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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 1:37:19 GMT -4
The cameras are on. The scene starts out appearing to be in a.... classroom? Yes. It was indeed a classroom. A simple regular school classroom. Nothing huge like a college class room. The standard high school and lower types of classes. The room was filled with several students of sorts. Some resembling some actual members of the roster here in APW. Others appearing to resemble the likeness of others from other companies. Only was was genuine to who they were portraying in this scene. Pushing his way through the door, in he entered the class. Dressed up in a light blue, short sleeve dress shirt. A black bowtie hung from his neck. Khaki slacks down his legs to meet his wingtip dark brown dress shoes. Regular glasses rested on his face as he entered the room. A leather suitcase in his right hand as he approached the desk at the front of the class. Stopping behind the desk, he places the suitcase on the top of the desk. Looking out among his students... He gave them a nod... A smile appears on his face... He greets them...
"Good morning class."
The class responds in unison...
Class: "Good morning Mr. Williams."
"Alright class. It's time for your first lesson here today."
Turning his back to the class, he reaches forward and picks up a stick of chalk. Looking at the chalkboard infront of him, he lifted the chalk up and proceeded to start writing on it. He simply wrote three letters. In big capital letters... the chalkboard read...
P W N
...He then set the chalk down on the bottom of the chalkboard. Slowly turning around to the class, he begins to speak again...
"Now... Can anyone here tell me what this is....?"
...He says pointing to the chalkboard. Instantly, the arms shoot straight up. Looking around the class. He points to a certain someone who just so happened to be sitting in the front....
"Yes. You."
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 1:47:08 GMT -4
The person sitting center row, wearing a classy pair of glasses was Mr. Williams star pupil, Nattie Roxx, who was sporting your classic school uniform, complete with green plaided skirt. Heck, she even had those thick-framed black glasses, which gleamed below the classroom lights. Clearing her throat, she put on a know-it-all tone, "Well Mr. Williams, it means 'Pound Weeping Nattie."
The students around the class giggle, as Nattie turns her head around, looking rather confused. "...what?"
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 2:04:24 GMT -4
"Now, now children..."
He shook his head. Waving his hands slightly to calm the class down. The giggling coming to a halt. Mr. Williams turning his attention back to Nattie. Shaking his head once again.
"Not quite the answer I was looking for. You're on the right track, but not quite there yet. Now Ms. Roxx... PWN simply stands for....."
He turned back around and picked the chalk back up. Proceeding with the writing on the chalkboard once again.
P U R E O W N A G E
Keeping the chalk in hand, he turns to face the class once again. Turning his attention back to Ms. Roxx. Must teach her to learn from her mistake. Not singling her out now. Just simply correcting her mistakes. Pointing the chalk at her, he speaks again...
"Now Ms. Roxx... This here is what PWN stands for. Perhaps you could tell us all what the meaning of this is?"
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 2:26:22 GMT -4
Nattie hated being wrong, and being singled out by her teacher, was well, wasn't exactly the most pleasing of feelings. Trying her best to sound confident in herself, she quickly begins to jog her mind around the idea of "Pure Ownage," and she honestly didn't have a clue what it could mean. "Well," she began, hoping her thick-rimmed glasses could perhaps hide the uncertainty on her face, "Pure, in it's true meaning means...clear. For instance, if your face doesn't have any pimples, then you're skin is pure of any facial abnormalities. Ownage on the other hand is basically a cooler way of saying, 'ownership,' so if I had to guess...clear possession?" Giving Mr. Williams a nervous look, she quickly picks up her pencil, and readies herself to take some serious notes.
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 2:46:35 GMT -4
"Clear possession?"
Pausing for a moment. He thought about that answer for a moment. It could be defined in that way. Beginning to nod his head, he smiled. Pointing the chalk at Ms. Roxx, he began to speak...
"Well... That is technically correct Ms. Roxx. Kind of a strange way to have worded it, but the meaning is all the same. You get points for effort. Yes, class. Clear possession. PWN equals clear possession. Now... I know what you might be wondering. Possession? Possession of what?"
Rhetorical question. Looking among the class. He shrugged his shoulders and began to continue.
"Well, it's simple. You use this word when you're possessing a person. Now... I'm not talking literally like a slave nor am I speaking in a supernatural sense such as an exorcist. When you're in possession of a person? Well... It simply means you've beaten someone at so bad at what you're doing... That you infact own what you're doing. Thus.... the ownage. The pure, unadulterated ownage. You understand Ms. Roxx?"
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 3:06:02 GMT -4
Using a finger to bring her sliding glasses back up her nose, she takes a snort, the geekiest of all snorts, causing the majority of the class to AT LEAST snicker. Quickly writing the last of her notes, she looks back up, her hair looking more of a mess then the usual. After quick moment of giving him a blank stare, she finally realized that he asked her a question, and quickly darts back to her written notes. "Um...yes, yes, I do!" She lied, sneakily looking in opposite directions.
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 3:16:07 GMT -4
"That's good."
A nod of the head. He was getting through to Ms. Roxx. Awesome. Simply awesome.
"Well then... Ms. Roxx... You mind using the word "PWN" in a sentence for us...? There are several ways you could use such a word. A word as versatile as PWN and the deep meaning behind it... You must know how you use it before you go out and do it. You must thoroughly have a great understanding of the concept of PWN. Now then... Seeing as how you've got a better understand... How about.... You use it in a sentence for us... As a... transitive verb? Yes. Use the word PWN as a transitive verb Ms. Roxx."
He put his hands behind his back. That smile remaining on his face. Awaiting for Ms. Roxx to demonstrate her understanding of the concept of PWN.
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 3:25:43 GMT -4
Nattie then stood up, and cleared her throat, "Tonight, we PWNED the competition, and and took one step closer into becoming the APW Tag Team Champions." She then let out a sigh of relief. That was a little tougher then she imagined, "How was that Mr. Williams? Hehe, I even used it its past tense."
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 3:31:07 GMT -4
He threw he arm forward. Giving Ms. Roxx a big thumbs up. A quick wink to go with it. That smile on his face curving into a smirk.
"Very good Ms. Roxx. Very good."
Nodding his head.
"Excellent. Perhaps you could use it again? Maybe this time... A noun?"
He stood there awaiting another answer. Expecting another great answer hopefully. This is what Ms. Roxx needed. A crash course lesson into becoming a better person.
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 3:54:06 GMT -4
A noun? A noun is a person, place, thing, or idea. Pwning was essentially an idea...so...looking towards the ceiling, and sem-pouting, Nattie began to think of a sentence. After a moment of going through all the grammatically possibilities, she stuck her index finger in the air as she finally had something, "A good PWNing occurred the night Crack Roxx completely demolished DangerBreed in APW's Tag Team Tournament." She then Mr. Williams another pleasing grin.
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 4:06:12 GMT -4
"Take example folks. Take example. Ms. Roxx here is a prime example of what can happen when you work extra hard and never give up. Bravo Ms. Roxx. Bravo."
He began to clap for her a few times. Looking around the class. A brief nodding of his head before focusing his attention primarily on Ms. Roxx. That smile on his face. Got to love it when your pupil is slowly but surely making progress. Time for new tactics.
"Now that I believe we've demonstrated how to use the word PWN. Now... How about we test out the idea of a PWN? Hmmm? I think it would be good to have some practice before going out and exercising the ability in the real world? Yes?"
Nodding his head again. He looked out among the crowd again and pointed out to where a Shia Storm look-a-like was sitting.
"You. Come to the front of the room."
The Shia Storm look-a-like got up from his desk. Came forward through the rows of desks and stopped infront of it. Then he pointed over to Ms. Roxx.
"You. I want you to demonstrate the idea of a PWN for us. Don't be shy. Just let it all out and be as harsh as humanly possible for yourself."
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 18, 2008 4:18:05 GMT -4
Nattie again? Ugh. A classmate sneakily snarls, yelling "teacher's pet," before Nattie took a stance in front of the assumed Shia Storm. Demonstrating a PWN...how was Nattie supposed to do that?...snapping her fingers, she walked up to her opponent, and placed her glasses on him. Yawning, she then leaned her body against Shia, looking rather bored. A second later, she began to swerve her hips, until eventually she began to perform a rather suggestive dance on this Shia double, much to this impersonator's pleasure. Suddenly, it stopped, and right when Shia was getting excited, he gets kicked in the nether-regions, falling to his knees in a wincing pain. She then bows before Mr. Williams and the class before taking back her seat, Shia still on the ground, not...feeling too well.
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 18, 2008 11:15:24 GMT -4
Mr. Williams stood there with a hand place over his mouth. It wasn't out of shock of what Ms. Roxx had did. No. Not at all. It was to keep himself from bursting into laughter at what he just saw. The Shia look-a-like should have saw that coming from a mile away. Someone needs to do some reading and bone up on their physical PWN chapter. Shaking his head, he lowered his hand from his mouth.
"Can anyone tell me what Shia did wrong?"
He looks among the class. He points to one that happens too look like Skullinator.
"Krametor... What did Shia do wrong?"
"He didn't keep his eye on the prize?"
"Correct. You see... If Shia had been more focused on what could happen and not so much on Ms. Roxx... *ahem*... figure... Then he would not have epically failed so badly."
He looked down from over his desk at Shia on the floor still.
"Walk it off son."
He looks back up at the class again.
"Now you see folks.... This here is what we call a physical PWN. This happens when you clearly own someone with contact. You clearly own someone by... quite frankly... making them look like Shia here. Alright... Now... Let's have ourselves... a verbal PWN... Shall we...?"
He points at the Skullinator look a like.
"You. And...."
He points at Nattie again. Smile on his face.
"You again."
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 21, 2008 17:20:01 GMT -4
The crowd behind her begins to chant "teacher's pet" as Nattie stood up from her seat again, and let out a sigh before giving Jay a fake smile. Again? Why couldn't he pick the Jennifer Drew look-a-like sitting next to her? Heck, why not Joe Bruiser? At least he would do some type of funny dance.
Placing her hand on her chin, she began to think of all the possible things she could say to this miniature Skullinator. She had faced him before, and well...beat him after a great 20 minute battle, and she thought she said what she pretty much said everything that had to be said...and words weren't exactly Nattie's strong point. Clearing her throat, she politely asks something, "...example Mr. Williams?"
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 21, 2008 17:58:29 GMT -4
Smirk forming on his face as his pupil asked for an example from the master. Nodding his head. Teach through example, the rule that he lived by as a teacher. And it seemed Ms. Roxx was looking for that method to be demonstrated this moment. Very well then. Mr. Williams proceeded to make his way around the desk over to where Ms. Roxx and the Skullinator look-a-like were standing. Looking Skullinator up and down briefly. He began to nod his head and began with the teachings...
"Well... For starters... Most beginning PWNers try to start off with attack appearances. As that is the first observation one can make if they don't know the person they are attempting to PWN... Skullinator for example... Looks like his mother dressed him up for Halloween in an embarassing costume but he just loves it so very dearly that he refuses to give it up. Or my personal favorite... A horror movie rejected monster. That one always makes me laugh. Another good way is to make fun of their name. That's often one that gets used most often. I and so many others like to call Skullinator... Skeletor. For obvious reasons. It's disrespectful and funny at the same time. Especially when the recieving end gets angry about it. Now... It's even better when you actually know the person. Like you've been talking with them long enough to figure out what kind of person they are. Skullinator for example... I've had some experience with him in the past. And he likes to make it known that he's a racist against African Americans. Another well known racist... Even though he tries to cover it up... But I don't believe that shit... Would be Kramer. And that's another to through at Skullinator. Combine this with Skeletor... And you get... Krametor. There's plenty of ways you can go about verbally abusing someone. Appearance, name, their personality... Hell... If you know the guy or girl well enough... You can attack their weaknesses. That's always a good way to hurt their feelings. Remember... In order to be a PWNer... You must not care about the PWNee. Got it?"
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Post by Nattie Roxx on Apr 21, 2008 18:31:02 GMT -4
"Not...care...about...the...person...I'm....insulting?" Nattie says to herself with a questionable tone. Not caring if she hurt his feelings? Completely new concept. She usually said things that would create either happy or neutral feelings, unless of course the person royally made her angry. Nervously clearing her throat, she tries her best attempt at verballing owning someone, "Krametor..." she winks at Jay, "...you suck!" She then looks back at Jay, "...how was that?" She wasn't believable for a moment, in fact, the majority of the crowd began to slightly laugh, the short Skullinator stand-in, just standing with with a blank expression on his face.
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Post by Kenisha Williams on Apr 21, 2008 18:53:36 GMT -4
Shaking his head. Mr. Williams shakes his finger at Ms. Roxx. He knows that she can do better than that. He knew it. Time to correct her.
"That's okay... For a novice... Who's looking to be the queen or king of the school yard playground... You need to be vicious with your verbal attacks. To be truly great at being a PWNer.... You must have no compassion for those you are looking to make your PWNee. You think that Krametor here is looking to be your friend? No. He's looking to knock you unconscious or even worse. He's looking to hurt you physically. Why hold back from a person who's looking to hurt you? Now... As a PWNer... You're looking to hurt them physically, and mentally... If you manage to do so mentally... It makes the experience of PWNing them physically that much sweeter. Now... Try again Ms. Roxx... But remember... This time.... Really let him have it. Give him an earful that'll leave him running home crying to momma. And.... go."
He pointed at Ms. Roxx... Giving her the go ahead to give it another try.
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