Post by Joe Bruiser on Dec 2, 2007 22:51:37 GMT -4
The camera comes on and you see Joe Bruiser sitting poolside at an expensive hotel down in Miami. He had always wanted to stay at this hotel when he was younger, but couldn't cause his family never had enough money to. Although his senior prom was held here, Joe doesn't remember much from that prom other than having sex for the first time with a drunk Molly Horne. Joe was drunk himself that night, he is lucky no kid came out of that sex. Joe just sits there all alone with a drink in his hand. That drink has an umbrella in it, he always wanted one of them to. As he sits there with just his boxing shorts and sunglasses on, he thinks about a few things. One of them is 187, another is the upcoming APW season, and the other is how his life has turned out. For now, it has been one HELL of a roller coaster ride. Growing up wanting to be a Pro Boxer and having one stupid ass mother fucker ruin it for you. That must be one hell of a feeling to live with every day. Last Joe herd Jacob Holt was a janitor at a local high school after what Joe did to him a few nights after words. He still wonders why he was never turned in for what he did. After all he nearly killed the man that ruined his Boxing career. Joe often thinks about these things, and wonders why he did some of the stupid stuff that he did a younger man. Now, Joe is a Pro Wrestler, one of the greatest jobs in the world to have. Not exactly a walk in the park, but it can be looked at as money for nothing and easy chicks for free. Joe now lays there thinking of absolutely nothing. He just lays there with his shades on and eyes the beautiful women across the pool. But hey, that is what vacations are for. To relax and not think about your job, your life, or even women. Joe smiles as he lays there under the hot sun getting himself a much needed tan. His fro kept away most of the sun, oh well. Life couldn't get any better for Joe at this moment in time. Joe lowers his sunglasses and eyes the women across the pool. Joe just wanted to relax at the Hotel he always wanted to stay at as a child. But how can you relax when you have beautiful women on the other side driving not only your brain crazy but your other brain as well. Shit that can drive a man insane if not handled properly. Joe just lays there thinking a whole lot about nothing, except those ladies on the other side of the pool. Joe just smiles as one of them smiles back.
[glow=blue,2,300]Life couldn't get any better.[/glow]
Life couldn't get any better for the one with the fro. All his Fro heads out there wanting to see more of Joe this season. Yep life couldn't get any better for Joe. Joe slowly gets up and makes his way back to his hotel room. Yep Joe is enjoying life during the off season. Most people in the United States are experiencing snow at this time of year. All they want is to see the Sunshine again, but Joe being from Miami hasn't seen snow until he moved to Toronto last year. Joe walks inside of his hotel where he shuts the door and turns on the TV. Joe lays down on the bed and watched an episode of MASH.
[glow=blue,2,300]Shit I love this show. This better be my favorite episode where BJ is pulling pranks on everyone and Hawkeye thinks he won't be able to prank him. Good times, good times.[/glow]
The camera slowly fades away on a very relaxed Joe Bruiser.
[glow=blue,2,300]Life couldn't get any better.[/glow]
Life couldn't get any better for the one with the fro. All his Fro heads out there wanting to see more of Joe this season. Yep life couldn't get any better for Joe. Joe slowly gets up and makes his way back to his hotel room. Yep Joe is enjoying life during the off season. Most people in the United States are experiencing snow at this time of year. All they want is to see the Sunshine again, but Joe being from Miami hasn't seen snow until he moved to Toronto last year. Joe walks inside of his hotel where he shuts the door and turns on the TV. Joe lays down on the bed and watched an episode of MASH.
[glow=blue,2,300]Shit I love this show. This better be my favorite episode where BJ is pulling pranks on everyone and Hawkeye thinks he won't be able to prank him. Good times, good times.[/glow]
The camera slowly fades away on a very relaxed Joe Bruiser.