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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 0:34:31 GMT -4
It's times like this that makes Buck glad he really don't give a shit... He's like... leashed in this mall visit with two... very... mmm.... wanna grab their asses.... droolsm.... umm....
Hm....
Birds.
"Flyin' fuckin' rats! Christ!
Hey, Candi!!! Check out how good I walk backwards!"
Remember Buck being leashed? Yeah... had to walk IN FRONT of them with his hands to himself... so he shoves his hands into his pockets, starts backpedalin' and enjoying the fuckin' view... God it's gonna be a crime when Lilith gets herself a bra, man, I'm tellin' ya... if you weren't readin' this? Them nipples are fuckin...
OUT THERE, man!
Like... Buck could hang his coat off them puppies... sheesh... Her husband killed himself over her too... what a tool... he ain't even gonna see them pupp---
*slam!*
Buck's heel strikes stair, Buck drops back, cracking head off of tile.
"Owwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!"
Picking himself up, he dusts himself off, looking back to the approaching ladies...
"Watch that step."
*Offers hand for assistance...* [/font]
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Post by Candice Angel on Oct 1, 2007 0:42:23 GMT -4
"Look at this dumbass Lilith. *Sigh*"
$-She knew it would happen eventually. Even children know you can't walk backwards and why doesn't he? No wonder he's a part of the Familia. She extends her hand as she walks up to where he lay like one of the lost 3 Stooges, grabbing a hold of his and assisting him to his feet once more. She only shook her head as she continued on past him seeing that the walk behind treatment wasn't going to work. He'd find a way to get out of it and kill himself eventually.-$
"Can we just get going already? And try not to kill yourself or stare too hard. Jesus. *Sigh* Okay Lilith...What exactly are we looking for for you sweetie? Casual wear? Something a bit more fabulous like yours truly? Oh god please don't say anything gutter trash like , like those Lovers Luna girls. "
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 0:43:36 GMT -4
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 0:48:31 GMT -4
"Well... some lingerie would be good right? I mean.. it's probably not a totally good idea to be commando the whole time right Candi? Though..... it's kind of liberating. You should try it sometime, it's kind of.. breezy. As for clothes?.... Hmmm. Well I like jeans and all, maybe I should look for some other stuff too. I still haven't looked in a full length mirror yet. Wonder what size I am..."
Lilith looks down at her hips and thighs and tries to turn halfway around to get a better look at.... well, her ass. She wanted to see how.... large, it was. Needed to think of things that she'd look good in, she was slowly learning from Candi that looking bad in clothes just makes you feel bad. Maybe that's why some of the Roses are so mean.
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 0:52:46 GMT -4
"Well... lemme put it this way..."
Buck takes off his aviator sunglasses... Professor PornStar is on the scene!
"Your ass? Well.... Hm... Let me put it this way. You have... by far... the blackest... white ass... I've evar seen. It's... like... so phenomenal that... yeah... turns me into a dog just by knowing it's around... I can't help it... sorry. But, yeah... Applebottom? I present you the example... in a very, very.... very good way that I actually feel ashamed of myself about now. I'll keep to the back and out of your hair now... but... yeah. Just bein' honest..."
Jason starts walking to where he'd be behind the girls to see if his ploy to "be ashamed of himself" would work... [/font]
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Post by Candice Angel on Oct 1, 2007 0:56:25 GMT -4
$-What? Did she just hear him say...No...He wouldn't have. Her steps stop suddenly turning to face him with a raised eyebrow...-$ "Oh is that so Buck? I recall you saying differently a few months ago hm? I recall one night in particular. Remember? You and I after dinner? Mr. Hugh doing something most likely illegal in 40 states while watching you and I in front of my suite? Care to make another choice of who has the "blackest" white ass you've seen?...Don't drop further down on my good faith list Buck. Trust me. There is no climbing back up. "
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 0:58:42 GMT -4
"Damn... sounds like I just got first righted... Unless.... Nah... You guys wouldn't let me do it..."
Judging sounds like a real good idea... JUDGE PORNSTAR, FTW!!!... but Buck heads back... just a bit...
"I love both of yer asses and there ain't nothing I can do 'bout it...
'Course... I could always judge it for ya!"
For... the.... bloody... WIN!
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 1:03:09 GMT -4
"So like, a 'Blackest-White Ass' contest or something? Does that mean we have to strip? Cause I don't think I could do that in public.... but, I guess I could go for it. I mean it'd be fun right Candi? It's not like he's gonna do anythng, who's gonna believe Buck Wylde you know? He's got the character credability of Bill Clinton. Besides...."
Lilith turns to the side and sloooowly leans towards Candi... taking a good long look at Candi's backside herself before the Angel realizes what was happening.
"I wouldn't mind seeing how I compare."
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 1:04:53 GMT -4
A tear of joy comes to Buck's eye. [/font]
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Post by Candice Angel on Oct 1, 2007 1:05:31 GMT -4
"Oh God a female version of Buck...Why did I have to answer Katanna's call? Why? *Sigh* Are we going to shop or audition for the Flavor of Love part 4 people?"
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 1:07:27 GMT -4
"Oh... come the fuck on... this is sooooooooo not the Flavor of Love... Case in point? The white bitches have all their teeth that are straight, and don't look like a bus hit them in the face!"
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Post by Candice Angel on Oct 1, 2007 1:13:34 GMT -4
"That's it!"
$-She turns her attention back to the two CHILDREN she was escorting on this day, grabbing each by the arm as she ushered them into the nearest store. Not even knowing WHAT type of store it was, she just wanted to get them near other people where MAYBE they'd think about what they said BEFORE they said it. A sigh of relief escaping her lips as she stopped her steps after getting them into hopefully censored territory. She shook her head glancing around and noticing there was female's clothing abroad. Good. Now things can get going. Candice wasn't used to shopping with amatuers.-$
"Now, boy and girl, let's see what we can get for Miss Lilith here hm? And Buck please no perverted suggestions? Let's keep it PG rated if we can. There ARE kids here as well. Let's begin kiddies! Let's burn one of Chan's cards to hell shall we?"
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 1:39:55 GMT -4
"Alright... well then..."
Buck glances around... lace... silk... he smells leather in the distance... could this....
"Hey! Um... Lilith! Just to let you know... I'm QUITE good in this category for being able to lend out a few pointers..."
*Shifts his leg a little bit. Something hit his knee...*
"And I'm more than willing to be an unbiased opinion and all..."
Victoria's Secret, FTW!!! [/font]
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 1:55:58 GMT -4
"OOooooOoOooo....
Kick ass selection.. hey Candi look at the rainbow of colors across the store. This is gonna be wicked.....
Ohhhhh... bikinis. Thongs..... boy shorts.. hiphuggers....-hey, Buck?
Do you think I'd look good in something like this?"
Lilith was like a kid in a candy store. For some reason all of this was just so natural to her, she knew how to duck and weave around the plethora of sea-cow older, fatter women. All obviously trying to cling to some delusional older glory of not being comparable to a manatee. Lilith walks over to a rack near the front of the store and picks up this display version only piece of fabric. It looked like a normal set of bikini panties, but the backside of them was open. Cross hatched stitching was 'covering' it with three or four 'X's'. She holds it up for Buck to see, over a couple other people. In public...
"It just seems like wearing it would be asking for a nooner you know?"
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 1:59:42 GMT -4
*Shifts his leg... good thing he was wearing jeans. The cows wouldn't be able to walk down the fucking aisle without a comedic game of the limbo...*
"W... well... It would definately appear that way... but only one way to be sure, right?"
He motions back to the dressing rooms...
"Try it on? Please?"
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 2:09:40 GMT -4
Lilith almost laughs before the uneasy feeling of doom hits her. The glare from Candi Cane Angel. Lilith lowers her hand and shuffles her feet a bit, as a child would when they get caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Lilith, under the radar.... the heavy deep fog cover of the large totally in denial 'plus sized women'-motions for Buck to come closer. She puts the display back and browses through a couple more pieces of oh so suggestive lingerie until the skin-flick phenom makes his way to her side. She leans over a bit as Candi gets lost in the wave of Green Bay Packer like sized women and whispers.
"Hey... Buck? What was I really like back when you knew me? I mean.... I met King Vegas earlier; and like..... good God that man is gorgeous. But.. something inside of me just instantly..... tried to flirt you know? It was weird it was like breathing to me, I almost didn't even notice it. If it wasn't for Candi coming out? I probably would have thrown myself at the man's more then likely well manicured feet. Not to mention..."
Lilith clears her throat for a second, lifting her head up again taking another quick scan of the stampede of women near the front of the store. Almost creating a giant wall of... fatness, locking all of the poor beautiful people inside. She motions for Buck to come an inch or two over again as she breathes out and whispers into his ear.
"... I really just have the biggest urge to kiss every inch of Candi's body you know? So like...... what was I, like. Not who I was with or how I acted I mean.. sexually.... what was I... like-like." [/center][/font][/color][/i]
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 2:14:28 GMT -4
"Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if you swung both ways. Hard to say though... any time I been around you had your man with you... but I wouldn't be surprised at all."
*Looks back at Candice...*
"She's a li'l like you though... in power... and that power is fucking sexy... especially on that. 'Specially on you."
He starts pawing through a few things, seeing if he could convince one of the girls to give him a sho-... er... see if they would like to consider purchasing said garments... [/font]
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 2:35:50 GMT -4
"Vegas mentioned something about me only associating myself with the 'Elite' kind of people. Guess I was connected to someone important or something.... not sure, can't remember. I'm slowly starting to realize more likely then not I'm bisexual. That doesn't bother me really, I just don't understand why. I mean... I don't remember Vegas, only from tapes. Yet I'm attracted to him. I barely know Candi, and I'm willing to shove her down and do unspeakable things. How come I'm able to be so so strongly attracted to someone, I don't even know? It's like... emotions almost don't even count as a factor. That, that kind of makes me depressed."
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Post by pornstar on Oct 1, 2007 2:40:05 GMT -4
"I wouldn't say that... I've seen you develop some real emotion. The Elite of the Elite that Vegas was referring to? You were engaged to Jonny Pyro... Jon Pryor... owner of Full Contact Wrestling in Detroit. I didn't wanna be the one to shove it out there... cuz, honestly? Your condition freaks me the fuck out... but you want the answer... I gave it to you. You were attached to him since he was a champion back in New York... he came here a bit before he ended up with you back in his arms in Detroit... Look..."
He looks back at Candice...
"Don't let her know I'm tellin' ya this... Some of this stuff absolutely freaks us out... we don't know how ya'd handle a bombshell like that. So... if anything... lets head to the back and I can break kayfabe for a minute if needbe..."
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Post by Lilith on Oct 1, 2007 2:50:37 GMT -4
".......
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Lilith tilts her head to the side, almost ready to laugh. Good ole' Buck Wylde up to his tricks again. A smile on her face, ready and waiting for him to fess up to it as a joke. He doesn't. Lilith stares at Buck closely, his face didn't flinch. If anything, it was slowly turning into a face that was capable of having a sympathetic look to it. Lilith's own smile slowly fades as the impending disaster area sized 'Ground Zero' crater snaps in her mind. Buck wasn't joking. She swallows hard as she takes a step back away from him. That... that wasn't possible.
"... Wh-..... Jonny..? Detroit.. no.... no."
Lilith shakes her head just a bit, that's.... not right, right? It, it didn't seem like a joke. She found it hard to believe that someone like Buck would tell such a cruel joke, especially to someone in her condition. What... what? Her condition... amenesia..... she didn't remember her past, he said... he said it freaks them out? Did that mean everyone she was trusting right now, knew? Lilith swallows hard again and looks at the ground for a second. Candi? Vegas? No...
"No... Candi wouldn't.. do that to me......"
She clears her throat again and places her hand on the rack next to her, grabbing hold of the first piece of fabric her fingers come in contact with. She grabs a couple things off the rack and shakes her head again, almost.... in pain. She holds the items of clothing against her chest and forces an ever so soft laugh, a chuckle if you will out.
"... Ha..... hah.. you, you all in the Fam get people even off camera huh? That's... that's gonna take some getting used to...... that kind of humor. Ex.. excuse me for a moment......"
Lilith clears her throat again and pushes past Buck slowly as she stumbles out, hitting a near by woman accidentally. Lilith is taken back as the woman goes on some rant. Lilith herself could barely see straight right now. Her vision was blurred, she shakes her head and tries to snap out of it before clearing her throat and making her way to a changing room. She sets the clothes down and peeks out the door as she speaks up.
"Hey Candi? I'm gonna be in here trying on somethings okay? I'll need your help in just a minute."
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