Post by pornstar on Apr 29, 2007 5:16:17 GMT -4
Here we see our friendly neighborhood PornStar approaching the office of Dick Hughe, laughing at how ridiculously false that play on words of his name was. Buck'd seen it before when the bastid was jackin' off to Buck 'bout to get some of Candi's ass, but he fucked that up. That? Made him prime enemy numero uno in Bucks book, and now he's got more incriminating evidence.
He stoops over, sliding an huge manilla envelope under the door of Dick, on the front, written boldly in black magic marker reads:
GAY SCANDAL ROCKS APW'S GENERAL MANAGER?
Upon opening the envelope, a small image flutters to the ground, that is ignored for now as a professionally typed letter is pulled out...
"Dear Dick,
Remember our li'l excursion a month or so back? You givin' me a blowjob in the bathroom? Heh... you can deny it all that you want, Dick... but I got proof... enclosed in the envelope is a partial, blurred image of this said blowjob. Dick.... you're a dirty fucking soulless man, and you need to burn in hell for abusing your power to making me LET you give me a blowjob in order to keep my job here after losing the Nationwide title. For that, Dick? You'll burn in hell. Piss me off just once. I dare you... Familablog.org is getting more and more popular by the day. I'll get your ass thrown out of here faster than someone slipping up using the N word, I swear to god. Fair warning. Oh, and a little bit extra is in this envelope too... another pic. Enjoy!
Signed,
Jason Arrielle
Buck Wylde
PORNSTAR
[/color]He stoops over, sliding an huge manilla envelope under the door of Dick, on the front, written boldly in black magic marker reads:
GAY SCANDAL ROCKS APW'S GENERAL MANAGER?
Upon opening the envelope, a small image flutters to the ground, that is ignored for now as a professionally typed letter is pulled out...
"Dear Dick,
Remember our li'l excursion a month or so back? You givin' me a blowjob in the bathroom? Heh... you can deny it all that you want, Dick... but I got proof... enclosed in the envelope is a partial, blurred image of this said blowjob. Dick.... you're a dirty fucking soulless man, and you need to burn in hell for abusing your power to making me LET you give me a blowjob in order to keep my job here after losing the Nationwide title. For that, Dick? You'll burn in hell. Piss me off just once. I dare you... Familablog.org is getting more and more popular by the day. I'll get your ass thrown out of here faster than someone slipping up using the N word, I swear to god. Fair warning. Oh, and a little bit extra is in this envelope too... another pic. Enjoy!
Signed,
Jason Arrielle
Buck Wylde
PORNSTAR
The image inside? Sure as shit shows Dick with his mouth wide open, something in it... the rest is cut off. The image that fluttered to the floor? Well... a simple calling card...
Have a great fuckin' day....
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