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Post by Big Red on Feb 5, 2007 13:03:49 GMT -4
*A Fed Ex delivery man can be seen walking through the halls of the arena before the next Full Throttle show. He has a small box in one hand, and a much bigger box on a cart that he is pushing in front of him. He stops at the locker room of the Rockstarz, and knocks twice*
Special Delivery for a Mister...
*Flipping through his pages*
Alex Price.
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 13:17:32 GMT -4
The door flings open, Alex jumps out and sez-
A delivery? For MUAH??? Ha ha...it must be that that pen...uhm...pencil set, yea. The pencil set I ordered. HAND IT OVA!!!
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Post by Big Red on Feb 5, 2007 13:20:16 GMT -4
*The name hands over a clipboard with the number of packages he had delivered, and to whom it's too*
Just sign here, here, Initial here, and Middle name here.
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 13:44:05 GMT -4
Alex signs off for the package and eagerly darts back into the dressing room. He rubs his hands together anticipating what he may have received.
(He's a sucker for opening random boxes.)
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Post by Big Red on Feb 5, 2007 13:53:20 GMT -4
*Alex quickly rips open the packages delivered to him, excited like a kid at Christmas, but to he can't believe what he gotten...A gold & black mask, with a brand new steel chair covered in barbed wire. With a note attached to the mask*
I figure you'll need these things to pull of the imitation completely
Signed
~ Nathan Michaels
PS: Don't sit in the chair
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 13:59:49 GMT -4
Puzzled (as usual) by the note and contents of the box, Alex steps back a bit. Was it Michaels trying to sike him out of there upcoming match? And who the hell was he supposed to be impersonating? Then it hits him-
Black and gold mask. Steel chair with barbed wire. I GET IT. It's LA PARKA!!!...or is it? I hate having to use my brain...
Alex scratches his head trying to figure it out.
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Post by shane on Feb 5, 2007 14:21:42 GMT -4
Shane comes out of the bathroom to notice Alex staring blankly at a mask and chair wrapped in barbed wire. He shakes his head, surely Alex has gotten himself into another hair brained mess.Alex, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! ?
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 17:18:51 GMT -4
What's it look like, dude? It's a gold and black mask. And check out the chair. Wicked, aint it? Michaels sent it. I guess he's tryin' to make peace with me, seein' as I'm gonna beat his brains in come staurday. Heh heh heh.
Alex looks on at the 2 items. He still hasn't figured it out, but he figures what the hell, just go with it.
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Post by shane on Feb 5, 2007 17:23:32 GMT -4
Shane burries his face in his hands in disbelief. Needless to say, he figured out the joke. IHe puts his hand on Alex's shoulder...
Alex. Ol' buddy, ol' pal. I hate to break it to you...but HE JUST SHOWED YOU UP...AGAIN!!! Gold and black mask? Stell chair wrapped in barbed wire? It's a crack on you short fuse, man. He's callin' you a nut job like that KHAN guy over in Ohio. Dude, He punk'd you somethin FIERCE!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Shane almost falls to the floor laughing at Alex's misfortune.
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 17:27:13 GMT -4
Alex's face squints up in pure rage...just before he blows ANOTHER gasket- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! That freakin' twinkie eatin', british chick bangin' BASTARD!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! Oh I am SOOOOOOOOOO gonna kick his ass!!! God DAMMIT!!! I'm gonna take that chair an wrap it around his HEAD!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Alex proceeds to grab the chair and...yes you guessed it, Bang it violently against the wall.  |
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Post by shane on Feb 5, 2007 17:29:56 GMT -4
Shane continues laughing like a mad man. He catches his breath enough to say...
Wait, wait, WAAAAIT!!! Put on the mask man, HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA!!! it'll complete the whole experience. HA HA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This time Shane DOES fall on the floor luaghing. All the while Alex is still flailing away with the chair.
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 17:32:58 GMT -4
Alex catches himself momentarily. He surveys the damage he'd caused to the dressing room. It was pretty bad. He pauses, being silent. The only thing audible was Shane;s cackling. He drops the chair and mutters under his breath-
Bite me.
He turns and walks calmly to the bathroom...
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Post by shane on Feb 5, 2007 17:35:29 GMT -4
Shane's laughter slowly tapers off. He sits up from the floor and screams out to Alex...
AWWWWWWWW, C'mon Lex. He did get you good, man. I mean DAYUM!!! I may not like either of em much, but ya' gotta give 'em some props.
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Post by alex on Feb 5, 2007 17:37:17 GMT -4
Alex pops his head out of the bathroom to say just these words-
Of course you realize...this means war.
He closes the door behind, Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly.
END
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