APW's Jobber speaks... (o2a)

[Jagerllama]

'Reckless' begins to play, as KD makes his way to the ring.
He climbs into the ring, and asks the ring crew to get him a mic.
They get him one, and he stands in the middle of the ring, and begins to speak....

'Well, here we are.... another match, another loss.
What does a guy have to do to get a win around here?

I've trained and trained, all for nothing, it seems.
5 matches...1 win... and that 1 was a fluke.
I'm not to proud to admit it.

So, where do we go from here?
Well, I plan to just get better.
Surely, I have the size and talent.
Just have had some bad breaks thats all.

So, I'm out here tonight to challenge anyone that will give me a fight.
I'm tired of losing, and want to take it out on somebody.

Who will take me up on this challenge?

KD looks to the stage and waits for someone to come out....

[Jason Cross]

Fortunately for Kevin, or maybe unfortunately in this case he isn't kept waiting long. The sounds of The Biggest The best play throughout the arena and Jason Cross makes his way out to the ring mic already in hand and ready to speak.

Your right Kevin your one win here was a fluke and it's time that mistake was corrected so your opponent for this week, well your looking at him and if I was you I get ready to mark down loss number 6 because this time I'm going to make sure you realize just who the real big man on the roster here is and everyone else can just stay in the back and watch because it's going to be you and me one on one.

[Jagerllama]

KD continues....

'Hmmm... the 'real' big man here, huh.'

KD pauses and looks as if he is thinking of something, then he continues...

'I think I've heard this story before. And after I heard it, I beat that so-called 'big man' 1..2..3...
earning me my only win here.

So, yeah, I have no problem with facing you, tonight.
How about we amp it up a little bit, and make it a Hardcore match?'

KD waits for an answer...

[Jason Cross]

Well if you really want to allow me to use weapons to beat you down who am'I to argue with that, just remember Shia Storm though the weapons would help him out a couple weeks back and it ended with him on his back counting lights. So hardcore it is and believe me Kevin it's going to be one short painful night for you.

[Jagerllama]

'Well, talk all you want. I don't really mind.

Just remember what happened last time we were in the ring together, and who was 'counting lights' when it was all said and done. How many where there, Cross?

'Big Daddy' is ready to move out of the basement of this place, and move into the big time.

My winning streak starts tonight...

Any last words before we start this thing?'