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Post by viper on Apr 15, 2008 14:28:35 GMT -4
Viper's theme begins to play over the PA system and he steps from behind the curtain ready to go, last week we saw both him and Cruz Corona leave licking their wounds. "You Suck" chants begin to sound throughout the arena and this crowd is definately against The Viper, maybe last week's over use of "bloody" had bored them into submission. Viper made his way to the ring, he jumped up onto the apron and stepped between the ropes, and he received a microphone.
Okay, okay I know last week I sucked, you know it and I know it. Vain if you are watching yes that day you were the better man, but today is a new day. You can boo all you want, you can say you suck all you want, I know that I deserve it. Tonight I am going to show you what a Viper is all about, cold, precise and emotionless
The crowd has mixed reactions to Viper's sombre speech and wondered where it was going, as his accent seemed to be more Americanized. Then Viper pointed toward the entrance ramp
So Corona what do you say? Shall we try again? And this time just us?
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Dante Atlas
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Try to LOCK ME up again nigga, only then will you find out what a LOCK UP really is.
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Post by Dante Atlas on Apr 16, 2008 19:00:20 GMT -4
Dante's theme hits over the arena and the crowd cheers as Dante makes his way out onto the stage. Dante looks around for a bit before making his way down the ramp and into the ring. Once in the ring Dante climbs the turnbuckles and taunts for a bit before getting a Mic and speaking.
[glow=silver,2,300]Corona? Who the fuck wont a cheep ass drink that the Mexicans drink all damn day? Huh? Who the fuck drinks that shit anyways? Not Dante Atlas uh uh nigga Dante only drinks the best damn Bourbon around homie. Dante don't drink none of that cheap ass across the border shit. Dante don't need that to get his ALLLLL MIGHTY HIGH HOMIE. Ya feel me homie? Good cause I got better things to speak about. First and foremost as you can tell I ain't that Mexican Drink Corona, I am DANTE ATLAS BITCH!!!!! I ain't here to have some little foreign ass drinking party homie. I am here to KICK SOME ASSSSSSSSSSS MOTHER FUCKER.[/glow]
Crowd cheers.
[glow=silver,2,300]Last week you sucked? Shit homie Last weekend I guess you can I say I sucked to. I shouldn't of lost to that STD feller JDV. That fucker was worse than that John Cena feller. Same 5 moves of doom is ALLLLLLLLLl that shithead used. That ain't going to happen again homie, thats a fact. Who the hell did you lose to anyway?[/glow]
Dante waits for a response.
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Corona
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King of Olympus
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Post by Corona on Apr 16, 2008 21:53:05 GMT -4
After the mindless ramblings of Dante Atlas was over with, 3s and 7s plays over the PA. Corona steps out onto the stage with a microphone in one hand a baseball bat in the other and a confused look on his face. Looking at both men in the ring he brought his microphone up to his lips and started talking.Whoa I must be having an out of body experience right now... last thing I remember was getting to the arena late and was told by a official that Viper was out in the ring asking for another match. But before I even get here someone is out here trying to take this match. I mean it must be me there in the ring because I was being called for. But then how is it that I'm up here on stage right now? And how in the hell did I turn from brown to black? Corona still had the look on his face. But the sarcasm in his voice was thick, but it still didn't stop most of the fans from laughing. His confused look then went away and was replaced with a more serious one.Oh right its because some asshole trying to take a match from me. That my friend won't fly here one bit. Have you ever heard of the three strikes rule in Baseball? Of course you have, who hasn't? Well that right there, trying too take a match from another wrestler would be strike number one As he spoke he got closer to the ring his eyes fix upon the match stealer.And then this punk has the gull to make fun of my name. That my friend is strike number two. Which now leaves us with strike el nĂºmero tres, Making fun of my fellow Mexican people. Now I'm trying the best that I can to not crack you over the head with this bat. But every time I look at your head it looks more and more like a big freakin' baseball just asking to be hit. And with those words being said he had managed to walk all the way down to the ring and was now standing face to face with Dante Atlas. He brought the mic back up and spoke again.Your no longer needed down here, so why don't you talk yourself to the back and wait your damn turn for a match. He lowered his mic and waited for one of the two to answer back
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Post by viper on Apr 17, 2008 4:34:31 GMT -4
Viper stands there and he wonders why everything tended to turn into a threesome, except when it was 2 girls? True he had called out Corona and then Atlas showed up, some reason he thought of Tony Atlas but then this Atlas didn't look that old but he had insulted Corona was that cool, the answer no, but Viper wanted to have a little fun and talk about beer
Actually Corona is one of the most refreshing beers around, and I did damn sure take beer over bourbon any day of the week. I always thought that bourbon was a cowboy's drink? Before you say it, yes I too am an immigrant looking to earn a crust here too. Now be original and find something to say about the British without using "tea", "crumpets", "the queen", "World War Two" or "William Regal" seriously he is a bad stereo type, so let me here it Dante? Sorry Cruz but I'd like to hear this guy out before we send him riding into the sunset like in a John Wayne movie
Viper gestures for Dante to take center stage and insult his heritage
Oh, and the guy who beat us was Jimmy Vain, you probably never heard of him, just like I haven't of you and you of me. So, Dante the mic is all yours
Viper moves to one corner and lifts himself up to sit on the turnbuckle, ready to listen (OOC: Was at work guys, so sorry it's a bit poor)
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