The Cure For APW's Payne

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I think I've let the salt sit on my counter for abit too long now. It's time to pour some in the open wound.

Cover your eyes and ears folks, this is going to get ugly, but not nearly as ugly as those WWAW diva wannabe's.

Jon Payne, MR UNDEFEATABLE! Before, I was just a reality check, but now, I'm also the walking Cure for APW's Payne. It's fitting that you talk a big game and falter when it comes to backing it up. You always were a mouth in need of a phallus. I just happened to be too much for your yap and gap to handle. So I handed you a second loss at my hands, in a match of YOUR choosing. No excuses, but I should have put you out of MY misery quicker, but I like embarassing fools such as you at every given chance I can.

Which brings me to our WORLD champion. Blaze! A man who couldn't cut the green grass in green springs, so he left for Atlanta where he played titty twister with a self absorbed, inflated ego such as Chris Lionheart. Now, it was there that he competed against the HIGH calibre talents such as.. Jeff Hardy.. Genesis.. Maniac and some geek named Jerry Macci. That speaks volumes about our champion alright. He could barely cut it there, and some farm fed, so he came here and got lucky. Winning the title like it was bound to happen cause it's his destiny.

I'll tell you what is destiny, the fact that his manboy servant Terra, went to our GM and demanded he service him at his immediate discretion. Don't believe me, watch the tape.

terra said:

Tyson Terra, a man who keeps himself in tune with everything that goes on around the world of APW, sends a text message to the GM of Full Throttle in light of recent events.

Mr. Hugh:
We've not met personally as of yet, and I think it's high time that we change that. I am Tyson Terra...at your service, and as being the GM of the Full Throttle show, I think it's YOU that needs to be doing the servicing. Please me with me at your IMMEDIATE discretion.

TT

There you have it folks. Another sex obsessed nobody who must have gotten himself off watching all the orgies and shit over in New York. Hell, for all we know he came from the same mold as those WWAW peons. The only thing missing is an ugly mask and you got yourself the walking, talking, capital punishing pissant in the flesh. I digress though, APW would never welcome that much ego in such a small package. So let's check his history and make sure he's not a walking STD from the King Of New Yorks own farmhouse of sheep where they can push it in deep, or get punished. Tell Vic I said Hi Terra...

Ya know what else irks me? The fact that all these wrestlers have endless excuses for why they lost. Hello, dipshits, I fly back and forth from here to Detroit, to Calgary, to wherever the hell APW takes us for shows. I show up jet lagged, I show up half dead and I show up everyone in the ring I face. I don't even know why I bother half the time, it's a cakewalk and a half. It's only fitting though, that they stick the smaller belt on the bigger star. This one means more then the New Blood Stained WORLD TITLE of APW.

Yeah, soon enough I'll piss on you Blaze and put out your flaming ass. Your lucky your all the way up there and I have to deal with your manservant bitch first. The moment I'm screwed over and lose this title, yours will replace it.

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