Post by nib on Apr 13, 2008 1:11:56 GMT -4
What a night this is going to be...
Words spoken from that of a goddess. Ivy, kicked back in the comfort of her limo. Talking to her agena via cell phone. As she is on her way to the arena. Seemingly excited as tonight would mark her debut for the federation.
No. I don't know who I'll be facing tonight. I guess I'll find out when we get there. Speaking of which...
Ivy pushes the button on the side of the console to speak to her limo driver:
Hey ! Can you step on it ! We need to get to the arena. I don't want to get lost like last week.. if it wasn't for you taking that wrong turn. I would've made the show in time and got a match.
Ma'am I'm driving as fast as I possibly can. Do you want to get us killed ?
Ha ! not me of course. You on the other hand...
Ivy snickers to herself as she begins to put some make-up on. Then, ending her conversation with her agent:
Listen, can I call you back later ? I gotta deal with captain numnuts up front. M'kay, thanks, bye !
Hanging up her cell phone as the now irate limo driver babbles on:
Bah ! I swear, your agent doesn't pay me enough to handle the likes of you day in and day out.
Did anyone ever tell you that you are a shitty driver ?
About that time, the limo driver comes very close to hitting a oncoming vehicle. Just swerving out of the way in the nick of time.
HeHe.... see. I told you so !
Finally, the limo rolls up to the parking lot of the arena hosting this week's edition of Full Throttle.
Thank god ! Talk about your limo ride from hell...
Ivy opens the door. Already dressed in her ring attire. She instructs the limo driver to bring her bags into the arena.
Get the bags out of the trunk, then bring them into my locker room ASAP !
From here, Ivy begins to make her way into the arena. Walking down the hallway down towards the 'gorilla position'. Looks as if she arrived just in time. As the show is about to begin shortly. She instructs the backstage crew to go on ahead and fire up her theme music. As she is about to make her 'grand entrance'.
After the opening pyro and confetti fall to open up the show. Ivy's theme music kicks on. Don't be fooled by her charming good looks and quick wit boys. Never judge a book by its cover. As she can be sweet and charming one minute. Then a ruthless, cold-hearted bitch the next.
Ivy... begins to strut her way down the aisle. Fans cheering her on... men in particular. Gee, I wonder why ?
Walking up the steel steps, then slowly entering the ring. Welcomed by cheer and whistles from the crowd. The men in the front row look as if there about to have a heart attack. Yes.... the Goddess in the Flesh has officially arrived. Strap yourselves in... this is going to be one bumpy ride from this point forward.
The sweet sounds of SOil's hit song "Give It Up" begins to fade off into the background. Ivy, grabbing the microphone out of the ring announcer's hands. Slowly.... raising the mic up as she begins to speak to the public for the first time:
So this.... this... is Full Throttle ?
Crowd starts to cheer loudly...
Well.... if anyone likes to go at 'Full Throttle'... hehe... its me !
More whistling, hooting, and hollaring can be heard from the crowd.
No, no... you perverts. Not in that way... See, this is what seperates the women from the girls backstage. While all the other girls would normally go for that kind of thing. Ivy on the other hand, doesn't need to sell her body to get 'on top'.
I have everything that it takes to leginimatly become the best women's wrestler in the world !
Charisma ! Talent ! Beauty ! Charm ! Sex Appeal ! Intelligence !
You might as well say that I am truly the total package in women's wrestling. Hence the name, 'The Goddess in the Flesh'.
I'm going to get straight to the point. I'm challenging anyone on the women's division to a match here tonight. Its time for me to show the world what a Goddess is truly made of.
And... oh yea, one last thing boys and girls....
Life's a bitch.... and so is Ivy !
Lowering the microphone. Ivy stands in the center of the ring. Waiting for someone to come out to accept her challenge.
Words spoken from that of a goddess. Ivy, kicked back in the comfort of her limo. Talking to her agena via cell phone. As she is on her way to the arena. Seemingly excited as tonight would mark her debut for the federation.
No. I don't know who I'll be facing tonight. I guess I'll find out when we get there. Speaking of which...
Ivy pushes the button on the side of the console to speak to her limo driver:
Hey ! Can you step on it ! We need to get to the arena. I don't want to get lost like last week.. if it wasn't for you taking that wrong turn. I would've made the show in time and got a match.
Ma'am I'm driving as fast as I possibly can. Do you want to get us killed ?
Ha ! not me of course. You on the other hand...
Ivy snickers to herself as she begins to put some make-up on. Then, ending her conversation with her agent:
Listen, can I call you back later ? I gotta deal with captain numnuts up front. M'kay, thanks, bye !
Hanging up her cell phone as the now irate limo driver babbles on:
Bah ! I swear, your agent doesn't pay me enough to handle the likes of you day in and day out.
Did anyone ever tell you that you are a shitty driver ?
About that time, the limo driver comes very close to hitting a oncoming vehicle. Just swerving out of the way in the nick of time.
HeHe.... see. I told you so !
Finally, the limo rolls up to the parking lot of the arena hosting this week's edition of Full Throttle.
Thank god ! Talk about your limo ride from hell...
Ivy opens the door. Already dressed in her ring attire. She instructs the limo driver to bring her bags into the arena.
Get the bags out of the trunk, then bring them into my locker room ASAP !
From here, Ivy begins to make her way into the arena. Walking down the hallway down towards the 'gorilla position'. Looks as if she arrived just in time. As the show is about to begin shortly. She instructs the backstage crew to go on ahead and fire up her theme music. As she is about to make her 'grand entrance'.
After the opening pyro and confetti fall to open up the show. Ivy's theme music kicks on. Don't be fooled by her charming good looks and quick wit boys. Never judge a book by its cover. As she can be sweet and charming one minute. Then a ruthless, cold-hearted bitch the next.
Ivy... begins to strut her way down the aisle. Fans cheering her on... men in particular. Gee, I wonder why ?
Walking up the steel steps, then slowly entering the ring. Welcomed by cheer and whistles from the crowd. The men in the front row look as if there about to have a heart attack. Yes.... the Goddess in the Flesh has officially arrived. Strap yourselves in... this is going to be one bumpy ride from this point forward.
The sweet sounds of SOil's hit song "Give It Up" begins to fade off into the background. Ivy, grabbing the microphone out of the ring announcer's hands. Slowly.... raising the mic up as she begins to speak to the public for the first time:
So this.... this... is Full Throttle ?
Crowd starts to cheer loudly...
Well.... if anyone likes to go at 'Full Throttle'... hehe... its me !
More whistling, hooting, and hollaring can be heard from the crowd.
No, no... you perverts. Not in that way... See, this is what seperates the women from the girls backstage. While all the other girls would normally go for that kind of thing. Ivy on the other hand, doesn't need to sell her body to get 'on top'.
I have everything that it takes to leginimatly become the best women's wrestler in the world !
Charisma ! Talent ! Beauty ! Charm ! Sex Appeal ! Intelligence !
You might as well say that I am truly the total package in women's wrestling. Hence the name, 'The Goddess in the Flesh'.
I'm going to get straight to the point. I'm challenging anyone on the women's division to a match here tonight. Its time for me to show the world what a Goddess is truly made of.
And... oh yea, one last thing boys and girls....
Life's a bitch.... and so is Ivy !
Lowering the microphone. Ivy stands in the center of the ring. Waiting for someone to come out to accept her challenge.