Give me some of dat JDV Disease BIOTCH!!!(O2JDV)

[Dante Atlas]

Dante's theme hits over the arena and the big ol body of Dante comes stomping out onto the stage, He wears his wrestling gear as he makes his way down the ramp. Once at the ring he jumps up onto the side of the ring where sparks shoot out from the turnbuckle. Dante gets inside of the ring and taunts a bit before receiving a Mic and speaking.

[glow=silver,2,300]JDV, JDVVVVVVVVV, JDVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV. You never speak of the word addiction. Why The hell not? Your evidently addicted to that ass that you spank every night homie. Ain't no wonder your infected with the killer JDV Virus. This shit is like Resident Evil mixed with I am Fucking Legend dog. Only dose movies were BAD FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You? not so much of one homie, you see JDV. I have come out here to not just call that Disease infected ass of yolls out here, but also to tell the HOLE world dat you aint nothing but a...MAN WHORE. No shit homie, Ive known plenty of them stinky ass mo fo's from the god damn prison system. ASS HOLES they are homie.[/glow]

Dante pauses.

[glow=silver,2,300]Yoll name stands for JUST DON'T VOMIT. God damn after smelling them stinky ass armpits and dat stinky ass of yolls I sure as mother fucking hell felt like Vomiting. My god homie JUST DONT VOMIT must be yoll saying or some shit. STAY AWAY FROM DAT ASS OR HE WILL TRY NOT TO VOMIT ON YOLL ASS.[/glow]

Crowd laughs.

[glow=silver,2,300]Hoe hoe JDV my BIOTCH from another SLUT. You got lucky homie, 2 weeks ago you were the luckiest man in TOWN. You were able to work my big ol fat muscley squishy ass down to where I fucking tapped out to that stinky ass. YOU GOT LUCKY AND THANK THE FUCKING LOLD YOLL ASS DIDN'T VOMIT ALL OVER ME. COME ON OUT HERE MY HOMIE, we have business to take care of. Just keep yoll distance BITCH.[/glow]

Dante waits to see if JDV will come out or not.

[JDV]

~Five Finger Death Punch's "The Devil's Own" begins to blare over the Pa system. The fans erupt into a cheer as JDV steps out on to the stage. Though most dislike his attitude, none could deny his wrestling ability...And, the fans seemed to respect him for that.~

~He nonchalantly makes his way down to the ring, a slight smirk on his face. He had somewhat expected this. Using the steel steps as his means of reaching the apron, he steps over the middle rope to enter the ring. Retrieving a microphone from a stage hand, he now stands toe to toe with Atlas.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"Woah...woah...woah....Could you please repeat that? Maybe slow it down a bit and speak in proper English..'homie'."[/shadow]

~JDV continues to smile, still standing right in Atlas's face.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"You see...I was waiting for this....I knew you, much like Vain...would want your second shot at me. Well, I granted Vain his shot here at the Pay-Per-View....But now, I have you asking for a rematch as well. What to do, what to do?" [/shadow]

~JDV now steps away from Atlas. He takes a quick glance at the fans on his left, then the fans to his right. Shaking his head disappointedly, he begins to pace around the ring.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"Now....you and Vain were both worthy opponents...both men I would love to step into the ring again with...But, how can we make this happen in one night? I mean...I already proved I can beat you both separatley...so, I guess the only thing left to prove...is that I can beat you both together....." [/shadow]

~The fans cheer, liking how this was sounding so far...~

[shadow=black,left,300]"Triple threat you may ask? No...that....that only allows me to beat one of you yet again...no, I want a second victory over BOTH of you...so....I, the one and only JDV....challenge you and Vain...to a one...on...tag match...The both of you squaring off against me....What do you say, 'homie'?"[/shadow]

~Was JDV freaking insane? Challenging these two beasts of men to a handicap match? Apparently Vain knocked a few screws loose last week.~

[Dante Atlas]

[glow=silver,2,300]NIGGA SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA? A Handicap match against YOU homie? Who the hell is that Vain fella anyways? he some CRACKHEAD from downtown or something? I aint never herd the woid before MY STD CRACKA JACK. NEVER in my life. SO when exactley did you give this here homie G Vain a shot at yoll stinky ass? Whatever man however you see it things will still go yoll way anyways homie. I'm all for extracting that STD out of yoll ass and SHOVING UP THAT MO FO VAIN'S ASSHOLE.[/glow]

Fans cheer a bit.

[glow=silver,2,300]Handicap Match it is then homie, don't be trying to infect myass now.[/glow]

Dante lowers the mic awaiting a reply.

[jv]

---'Duality' by Slipknot begins to play over the PA System. Out walks The Wreckless Youth Jimmy. Receiving a warm welcome from the capacity crowd on hand. This will be a big night in Jimmy's career. His first PPV ever, and he is on an incredible hot streak as of late. Despite his only loss to JDV. He had high hopes in coming out and getting his quote unquote 'revenge'.

Both men have a new found respect for each other after this week's Full Throttle event. However, that doesn't change the fact that Vain would like just at least one more shot at him. Vain, standing on stage with mic already in hand. Motions for the music to stop. As it does, he then begins to speak---

Well, what do we have here ? I find myself in a very compromising situation. When I arrived into this building earlier. I was hoping for more of a challenge. I mean, don't get me wrong. I heard great things about you Dante. I must say however. After hearing you rant and rave against JDV like that. 'Homie', lemme just ask this:

WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY ??

I swear to gawd... I thought for a moment there. I was watching an old episode of 'Yo MTV Raps' or some shit. While I have seen you in the ring, yet, I must admit. Your very impressive. Your speaking skills on the mic ? You may....need to work on that a little bit. Kinda hard for me to relate to you in your native 'gangsta' tone.

See, like everybody else in this world. I'm a big supporter for the English Language. You know, spelling, grammar, punctuations, etc. You my friend have officially butchered all of that. I really don't know how these fans could stand to listen to you speak anyway. Listening to your ramble on and on about wanting to 'infect' JDV with your STD's.

---Crowd starts to chuckle a little bit. That was SOOOO wrong in so many ways... Jimmy however was having his own fun twisting Atlas' words around into something totally different.---

Now I find that to be completely scary. I for one am a straight as they come, 100%, Grade-A Heterosexual. You got that homes ?

---Jimmy thinks to himself---
This guy is starting to freak me out. Don't tell me I have to deal with another Cruz Corona/gay stalker ? I really don't think I could put up with that shit again. But, he is my tag team partner tonight and we both have a score to settle with JDV. I don't mind teaming with the guy...just so long as he keeps his distance and keeps his hands to himself.

---Jimmy regains his composure and continues on---

And one last thing.... nobody....and I mean nobody...

IS STICKING ANYTHING UP MY ASSHOLE !!!!

Get it...got it....good !

Keep your fantasies to yourself Atlas. Go hook yourself up with Corona maybe, kay, thanks, go fuck yourself.

Moving on...

---Jimmy turns his attention over to JDV---

While my partner seems to be a little too preoccupied with STD's, Assholes, and such. I'm here on business. I believe we have a score to settle don't we ? While I must admit. You are indeed as good as you say you are. Your odds of beating me and Atlas tonight are very slim.

I officially accept your proposal for a Handicap Match. I have no problem whatsoever with that. Just keep in mind. One day...just one day...we'll both officially go one-on-one once again. See, what you did at Full Throttle was bring out the best in me. I've steamrolled through everybody thus far in APW. You were the only one to stop me in my tracks. Good for you is all I gotta say... but tonight, I'm going to officially redeem myself and put a loss into your column.

Then...and only then... if you feel bitter about that. Then maybe we can officially have another one-on-one go round just one more time in the near future ?

Atlas.... get your head out of my ass for one second and get focused. I've got a job to do tonight. I'm not going to let you fuck this up. Once we defeat JDV, you get out of my sight. PERIOD !

Because you are beginning to freak me out !

---Jimmy lowers the mic---

[JDV]

~JDV just shakes his head in a disappointed manner. A small smirk gracing his face ever since Vain had went on his little rant about Atlas ruining the English language. That was basically the same thing he himself had said to Atlas just a few weeks back.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"Well damn, with as well as you two get along...I should have no problem tearing you apart. You see, its obvious that neither of me can beat me on your own. Thats the only reason I offered this match...I want a loss! I neeeeeed a loss! The only problem is...I'm to damn amazing for anybody to deliver me one....And, I sure as hell ain't going to lay down and just give up for anybody!" [/shadow]

~JDV's gaze switches back and fourth between Vain on the stage and Atlas in the ring with him. Though he had respect for them both, he trusted them about as far as he could throw them.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"So, here we stand....I consider myself to be stepping in the ring with two of the best that APW has to offer....This is your redemption day fellas. Now or never....The two of you...you have to man up, put your differences aside.....and kick my freaking ass!" [/shadow]

~He takes in one deep breathe then immediately releases it.~

[shadow=black,left,300]"So, be prepared fellas....be prepared....I'm handing you two the chance to give the first lost to APW's future top superstar...I just hope you guys can grab it and run with it.....Run with it fellas...." [/shadow]

~With that said, JDV lets his microphone fall to the ring mat. Allowing his hand to rise over his head, he snaps his fingers. As soon as he does so, the arena goes pitch black. You can hear the fans questioning whats happening and what not. As the lights finally come back on, JDV is nowhere to be seen.~