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Post by Jennifer Drew on Apr 22, 2008 3:06:47 GMT -4
“Stickin in my Eye” plays as we're joined once again by the Rose Champion who has the belt around her waist and a mysterious silver can she finishes off and discards on the way to the ring. This was a very different Jennifer. Almost in danger of being so last year. Instead of her usual routine she just goes straight for the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and gives the horns as she slaps the belt a few times. Everyone out there still loved her, but did she care about the cheers?
That's enough of that.
You know someone said to me that alcohol was only going to take me so far, but I've got to say I feel pretty damn good right now. I know what you're all thinking. Wow, she's really not over it. Yeah, I'm really, really not. I'm sure I won't be until a certain someone gets that I never did her wrong. Never have, never will. You know where to find me when you're ready to admit it, because I've already had as much of this as I can stand.
Oh and you think my head was in the game when I had to come back out here and take on that little blonde number afterwards? Huh? Seriously, was that match even legal? Do they just not have laws up here in the bitter, icy frontier? I think you know what I was thinking about in there and I think you know what I'm going to be thinking about when I blow through this battle royal and it's just me, a ladder and five other girls.
And that brings me to tonight. As some of you may have noticed by the conspicuous piece of white leather and platinum around my waist I defended the title last Full Throttle. Scarlett Rose you left me standing here with just this to help me sleep at night, which means I'm going to fight to hang on to it for one more night, even if it kills me. It's do or die for both of us so I don't care who you are if you want this, take it.
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Post by Scarlett Rose on Apr 22, 2008 3:24:48 GMT -4
Just as Jennifer issues her lovely challenge, Scarlett's theme plays...again throughout the arena. Whining much? Walking with her head held up high, she walks down the entrance ramp, the crowd feeding her with the same reaction she received just a while ago. Giving a look towards Jennifer, she walks past the ring and heads towards...the announce table? Being handed a microphone from ringside staff, Scarlett refuses, and asks for a chair instead. Within moments, they listen to her, and bring her chair. Placing it right between both announce tables, she crosses her legs as she continues to give a blank stare in Jennifer's direction. What did Scarlett have planned; if anything? The announcers hand her a headset, and Scarlett gracefully accepts. Her slight Texan accent was about to rave through everyone's television sets.
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Post by Jennifer Drew on Apr 22, 2008 3:36:38 GMT -4
The night just kept getting better and better. How the hell was she going to concentrate on keeping the belt when she was going to have to look down at that face every few seconds. Jennifer leans forward on the ring ropes with her back to the announce table.
“She's not there, she's not there, she's not there.”
Would it be true if she kept thinking it?
As I was saying this belt's on the line and I don't care who against, Rose, woman or the goddamn Yeti. Except for one person and she knows what her name is.
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Post by snl2 on Apr 24, 2008 16:13:21 GMT -4
The Feel Good Drag by Anberlin plays over the PA system the theme of both Seriously Not Losing and Lauren Blayze. She had seen enough of the lovers tiff on the monitor and wanted a closer look so she made her way out onto the stage to address her friend and partner Scarlett and The Rose champion and ex/current lover of Scarlett Jennifer Drew
"OK, Now I see that you two have an issue going on. I heard something about cheating on you. Scarlett I am surprised that you think anybody dare cheat on you, with your looks and toughness they'd be a fool. Despite the pink hair I don't think Jennifer is a fool, after our conversation the other day she seems level headed to me!"
The temptation of a title to great for Lauren to resist and maybe this was the perfect time to strike, depending on Jennifer accepting it of course
"Now you two have some issues that probably won't be resolved here and now, so let me just say. I think that at this moment in time the most important thing is to decide who gets a shot at that Rose championship?"
Lauren then raises her arms and poses as if to say "Look no further"
"So what do you say Jennifer, give an old girl a shot at glory?" |
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Post by The Showbix on Apr 24, 2008 20:28:33 GMT -4
However the Showbix's theme hits the P.A as out appears none other than Mia "Showbix" Porter with her trademark retro sunglasses, she has a mic in hand and adresses the girls there
Sorry to burst your bubble you dumb oxiganated blonde, but if there's someone who deserves a rematch with Jenny here, that's me!
boos can be heard as Showbix goes down the ramp and gets in the ring
Look Jenny whatever you do outside the squared circle is none of my business and I won't bring that up to your face just to get a rematch, just like this blonde ol' glory here is doing. All I want is a rematch. Because a little bird told me that nobody took you to the limit like I did Jen. NOBODY! Luck played in your field, you pulled that BIXSLAP out of nowhere to knock me out cold, pretty stiff I gotta admit, my jaw hurt for a while. But that was a desperation move Jen, both of us were fatigated, exhausted, tired. I could have pulled a move and get the win.
But I didn't so that's why I am outta here, before handling title shots to this worthless competition, look into yourself, I know your pride of fighter is willing to get in another match with me. Make it a 3-way if you wanna be fair. But get to notice, I am comming after this title, no matter how many times you knock me out.
Showbix then turns at Lauren
And you ol' glory, better stay away from my business!
Showbix then spots Scarlett
Whatever... So what Jen? Will you add me to the match, or I beat this dumb blonde here to show you that tonight I mean DEAD SERIOUS business?
Showbix waits for an answer
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Post by Jennifer Drew on Apr 24, 2008 21:09:23 GMT -4
Alright, alright everybody pipe down!
She points at Lauren first.
You, congratulations. You're in the match. The old girl wants a shot at me. Fine, that's fine, although the phrase old girl hurts my head. It's pretty simple: One, you came out and made a demand, two, I've never faced you before, you're new here at least and that's exactly what I want right now and three this match is going to drive our color commentators insane.
Also you've already succeeded in pissing me off because apparently you're perpetuating some stereotype I'm not aware of that chicks with pink hair are dumb. That's blondes. And you just proved it by saying that. Women with pink hair are faux rebels who are dying for attention.
Except for me... I still have mad underground cred... all over the place...
GET IT STRAIGHT!
Still fired up she turns over to the Showbix.
And you Showbix. Game on, triple-threat. Big money. Belt on the line.
What did you call what I did? A BIXSLAP? Oh hell no, Jennifer Drew is in control of her brand. That was a precision Jennifer Drew-style double reverse punch and it was by far the coolest thing anyone's ever seen. But you're right our match that night was a classic so we're going to recapture the magic here at Climbing Olympus.
And when I get a chance, I'm going to walk up and punch you in the face. Be afraid.
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Post by snl2 on Apr 25, 2008 5:33:48 GMT -4
Lauren's goals: 1 get in the title match... CHECK! 2 make Jennifer mad... CHECK! 3 Drive a wedge between Jennifer and Scarlett... Not quite done... Yet
Blonde bubble about to burst in 3... 2... 1...
"OK! OK! So you didn't like a few things, with the fire in you you ought to be a redhead maybe you are under there I don't know? You say it's a rebellion to have pink hair but who exactly are you rebelling against? I said you are not a fool I suppose pink hair to me is unconventional which I assume was what you were after? Yes? No? Twist my words as you wish but I know that you are just doing it because Scarlett wanted to bring me in as a partner, if I am wrong although you probably don't need telling this but please feel free to correct me!"
"I came out here not to make a demand but to solve your dilemma as you were obviously ducking Scarlett? Or at least from the outside it sure looked like that, so I came out and suggested that I face you for it! My saying old hurts your head boo hoo I was referring to how I feel, this year I turn 30 and recently I have been through a lot so forgive me for starting to feel a little old. To you I am new I can understand that you seem to be familiar to me, maybe it's the teenage angst and rebellion in you. For a grown woman you pull it off very well I must say"
Lauren then turns to The Showbix... The other one who went with the typical Blonde Bimbo stereo type and said rematch did Lauren deserve a rematch with somebody she had never faced before? She always thought that it was just called a match when you face them for the first time? Lauren thought she'd give Showbix a piece of her mind stay away from her business coming from somebody who looked more like a model than a wrestler, maybe a female Rick Martel
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Nope nothing there was it a dumb blonde moment for Lauren or simply that in her eyes Showbix didn't deserve a response? Well whether she did or not Lauren was going to give her one
"OK, Showbix that sounds like some poor tasting breakfast cereal? You do realize that you justified you getting a rematch because you came close before... With this being climbing Olympus makes me wonder if every silver medalist has the right to challenge to a rematch for the gold, the one who is just a fraction of a second behind, threw just an inch to short, missed the winning jump by a small margin? I forgot it's wrestling, wow I must have had a dumb oxygenated blonde moment again, boy life would be so much simpler if I didn't have these periods of stupidity... IF you would... Showbix please explain to me the dumb little blonde what you meant by using oxygenated in that sentence? Please otherwise I'll be left all alone in the dark not knowing"
The last part of that Lauren pretended she was very dumb indeed
"Oh well at least I have my looks!"
Lauren said that in a sickly over positive way
"You are right about one thing I don't deserve a rematch... for that I would need to face Jennifer first! Other wise it wouldn't be a rematch now would it?"
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