Post by Nolan on Jun 28, 2008 3:46:08 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]After a quick Viagra commercial, a strange song…Suffocating under Words of Sorrow by Bullet For My Valentine starts to play. The crowd stays silent wondering who is going to come out. As the screaming of the song stop, a man that once wrestled in the APW ring before comes out. Nolan, wearing a backwards hat, a black face mask and his new signature attire, hold up his hand in devil horns. Nolan walks down the ring looking at the people who used to watch his wrestle before he joined the Russian military. Nolan had spent months of training in Germany before deciding to come back to APW. He had received a phone call from a good friend, Corona, which maybe he should come back, and he did! Nolan slid under the bottom rope and into the ring, got up and looked around as the music faded away to the words “you’re guilty!” [/glow]
[glow=white,2,300]“Wow, it’s been so long since I’ve stepped foot in this ring. You know, an old buddy of mine, you might know him, his name is Cruz Corona- *a bunch of boos roar around the arena only with a couple of cheers* - Ha ha ha, that’s not nice, but that was funny. Hey guys in the back, email that to me. But anyways, Cruz called me while I was training in Germany, my trainers name was Michael…wait….wait…Sczhectovict, Cruz told me I should come back to APW and, you know what, I’m proud to be back and to see my fans. I’m proud to see all of my fans and especially that blonde wearing my old shirt, so uhh…what are you doin’ after the show? SHIT! Forgot, I’m married! Alright guys, I got to go see my kids. LATER!”[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Nolan leaves the ring with his music playing again. He looks at a kid who looks just like him. “God, it’s like a mirror!” Nolan walks away trying not to get distracted. Nolan turns around flipping the crowd off as a joke and everybody laughs. As Nolan’s music fades away, a Mountain Dew commercial appears, but, Nolan’s mic is still on so you hear “I love Mountain Dew.”[/glow]
[glow=white,2,300]“Wow, it’s been so long since I’ve stepped foot in this ring. You know, an old buddy of mine, you might know him, his name is Cruz Corona- *a bunch of boos roar around the arena only with a couple of cheers* - Ha ha ha, that’s not nice, but that was funny. Hey guys in the back, email that to me. But anyways, Cruz called me while I was training in Germany, my trainers name was Michael…wait….wait…Sczhectovict, Cruz told me I should come back to APW and, you know what, I’m proud to be back and to see my fans. I’m proud to see all of my fans and especially that blonde wearing my old shirt, so uhh…what are you doin’ after the show? SHIT! Forgot, I’m married! Alright guys, I got to go see my kids. LATER!”[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Nolan leaves the ring with his music playing again. He looks at a kid who looks just like him. “God, it’s like a mirror!” Nolan walks away trying not to get distracted. Nolan turns around flipping the crowd off as a joke and everybody laughs. As Nolan’s music fades away, a Mountain Dew commercial appears, but, Nolan’s mic is still on so you hear “I love Mountain Dew.”[/glow]