Post by starr on Feb 6, 2007 1:47:51 GMT -4
APW Cameras finally caught up with the man who won the Nationwide Championship and then sat back while everyone was too busy to even notice he was gone.
Wow, someones finally done their homework and found me. Lord knows I only sit on the same bus or plane as everyone else. Ya can't miss me, I'm the one with the belt around his waist or over his shoulder. I applaud you, Terra, for opening your eyes and looking through your blazing flamer friend to see me.
You want some of me? Get in line with the rest of the no talents who think they can hang with me. I found the cure for Payne! Nobody beats that guy, nobody but me. Yet you wanna get into with me? Kid I'm a walking, talking, pwndozer. By the time you finish putting that baby oil on to look greased up and muscle bound, I've already got you locked in the PWNmission where you squeel and beg for me to just break your neck and end your misery.
Tell ya what though.. I'll let ya have a shot, just so I don't have to wait another month or two to raise the ratings again. Cause what the world needs now, is PWN, more PWN.
He then reaches forward and flips the camera off so it goes to static on the feed
Wow, someones finally done their homework and found me. Lord knows I only sit on the same bus or plane as everyone else. Ya can't miss me, I'm the one with the belt around his waist or over his shoulder. I applaud you, Terra, for opening your eyes and looking through your blazing flamer friend to see me.
You want some of me? Get in line with the rest of the no talents who think they can hang with me. I found the cure for Payne! Nobody beats that guy, nobody but me. Yet you wanna get into with me? Kid I'm a walking, talking, pwndozer. By the time you finish putting that baby oil on to look greased up and muscle bound, I've already got you locked in the PWNmission where you squeel and beg for me to just break your neck and end your misery.
Tell ya what though.. I'll let ya have a shot, just so I don't have to wait another month or two to raise the ratings again. Cause what the world needs now, is PWN, more PWN.
He then reaches forward and flips the camera off so it goes to static on the feed