue,2,300]I know I figured EVERYONE knew that by now.[/glow]
No kidding ha ha.
Well Joe we will now have an open call line for anyone to call in on to speak to you.
[glow=blue,2,300]Sounds good to me Weenie, it will be interesting to see who will call in.[/glow]
No kidding, alright time for a commercial break and when we come back make sure you call in to speak to NONE other then The Man himself Joe Bruiser.
You now hear Van Halen's - Panama playing on the radio. Once that is over the show comes back on.
Good morning everybody The Big Show is on the radio.*insert fart noises, poop noises, pissing noises, ejaculating noises and so on......* Weenie, Butt, Balls Mathony, Jackoff, Kiss, The Crackster behind the glass, Pussy cat, our phone girl, and JOE BRUISER.
Joe's theme music begins to play. You listen to the music for up to a minute and half.
Alright the first caller we have today is Haywood Jablowme?
What the hell?
[glow=blue,2,300]Kids are going all out with names now a days.[/glow]
He is from Yer mommas basement, Pussy tells me.
Sounds like the kind of creep that would call in on this show.
Laughter
Alright, JaBLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF how are ya?
Waits for the response.
Weenie
Butt
Jack off
Kiss
Pussy Cat
Balls Mathony
The Crackster
Good morning everybody The Big Show is on the radio.*insert fart noises, poop noises, pissing noises, ejaculating noises and so on......* Weenie, Butt, Balls Mathony, Jackoff, Kiss, The Crackster behind the glass, and Pussy cat, our phone girl. Alright, we have a special guest here this morning.
Thats right Weenie he is none other then the APW World Champion Joe Bruiser.
[glow=blue,2,300]How you guys doing this morning?[/glow]
Were good were good....alright lets see here.....so Joe how does it feel to finally get your balls back?
*laughter from everyone*
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha Ha well I must say that my Weenie and My Butt haven't gone ANYWHERE.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah but seriously it feels so damn good to finally get my balls back and finally feel ;like I got what I deserved.[/glow]
I bet it would feel good to Ejaculate again.
Laughter
I tell ya it feels DAMN good to do that every morning.
Laughter even more.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha ha I tell you guys what, you don't know the kind of reaction that I had when I first listened to you guys.[/glow]
What kind was that?
[glow=blue,2,300]God what am I listening to.[/glow]
Laughter beyond belief.
Oh damn man we had no idea we made you you feel that way.
[glow=blue,2,300]I know the first time I listened to you guys I just flew in from Miami and I had no idea what kind of stations and all that Toronto had. I herd a little bit about 95.8 THE RAM from a friend so I decided id listen a bit and I did. Then later that night when I went to bed I set the alarm to go off and have the Radio Station playing. GOD it sacred the shit out of me when I first woke up cause I was hearing was...........[/glow]
Joe does his best fart, ejaculating, pooping, sex, noises that he can and EVERYONE laughs here ass off.
[glow=blue,2,300]I jumped out of bed and turned to the TV wondering if I left it on that Porno channel accidentally.[/glow]
Laughter.
That reminds me of that one time we had James Gregory on here.
Laughter
I think I about shit myself when he was on here.
That way please.
Laughter
keep it behind the glass, I don't want to smell that shit.
Laughter
but in all seriousness Joe were all glad that you were able to ejaculate again.
What?
Not you you Jack off.
Every Morning........Every Night.
Laughter beyond belief.
[glow=blue,2,300]You guys make me want to EJACULATE every morning to.[/glow]
Laughter
Oh really?
EVERY MORNING?
Now that is something you wont here every day..........
Laughter as Butt talks in a little kid voice.
MOMMY BROTHER GOT THIS MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME.................
LAUGHTER and Butt talks in a big kid voice.
BUT MOMMY THAT WEENIE AND THE BUTT MADE ME DO IT. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND AND HOW WE CAN MAKE SANDWICHES WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND MAYONNAISE ON IT.
OMG SO MUCH LAUGHTER
Oh god...........
Laughter
Alrighty, Joe, what you have planned for that World Title.
[glow=blue,2,300]What was that? Sorry, I was over here making Sandwiches with Kiss.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]CRAP forgot the Mayo.........
[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]OH wait, THERESSSSSS THE MAYO...............[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]In all seriousness I have a couple of gigs lined up, my Charity which you can donate to at my website THEBRUISER.com, we are doing a fundraiser to raise enough shoes to send over to some of the starving Pigs in New Guinea.[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Ha ha nah not really, starving kids over in Africa.[/glow]
Mannnn now thats special.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah and IF you donate I will send you some free Boxing Gloves.[/glow]
Ha ha I bet you have enough of those in your closet to take a whole team of Terrorists.
[glow=blue,2,300]If only.......IF ONLY.[/glow]
I have a question for Joe?
No you can't speak.
Ugh what? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
Laughter
Ha ha Joe, has your life changed any since winning that World Title and SOMEONE will not say who, left out that you are the FIRST EVER APW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION.
[glow=blue,2,300]Damn I knew something was missing.[/glow]
And it wasn't your balls either.
laughter
Thats all Weenies fault there.........
How is that my fault?
Because your the DICK that hosts this show.
Laughter
FOR REAL?
Yes..........
be nice to him he was EJACULATING while we were talking.
Laughter
I WAS NOT............
Is that mayonnaise on your shirt?
[glow=blue,2,300]I think I see some Lettuce crumbs...........[/glow]
Laughter from beyond.
[glow=blue,2,300]You should donate that to my charity?[/glow]
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah don't do that ha ha, I have enough Mayonnaise already.[/glow]
Laughter
I HATE YOU GUYS.
You never answered my question Joe hehe?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh yeah right, where was I at?[/glow]
Before or after The EJACULATING Part?
[glow=blue,2,300]Before..........[/glow]
Probably thinking of EJACULATING himself.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Nah I'm actually suppose to be receiving an award for my hard work and dedication to the APW before Full Throttle this Saturday.[/glow]
WOW now that must be cool as PISS.
[glow=blue,2,300]No I think Piss is warm Weenie.[/glow]
SCREW YOU TO you BIG AFRO HEADED SMART HEADED............JACKLEDHEAD/
Laughter
Well we have to go to break, we will be right back with Joe Bruiser here on The Big Show.
You then hear Bachmen-Turner Overdrives song Let it Ride playing on the Radio. After the song is over you hear the voices again.
Good Morning Everyone The Big Show is on the radio, and Joe ALL of those rumors that we herd about you not being able to go the full distance, or not having the WANT to go that far, and all that. How did all that motivate you to just want to win that title more?
[glow=blue,2,300]I tell ya Weenie it hurt to hear and see that these idiots who write papers and blogs and shit was putting me down like that. The Motivation that I had to go just that must further was BIGGER AND BETTER then I ever had.[/glow]
Your FROheads were happy to.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh I know man I have never seen them so happy and excited in my life. I saw all of my FROheads bobbing there big AFROED Heads in the stands ha ha. I tell ya though they made that moment just that much more special[/glow]
Don't you give away those fake Afros or something?
[glow=blue,2,300]I do at my autograph signings yeah.[/glow]
So your telling me ALL OF THOSE FANS went to get your autograph?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh no I highly doubt that ha ha.[/glow]
Can I have an autograph to?
Not before me......
NOR ME........
Do I get one to?
Crackster turn your Mic off you ain't one of us.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]You will be the first one I give one to Crack.[/glow]
WHAT?
Is that because his BUTT has a CRACK in it and it makes him handicap in some way?
now MY BUTT doesn't have a Crack in it.
[glow=blue,2,300]I bet Kiss would KISS my butt.[/glow]
Laughter and a Fake kiss noise.
Hey Weenie?
WHAT?
At least I still got it.
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP A BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that is not fair ha ha........
What? Because you weren't ready for a comeback?
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]That will do pig, that will do.
[/glow]
Laughter
I hate your BALLS, your CRACK, and your BUTT............
And my Kiss.............
ESPECIALLY YOUR KISS.
[glow=blue,2,300]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..................[/glow]
you wait til our show is over young man...............
Young? I had no idea they still considered over 30 young.
Laughter
[glow=blue,2,300]Well I am still under 30 and sometimes I don't feel young[/glow]
Going back to what you said Joe about the Bumps and Bruises? It's no laughing matter about what you guys and gals do inside that ring.
[glow=blue,2,300]No its not at all Balls, most of what we do is Choreographed but the slams, hits, and holds that we do in that ring does cause us to get bumps, bruises, and cuts. Sometimes it makes you wonder if you chose the right career or not. [/glow]
It's hard for the fans to understand that stuff to.
[glow=blue,2,300]yeah it's one of those things that you just have to try in order to understand. I have had my share of bumps and bruises and cuts to last me a life time.[/glow]
Gotta hit a commercial break, but when we come back oh hey Joe, you mind sticking around a little longer and Play Wordy Word with us?
[glow=blue,2,300]Sure thing man.[/glow]
Alright Weenie and The Butt will be back once Pussy Cat gets us two contestants to play.
You then hear Led Zeppelin's - Immigrant Song play. Once that song is done, the show is back.
Good morning The Big Show is on the Radio, and we have two contestants ready to play. We have Jacks........
Thats Jacques actually...........
Oh Jacques? My bad there ha ha, and we have Donnie Good morning fellas.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
Nice to have you guys playing, alright Jacques your on team Weenie and Butt, while Donnie is on team Joe and Kiss. Now here is how the game is played, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as you can. All the ones you get right you will get a point for. Now you get 60 seconds over all to play as you will be asked questions by the hosts. Get it? Got it? Good.........Alright, we felt that it was only fitting to have the category Wrestling and the APW since our Special Guest Joe Bruiser is with us today. That sound good to you guys?
Both men say yes.
Alright Jacques it will be me and you for the first 30 are you ready?
As ready as I will ever be.
Alright Kiss start the clock.......NOW.
Clocks starts.
This is what the wrestlers walk and fight on inside the ring?
Ground? Floor?
A Painters............
Oh Canvas.
Right, alright, uhmmmmm This is what Joe wears out to the ring?
Gloves? Jacket? Wig? Shoes...........
You hear Joe and others laugh in the background after Jacques said Wig.
Jacket is right, ok uhmmmmmmmmm its what the wrestlers talk into?
Microphone?
Yes ok, You lace up your?
Shoes....boots?
Right and you walk out onto the?
Stage?
Right..................
Buzzer goes off.
Oh darn it all to Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]What?[/glow]
laughter
Don't pay any attention to me.............
We don't half the time.
Some friends you are.
Laughter
Alright Jacques we have a total of Five. Now it is either Kiss or Joe with Donnie.
[glow=blue,2,300]I'll go first, I have been wanting to play this game since I first herd it.[/glow]
Alrighty.........
Alright Joe ready....and......GO.
[glow=blue,2,300]This is my finisher move?
[/glow]
Oh god Joe.........
[glow=blue,2,300]Starts with a B and ends with a..............[/glow]
Pass, pass, pass.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright ugh this is what I wear on my feet to wrestle?[/glow]
Boots?
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes, this is what I have on my head?[/glow]
Hair?
[glow=blue,2,300]More specific?[/glow]
Afro?
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright and this is what you swing your opponent into?[/glow]
Rope?
[glow=blue,2,300]yes and you also swing your opponent into this. You can bang there head onto it, slam them off of it.[/glow]
Turnbuckles?
[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah, this is my Energy Drink?[/glow]
BWWUUZZAA?
[glow=blue,2,300]Right, this is the current Rose Champ............[/glow]
Buzzer goes off.
oh man you got a total of Five as well. Now it is up to Butt to BEAT that.
Alright lets go..........
Alright ready.......GO.
JENNIFER DREW?
Ha ha right, this is what Joe and Jennifer Currently hold?
Titles?
Joe is the World Heavyweight?
Champion?
Good good, this is what the wrestlers walk down before they get into the ring?
A Ramp?
Yeah and this is what plays over the arena before and while the wrestler comes out?
There theme song?
Yeah and this is also an Energy Drink?
Uhmmmmmmm...........
made by Coke a Cola?
Crap..........
APW's main show?
Oh Full Throttle?
Yeah and............
Buzzer goes off.
Dammit.
Alright add a total of 6 to our score of 5. That makes 11.
Were glad you can count.
Can count? I had no idea he could even read.
Laughter
Pretends he didn't hear that...........
Laughter
Alright Kiss? It's you and Donnie for another 30 seconds. Are you ready?
Ready.
Ready.
Alright start the clock......NOW.
The women of wrestling are called the?
Ladies? Women? Oh wait, DIVAS?
Right, Joe won his World Title in one of these matches?
Oh that Elimination type match?
Elimination...............
Ahhhhhhhhhh, dammit I know it.............
We will pass, alright this are the people who call the matches?
Commentators?
Yeah and this is the name of Joe's theme song?
Oh The Rocky Theme?
Uhmmmmm uhmmmmm yeah we can count that. Next we have what is the word for the clothes and stuff that Joe and everyone else wear down to the ring?
Gear?
yes well.........another word for it?
oh dammit all to Weenie.
Some laughter in the background.
Pass........
What are Joe's fans called?
FROHEADS?
Buzzer goes off.
MANNNNNN, add a score of 4 to your f and you get a score of 9 which is just 2 points short of our 11. The winner is Weenie and The Butt with Jacques.
YEAH BABY ALRIGHT.
You will receive a copy of our latest CD Songs we Love to Sing. It has a bunch of classic songs from our 25 years of doing this.
[glow=blue,2,300]I will also throw in an autograph picture of me.[/glow]
ALRIGHT EVEN BETTER.
WHAT? Our CD is not good enough for you?
Laughter
Well I mean an autograph picture of Joe Bruiser man? How can you beat that?
[glow=blue,2,300]Because you can't.[/glow]
Exactley..............
How about you boys go out and have some coffee sometime?
[glow=blue,2,300]Who says I wouldn't? Coffee? I get a Root Beer ha ha.[/glow]
Whatever, well congratulations Jacques and were sorry Donnie, But good try anyways.
Ahhh its alright I had fun.
[glow=blue,2,300]I did to Donnie and nice playing with ya?[/glow]
Nice playing with you to, have a good day.
[glow=blue,2,300]You to..............[/glow]
Well Donnie don't forget to check out APW Full Throttle this weekend either live or on channel 2.
Oh I will ha ha.
Have a good day?
You to...........
Pussy will get your info.
I'm trying to figure out how Donnie didn't get the BKO question.
[glow=blue,2,300]I know I figured EVERYONE knew that by now.[/glow]
No kidding ha ha.
Well Joe we will now have an open call line for anyone to call in on to speak to you.
[glow=blue,2,300]Sounds good to me Weenie, it will be interesting to see who will call in.[/glow]
No kidding, alright time for a commercial break and when we come back make sure you call in to speak to NONE other then The Man himself Joe Bruiser.
You now hear Van Halen's - Panama playing on the radio. Once that is over the show comes back on.
Good morning everybody The Big Show is on the radio.*insert fart noises, poop noises, pissing noises, ejaculating noises and so on......* Weenie, Butt, Balls Mathony, Jackoff, Kiss, The Crackster behind the glass, Pussy cat, our phone girl, and JOE BRUISER.
Joe's theme music begins to play. You listen to the music for up to a minute and half.
Alright the first caller we have today is Haywood Jablowme?
What the hell?
[glow=blue,2,300]Kids are going all out with names now a days.[/glow]
He is from Yer mommas basement, Pussy tells me.
Sounds like the kind of creep that would call in on this show.
Laughter
Alright, JaBLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF how are ya?
Waits for the response.
23-24 First Ever APW Triple Crown Champion, 1x and APW World Heavyweight Champion, 1x Nationwide Champion, 1x Tag Champion w/Marisol Mariposa and Corona, 1 Time TNB Violence Champion